zombie job

Chapter 5 You are the Zombie King!

Regarding his lack of empathy, Wu Jin didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

He is not human, and he does not need to gather together with those humans to keep warm.

But he can do it with a salary.As long as the money is given, Wu Jin feels that he can do most things.

After talking about Wu Jin's inhumanity, the food was almost ready.

Just at this time Chu Fan rushed over: "The money has been settled, a total of three days, 510 yuan."

He glanced at Wu Jin, who hadn't recalled it, and coughed: "I'll turn around when the identity of the senior zombie is settled and the bank card is settled."

"For me?" Wu Jin pointed to himself.

Chu Fan nodded.

Before Wu Jin could ask, Yin Yuming explained directly: "Their wages at the construction site should be [-] a day, but he only gave you [-]. You worked for three days and only got [-]. Chu Fan just gave you [-]." The remaining five hundred and one have been brought over."

After finishing speaking, Yin Yin Ming pressed down on the table with lightning speed: "Don't lift the table."

Wu Jin who has already put his hands under the table: ...

Well, wasting food is wrong.Wu Jin let go, and stood up with a sullen face.

"Don't kill people." Yin Yinming reminded him again.

Wu Jin, who was about to clean up the humans on the construction site, ignored Yin Yinming.

"You can't get a job if you kill someone, and you don't have any money." Yin Yinming continued, "And as long as I'm here, you can't kill anyone."

Makes sense, Wu Jin clicked his tongue and sat back down again.

After thinking about it carefully, Wu Jin felt something was wrong again: "I am justified in this matter."

"Right." Yin Yinming nodded.

"Then why can't I kill him?" Wu Jin frowned.

"You can beat him." Chu Fan on the side interjected silently, "You can't kill people." As Wu Jin looked at him, Chu Fan's voice became softer and weaker, and finally the two words "no" were as thin as spilled from the teeth.

Wu Jin suddenly realized: "Then I can break his backbone."

If the spine is broken, the other party will probably spend the rest of his life in bed.

"No." Yin Yinming vetoed Wu Jin's proposal, and then quickly changed the subject, "Let me introduce to you the nature of the work of the Bureau of Abnormalities."

After saying this, Yin Tabing and Wu Jin stared wide-eyed.

Yin Yinming pursed his lips: "Qin Lulu, tell me."

He forgot that Yin Yuming was thinking about how to speak when he was silent just now, and then he remembered that his eloquence was actually not very good at explaining all this clearly.

"Huh?" The female team member who had been pretending to be dead was stunned for a moment. She had just been brainwashed by the spicy pot, and of course she didn't eat it herself.

Mainly to show courteousness to Wu Jin, zombies should not be able to resist the temptation of the brain...probably.

Of course, it's also possible that she played too many games.

The female team member known as Qin Lulu was stunned for a long time before she realized it, coughed twice and sat down seriously: "The full name of the Bureau of Abnormalities is the Bureau of Abnormal Biology."

"Regular units have five insurances and one housing fund. It's just that you may not be able to rest on holidays, and you will be busy." Qin Lulu couldn't help swallowing when she said this, "The business scope is quite wide, including catching ghosts and zombies. and to mediate between non-humans living in human cities."

Wu Jin stared at Qin Lulu, and Qin Lulu's back felt hairy: "But although we are a formal unit, ordinary humans don't understand the existence of non-human beings, so we can't expose them."

Wu Jin nodded thoughtfully, expressing that he understood that he didn't have any sense of belonging to things like zombies, and didn't feel offended: "Can the living corpse on the construction site be caught?"

Another male team member who remained silent all this time reminded him: "Those who swindle money cannot be called living corpses." He thought that Wu Jin wanted to give the foreman the title of living corpses, and then kill him as a matter of course.

"I'm not talking about the foreman." Of course Wu Jin knew that a cheater could not be called a living corpse, and he was not a fool. "I was talking about the other one, who moved bricks with me."

Ok?

Several people present looked at each other.

"The breath on his body is not right." Wu Jin paused, "There is also a child, that child also has a rotten dead breath, but he looks like a living person, but he is being targeted by something. "

Wu Jin would be attracted to that child, because that child had a dead air that was so strong that it couldn't be concealed.

Wu Jin is very sensitive to such things.

"How much is a living corpse?" Wu Jin took a chopstick of the cooked mutton, put it in his mouth, and paused.

"I'll write the mission report after I'm done, and the higher-ups will count on the approval of the degree of danger of the mission." Seeing Wu Jin's frown getting higher and higher, Yin Yinming asked, "What's wrong?"

Wu Jin frowned, swallowed the meat in his mouth, and clicked his tongue: "It hit me in my mouth."

"Huh?" Qin Lulu glanced at the hot pot, it was a mandarin duck pot, and the one that Wu Jin just picked up was a hot pot with butter, with a layer of pepper on it, "Uh, is it possible that it's too spicy?"

Wu Jin struggled to put down the chopsticks, and Qin Lulu gave Wu Jin a glass of water: "Slow down, slow down."

"Why do human beings like this kind of thing?" Wu Jin couldn't understand, "Do they have a tendency to be masochistic?"

"You can say that." Yin Yinming nodded. Spicyness is a kind of pain, and it still hurts twice, once in the mouth and once in the bottom, and human beings prefer this kind of pain.

"Uh." Qin Lulu looked at this and then at that, "Why don't you eat tomato pot? Tomato pot is also delicious."

"No." Wu Jin refused, "I'll try again."

"So you have agreed to join the Bureau of Different Administrations now?" Yin Yinming asked.

Wu Jin nodded, without Yin Tabing's help, it would be difficult for Wu Jin to find a good job.

After receiving Wu Jin's reply, Yin Tabing had a score, and after Wu Jin and the others finished eating, Yin Tabing called someone.

In fact, there is no need to persuade him, we just need to tell the other party clearly that no one can kill Wu Jin now, nor can he seal him. It is safest to put him in the Bureau of Abnormalities, especially by Yin Yuming's side.

The right to choose was no longer in their hands from the moment Wu Jin woke up.

When they came out of the hotpot restaurant, Yin Tabing had basically finished chatting with the senior management of the Bureau of Different Administration.

Everyone accepted this fact with trepidation, and there was nothing they could do if they didn't accept it. Wu Jin couldn't be pushed back.

But they have to make sure that Wu Jin is controllable. After all, if Wu Jin is so dangerous, they can't let Wu Jin kill innocent people indiscriminately.

At that time, even at the cost of breaking up the powerhouse of the Different Administration Bureau, Wu Jin must be controlled.

So say: "You gotta get the test done."

Before Wu Jin raised his objection, Yin Yuming interrupted him: "There is a salary."

"That's no problem." Wu Jin nodded immediately, "What test."

"Your coworker, that man is not alive." Yin Yinming continued holding his mobile phone, "There is also that child, you said, the one who was targeted by evil spirits."

Yin Taboo put the phone into his pocket, "Find out what happened behind the scenes, and we will help you here."

Wu Jin nodded. He actually didn't quite understand, but he knew the central idea of ​​Yin Yinming's whole sentence, which was probably to arrest all non-human beings: "Can I kill non-human beings?"

"Under special circumstances." Yin Yinming paused.

"If human beings have really caused negative harm, and the other party is a heinous person, they can do it," Chu Fan added.

After he finished speaking, he received Yin Yuming's gaze.

Yin Tabing didn't intend to tell Wu Jin this at all, the reason is very simple, what kind of human beings with all-powerful means can scrape off a layer of skin on Wu Jin's body?

Wu Jin nodded again, he was very interested in Yin Yinming's offer of help: "But you don't even know what that child looks like, and you don't even have a name, how can you help?"

Yin Yinming looked at Wu Jin, he didn't make a sound, just watched silently, Wu Jin tilted his head: "What's the matter?"

……

"So where's your magic weapon?" Wu Jin squatted expressionlessly at the entrance of the alley in the pedestrian street, holding an erhu on his mobile phone.

Crouching beside him is Yin Yinming.

Both of them are dressed in a strange way now.

The eye-catching features on his face were also covered up, replaced by two other yellow and thin faces, and their clothes were also dirty. The two of them squatting here are proper social idlers, but Wu Jin brought a Yin Yinming forced him to hold the musical instrument.

In case the urban management comes and drives the two away, even if you have an erhu, it's not very safe.

"No name, no date of birth, not even a hair." Yin Yinming silently looked at the passers-by, "I can't find it."

Wu Jin reached out and touched his face: "I hate the way I am now." Although he himself can't tell whether he is beautiful or not, there are far fewer humans staring at him like this now.

"I think it's pretty good." Yin Taboo looked at him, "It's not so sly."

Bewitching?Wu Jin didn't think so, he had compared with Yin Yuming when he was standing close to each other, although it wasn't obvious, but Wu Jin was a little bit taller than Yin Yuming.

Wu Jin felt that he was at least more masculine than Yin Tabing.

"Do you think you can solve it?" Yin Taboo asked Wu Jin again.

Of course Wu Jin nodded: "Yes, soon."

Yin Tabing added: "When you meet a non-human being, you can't immediately kill him, and you can't tie up the targeted human to lure the non-human."

Wu Jin shrugged, "It's more difficult now."

As soon as he knew it, Yin Yinming pressed his eyebrows again.

Suddenly, Yin Yuming and Wu Jinqi turned their heads and looked at the boy who walked in front of them.

The boy bent down and put ten yuan in front of Wu Jin.

Maintaining this stooped posture, the boy looked awkwardly at the two of them.

"Hey, you're not blind." The young man scratched his head. One of the two had dark eyes like a black hole, the other had blue-gray eyes, and their pupils were very pale. He thought they couldn't see.

Before Yin Yinming could respond, Wu Jin said bluntly: "I am."

Then the young man patted himself on the chest, thinking that he was thinking too much, maybe he had been blind for too long and was more sensitive?

Doesn’t this mean that God will open a window after closing a door?

After the boy left, Wu Jin quickly picked up the ten yuan on the ground and put it in his pocket.

All his belongings are only fifteen, and even including the salary that Yin Yinming asked him to come here, it is only 520 five.

Ten yuan is a huge sum of money for Wu Jin.

Since that human being sincerely respected him, Wu Jin certainly had no reason not to accept it.

Wu Jin, who found a good reason for himself, didn't look at Yin Yuming who was at the side, so he didn't notice Yin Yuming's complicated expression at all.