he is grotesque

Chapter 6

At this moment, Liu Xian only wants to write two papers, which are called "On the Tenacity of Mosquito Vitality" and "On How to Kill Mosquitoes by Fancy Slapping".

The reason why I want to write a thesis is: the "old friend" who keeps "buzzing..." in front of his eyes and drills into his ears from time to time is the dead enemy, a stinky mosquito.

I want to ask why Liu Xian recognized this mosquito at a glance?

Is it special looking?

no!

It's because, in the middle of winter, besides this annoying mosquito who is not afraid of the cold and being slapped to death, he never imagined that there would be a second idiot mosquito who would dare to do this, just to provoke him to death.

Liu Xian said that he was very tired, and he clearly remembered that he had sprayed it with insecticide a few times, but why, this mosquito still looked so energetic.

Not only is there nothing at all!And remember to kill him all day long!

Could it be that the bottle of insecticide given away has expired, so it is not very powerful?

Just as Liu Xian was thinking about replacing the mosquito killing tools, Lin Miao asked, "What's the matter? Why are you in a daze? Another mosquito bites you?"

Liu Xian nodded, pointed in Gu Zheng's direction and said, "It's just this mosquito, who likes to harass me for some reason. It's really annoying if I can't get it."

Lin Miao looked at Gu Zheng, the mosquito that kept approaching Liu Xian, and asked doubtfully, "Can't you?"

After finishing speaking, he went to battle in person and patted Gu Zheng wildly.

Gu Zheng: I want to cry//(ㄒoㄒ)//, I want to save you, but you want to shoot me to death? ? →_→

Girl, you have a very problematic mind, how can you help that villain Liu Xian?

Didn't see your ex-boyfriend, Shui Guipang fell next to you and cried at you!

Lin Miao couldn't see Yang Pan who kept crying to her.All she can think about now is how to kill the mosquito in front of her.

After taking pictures for a long time, the mosquitoes were not caught. Instead, it attracted the attention of the surrounding students. Lin Miao shy away.

Lin Miao gave up, but Liu Xian couldn't give up!

Liu Xian feels that this mosquito is getting more and more excessive. Before, it was just a bite from time to time, but now it has fully upgraded its ability to control people. If it is not paying attention, it will burrow into his eyes, ears, and nose.

fall!He also told people not to eat well, and the clay figurines were also tempered. The mosquito provoked him many times, and if he could bear it, he would not be called Liu Xian.

Liu Xian swore that he would not give up until he killed the mosquito.

Dare to drill into his body, dare to bully and provoke him, Liu Xian was almost mad by the mosquito, didn't think about anything, picked up the self-service plate that others had finished eating, and slapped Gu Zheng.

As a result, Gu Zheng was not photographed and hid aside.

Zhao Zhuang, who was passing by, was hit hard by the plate containing the leftovers.

Zhao Zhuang with leftovers on his head:? ? ?Confused!

There are still people in this school who eat leopards and dare to provoke him?Don't you want to live?

Liu Xian saw that something was wrong, the mosquito was not killed, and a big shot was provoked.

Quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Zhao Zhuang, I offended you because there was a mosquito about to bite you."

Do you think Zhao Zhuang will believe this reason?

of course not!

Who is Zhao Zhuang? If he doesn't bully you, it's a good thing. No matter what your reason is, if you dare to touch him, he will beat you so hard that you doubt your life every minute.

Not surprisingly, no matter what Liu Xian explained, Zhao Zhuang acted like I don't listen, I don't listen to the arrogant state, and he just gave Liu Xian a fat beating.

At this time, Gu Zheng stopped hiding, and the fat man stopped crying. Liu Xian, who watched Zhao Zhuang beat him up, kept yelling, "Hit him, hit him, it's better to be crippled."

But Lin Miao who was next to her was in a hurry, let's try to persuade the fight, if she dared not persuade, she was afraid of offending Zhao Zhuang and being beaten together.Don't persuade me, after all, it's my boyfriend who I've been dating for a few days.

After hesitating for a long time, Lin Miao finally called the teacher and successfully resolved Liu Xian's crisis.

Seeing this situation, Gu Zheng immediately became dissatisfied. He even wanted to hit that silly girl Lin Miao with a stick!

your sister!Finally, there was a chance to hit Liu Xian, and you made us give up halfway.

Tell me, what do you want to make trouble with?

In the end, although Liu Xian was still beaten up, after being persuaded by his teacher and classmates to fight, he only suffered minor injuries.

Gu Zheng expressed his regret for this, but after this incident, he also understood a truth.

It's useless to work hard on your own, the key is not to let your teammates hold you back!

In Gu Zheng's eyes, Lin Miao is a pig teammate.

Who is Gu Zheng dressed as a mosquito for?Isn't it for Lin Miao in essence?

It stands to reason that the two of them should be grasshoppers on a boat, oh, by the way, a fat ghost is also added.

But now?Lin Miao actually helped the hostile forces and tried to capsize her own ship?

Excuseme, you are living too comfortably, right?I don't ask you for help, but don't be too helpful.

Previously, what Gu Zheng thought was that he was a small mosquito who could only know one foreign language: only buzzing.

It is difficult to communicate with humans, so it cannot tell Lin Miao and Liu Xian's true face.

But now seeing that Lin Miao, a simple little white rabbit, was about to fall into the hands of the big bad wolf, she wanted to help the big bad wolf cook herself.

Gu Zheng said that the communication with Lin Miao has reached the point of no delay.

But how to communicate with Lin Miao, how to expose Liu Xian's villainous face?

Gu Zheng discussed with Fatty for a long time, drawing on the experience of failing to deal with Liu Xian in the past, and formulated a series of battle plans.

The first step: Attract Lin Miao's attention, and let her know that Gu Zheng's mosquito is not an ordinary mosquito, he is a mosquito with integrity, can understand human language, can see ghosts, and see her ex-boyfriend.

Step [-]: Use everything available to tell Lin Miao the cause of Yang Pan's death and convince her that it is best to tell the police uncle.

Although the police uncle probably wouldn't believe it, after all, Liu Xian's scheming little bitch had already wiped away all traces of the murder scene, and the follow-up matters were also handled seamlessly.

As a result, everyone thought that Yang Pan was obsessed with gaining weight, unable to extricate himself, and didn't want to come back.Even those little attendants who had been at the scene but were dismissed by the brain-twitching Fat Smash all the time believed that Yang Pan went abroad again after bullying Liu Xian.

After all, who would have thought that Fatty, who had practiced Sanda, would be so weak, nor would he have thought that the so-called school grass would dare to kill him.

Finally: Uh...after Fatty's request, if possible, Gu Zheng will be a sounding board for the two of them!Although the relationship between humans and ghosts is not enough, it is still possible to catch up on the old days.

Fat smash, don't thank me too much (^o^).

After the plan was made, Fat Zai felt good about himself, thinking that he would be able to succeed immediately, secretly eager to try.

But Gu Zheng feels...

Uh, after thinking about it for a long time, he felt that the plan was made as if it hadn't been made!fall!

What's the point of wasting the few mosquito brain cells?Why bother?

This first step was well said, making Lin Miao believe that it is a mosquito that can only see ghosts and understand human language.

But for a normal person, it is impossible for people with normal three views to believe this!After all, it is too strange.

Do you think this is a movie?Mosquitoes become sperm?

This second step is even more difficult to achieve, tell me!Say it!Why do you use everything available to tell Lin Miao the cause of Yang Pan's death.

Not to mention that everyone knows that he is fat and loves beauty, and everyone knows that he went abroad to gain weight. Now you are a magic stick mosquito telling him, no...no...that is not the truth, the truth is Yang I'm dead! ? ?Still killed by Liu Xian.

Excuseme, are you fucking kidding me, or are you kidding me?Only ghosts believe it! ! (Yang Pan: I believe)

The most important point is, how does Gu Zheng use his mosquito feet, which are thinner than a strand of hair, to hold a pen and write, after all, a pen can crush him to death.

well!Easy to plan, hard to execute! ! !

Gu Zheng felt that if he could do all of the above, sows could climb trees, God would not accept him as a talent, make the best use of everything!