he is grotesque

Chapter 5

Liu Xian felt that in the past two days, he seemed to be targeted by a mosquito.

While it feels a little silly to say that, it's true.

It's just a mosquito, not the size of a bean, but it's so nimble that it can't be patted.

I knew it all day long, "buzzing..." around him, trying to harass him in various ways.

During class, I surrounded him "buzzing..." and when he couldn't make large movements and disturbed the order of the classroom, I bit him from time to time, so that he couldn't go to class.

When class was over, it got even worse, as long as Liu Xian wanted to get close to his new girlfriend Lin Miao, the dead mosquito would be spotted immediately as if it had been equipped with a radar.

No matter how it rushed over, it stinged at him for a while. After stinging him, it didn't count, it still stinged Lin Miao.

After the first date, Lin Miao was bitten by an inexplicable mosquito and went back to the dormitory. She said that the environment of the date was too bad and there were too many mosquitoes, so next time.

Is this a problem of poor environment?This is clearly the dead mosquito deliberately destroying it! ! ! !

Liu Xian felt that he was going to be pissed off now, and after chasing Lin Miao, taking revenge on Yang Pan, the good mood that made him want to die was ruined by this dead mosquito in an instant.

There is no need to doubt, Liu Xian is absolutely sure that the masterpiece of dozens of bags on his face was done by that damned mosquito.

If it wasn't for his witty putting on some makeup to make his swollen face look better, he wouldn't even have to go out today.

snort! !That dead mosquito, you wait for me!I can't pat you with my hands, I can't pat you with a book, I have killed people, you are a small mosquito, I can't kill you.hehe....

Gu Zheng said, little bitch, come here if you have the ability, haha~~ I just can’t get it, I just can’t get it, ╮(╯▽╰)╭ How can you help me, Mr. Ben? your surname.

As the saying goes, the flag cannot be set too early, dear, the flag is set too early, it is easy to slap your face!

Before Gu Zheng and Fatty were happy, Liu Xian was harassed by them all day because he had trouble sleeping and eating.

In the evening, Gu Zheng met him in a difficult moment. Liu Xian actually learned to be smart. He no longer used hands and books to deal with him. mopping up.

The looted items, uh..... gave Gu Zheng a headache.

It's all: Jiujiu brand mosquito coils, XX insecticide, so-and-so mosquito repellent...

Gu Zheng: ...Do you need to know more about mosquito nets, the tenth greatest invention of Huaguo? ? ?

Of course Liu Xian couldn't hear Gu Zheng's recommendation, and after sweeping, he showed a paralyzed face and expressed that he wanted to pay the bill.

The lady cashier at the front desk looked suspiciously at Liu Xian several times, and secretly underestimated: "The young man is handsome, why is there something wrong with his brain, did he use so many things to kill mosquitoes, and he doesn't live in a mosquito pit. "

Regarding the young lady's words, Gu Zheng agreed very much, although the feeling he brought to Liu Xian now was to stay in a pit of thousands of mosquitoes all the time. (Haha~~ I am a little proud, what a fat thing (^o^))

But he is still a little mosquito at heart, he must have a brain problem, the poor are almost eating dirt, and they still buy these.

What the hell does Liu Xian want to do?Want to drown yourself in mosquito repellant?

Fatty was worried about Liu Xian's manipulation for Gu Zheng: "What should I do, that guy Liu Xian seems to want to use this to deal with you, can you take it with your small body?"

Gu Zheng flapped his small wings, shook the mosquito's head, buzzed, and said proudly: "What are you worried about, am I an ordinary mosquito? Of course I don't pay attention to these things, you Keep your eyes open and watch carefully, to see how the mosquito shows its power, making Liu Xian unable to protect himself even with tools."

Picking the right moment, before Liu Xian put down the bag and took out his things, Gu Zheng flew up, intending to sting him as hard as before.

Unexpectedly, dog system, you made me dress like a mosquito and you really made me dress like an ordinary mosquito!fall!

Before Gu Zheng got close to Liu Xian, a strong and fragrant smell came over, Gu Zheng felt as if he drank more than a dozen bottles of wine in Sanlitun.

His mind was dizzy in an instant, and the eyes of the two mosquitoes kept circling, not to mention Liu Xian, and he couldn't see clearly even if the water ghost was fat.

It turned out that Liu Xian had put a small insect repellent in his pocket, and when he heard the familiar buzzing sound, he sprayed wildly in the direction of Gu Zheng.

But Gu Zheng didn't know at all that he was really a mosquito physique, his soul had no effect at all, and he was tricked by Liu Xian's spray.

Seeing Gu Zheng's dizzy appearance, the fat man felt a toothache, so he hurriedly called him over.

fall!Did you say it's not an ordinary mosquito?What about showing off your might?This flight is even unstable, what else do you want to do.

Forget it, Fatty thought about it, and felt that he was a little desperate, he was useless, what mosquitoes could he count on, let's hide in the corner and cry, woo~~~

Gu Zhengju, the full text is over!!!

Haha~~ Just kidding, Gu Zheng didn't die so easily.

One of his great dreams back then was to be a fencer.

Although this idea was severely suppressed by his father in the later stage, saying that athletes work hard, our family has money and mines, and being a rich second generation, eating and drinking, is not good?Why can't you think about it?

After saying this, he even patted Gu Zheng's head, thinking that he had a fever, and wanted to take him to the hospital.

Gu Zheng:......

When he was a child, Gu Zheng didn’t agree with what his father said at all. Other fathers wanted their children to be scientists, athletes, etc., not to mention winning glory for the country, so don’t hold back the country.

But as for his father, every day he wants him to eat and wait to die, encourages him to be lazy and lazy, and wants him to run all the way to the road of the rich second generation.

Is this my dad?Is it my father?Are you sure you're not practicing the flattery in Gongdouju?

Gu Zheng said, is he such an unambitious person?

of course not!

So he started his exercise journey. At first, he thought that the athletes should not be as hard as his father described.

As a result, within a day, he fell to the ground.

The next day, he couldn't get up.

Finally he...

He just gave up and started his rich second-generation life. He flattered his father many times and said: You are always right, you are your own father, you are definitely your own father.

Let the rotten money and the loose life kill me.

Cough cough....It's a bit far away, now back to the topic

It is said that although Gu Zheng gave up exercising, but...

But he is also a person who has been trained. Although he lives in this mosquito body now, his soul is still personal in essence.

Although the soul is useless, the instinct still exists.

As soon as he smelled the fragrance, his head started to (+﹏+) ~ dizzy, he felt that he had been hit, and hurried back the same way, under the guidance of the fat man, he huddled in a corner invisible to the naked eye and planned to slow down.

Gu Zheng became dizzy just like that, and it slowly slowed down for a day and a night.

When Gu Zheng woke up the next day, his first reaction was not to seek revenge on Liu Xian, but...

He...he was about to starve to death, Gu Zheng was waiting for the pain in the mosquito's stomach, and then felt for the first time that he really wanted to eat!

Since wearing this mosquito body, he didn't seem to have eaten at all.

Now he seriously doubts that he was really stunned by Liu Xian's insecticide spray, not from starvation//(ㄒoㄒ)//

Forget it, I've already fainted, and it's useless to worry about it, the most urgent thing now is to eat something first.

Yes, yes, eating, but here comes the problem, mosquitoes suck human blood, what does Gu Zheng eat? ? ?

What?You want Gu Zheng to suck blood, do you think he is possessed by a vampire?fall!

Besides, to be honest, he really couldn't do such a thing as sucking human blood, and the evil would be disgusting to death.

What to eat then?Gu Zheng asked the fat man who was watching him: "I'm hungry, I don't want to suck human blood, what can I eat?"

The fat man was very happy to see Gu Zheng woke up. Hearing his question, he wiped his red and swollen eyes from crying and said, "You don't want to suck human blood, so why not suck other blood?"

"Other blood, for example?"

"For example, Maoxuewang, our school's Maoxuewang is famous throughout the school. It's not delicious, but because the demand is too high, the sales are limited every day. Those who can eat are the top characters in the school. I Just eat, let's go, I'll take you there."

Gu Zheng ate and drank enough, stopped on the plate, and hiccupped!

Hey, don't say it.What Fatty said is true, this hairy blood is very delicious!What he ate was endless, full of aftertaste.

Just as Gu Zheng was looking back on the delicious food, he saw Pang Zai drooling, looking at a burly and vicious elder brother who was much fatter than Fat Smashing, eating deliciously.

Gu Zheng coughed and signaled the fat man to stop his saliva.

Unexpectedly, after hearing his signal, the fat man not only stopped drooling, but also said to Gu Zheng while drooling: "I haven't eaten for a long time, it's really delicious! Zhao Zhuang's food is really delicious."

Gu Zheng: "This looks like a vicious buddy, do you know him?"

"Of course I do. Zhao Zhuang is notoriously difficult to provoke in our school. Even if it's me, I should try my best to avoid him in school. Don't be tempted to bite him." Fatty replied.

Gu Zheng: "Uh... am I such a ignorant mosquito?"

Fatty: ..... are you

Uh, I don't want to argue with Pang Zai, Gu Zheng said that he dare not provoke Zhao Zhuang, but he can ask others to provoke him.

Looking at Liu Xian who walked into the cafeteria with Lin Miao, Gu Zheng showed a mysterious smile.

The author has something to say: Haha~~, welcome to leave a message.

small theater:

Gu Zheng: I want to be a useful person to society!Resolutely abandon the life of the decadent rich second generation!make a fist!

Gu Zheng's father: There's nothing wrong with this kid, right?I rubbed my head, I didn't have a fever, but I was given too much money, okay, then take back a little.

Gu Zheng: ...Dad, I didn't mean that.

Gu Zheng's father: Then what do you mean?

Gu Zheng: I... Forget it, you should just treat me as having a fever, and don't hesitate to throw money at me.

Gu Zheng's father: ...