Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 992 Let’s get married, Mr. Hiratsuka!

The dispute over persimmons... No, the war between brother complex and sister complex ended before it escalated. It was not Hojo Kyosuke who came out to uphold justice, nor was it the little angel Ayaka who influenced the two, but Hiratsuka Shizuka who walked into the classroom.

The first time Hikigaya Hachiman saw the teacher, he wanted to run away like a mouse seeing a cat, but Kawasaki Saki remained very stubborn and refused to give in, and even looked at Hiratsuka teacher with a look of condescension.

Although the school had just started, the entire first-year class of Sobu High School had already heard a lot of gossip about Mr. Hiratsuka from their seniors, mainly about blind dates, his desire to get married, and things like that.

Usually after class, when the girls go to chat with Shizuka Hiratsuka, they are very active in giving her some suggestions, teaching her how to improve her femininity so that she can dominate the blind date market, but it is obviously in vain.

Although some female high school students are already very capable, but you, a thirty... ahem, a twenty-year-old young and beautiful female teacher, is so seriously writing down the three hundred blind date strategies of a female high school professor in a notebook... you really have no plans to get married, right?

Teacher Jing, who believed the bad guys, naturally broke the record of failed blind dates, but what does this have to do with the high school girls? They just need to listen to Teacher Jing's funny failed experiences on time every day, which is more interesting than playing video games!

In short, the world's best teacher, Shizuka Hiratsuka, has long lost all her dignity as a teacher.

Walking into the classroom, looking up at Saki Kawasaki who was standing firm on the podium, Shizuka Hiratsuka couldn't help but feel a headache. With her rich teaching experience, she could naturally feel that Kawasaki was not a bad girl, but she was definitely the type who was difficult to deal with.

The little angel quietly walked over and whispered the reason for the dispute between the two.

After hearing this, Shizuka Hiratsuka's face was full of question marks, because Hikigaya's sister gave the food he brought back to Kawasaki's brother to eat, so the two of them had to fight to the death?

Ah, why didn't I think of sending food to boys when I was in junior high school? Oh, it seems that it was because I had a big appetite at that time. Not to mention sending food to boys, I had to snatch some back to eat when I was extremely hungry...

What the hell, what is this dark memory! My family has so much money, how could I be so hungry that I would steal other people's food? Besides, if I want to steal, I should steal the food from girls, right?

Shizuka Hiratsuka fell into deep self-doubt, and the memories that emerged in her mind were so dark that she wanted to smash her head.

At the door of the classroom, the beautiful teacher in a white coat stood there in a daze, with her head down and one hand covering her forehead, thinking desperately, trying to find the flaws in this memory to deny the dark past.

But as she thought about it, Shizuka Hiratsuka's beautiful face gradually distorted.

It seems, it seems... At that time, I was in the late stage of Chuunibyou and thought that robbing girls' things was not what the strong did. The righteous strong should punch the stronger ones instead of bullying the weak, so it was natural to rob boys...

The most important thing is that girls’ lunch boxes are only a little bit big, it’s not enough for them to eat!

Along with this psychological process, I recalled the scene where I pressed a boy's head on the desk with my left hand, and ate a fried noodle bread with my right hand; the scene where I stuffed my mouth with food so full that it was about to overflow and I had to cover my mouth with my hand, and then I ran wildly in the corridor with a dozen boys chasing me; the scene where I...

what--! !

Destroy it!

With a cry of despair in her heart, Shizuka Hiratsuka wanted to destroy the world for a moment. At the very least, she had to kill all her classmates and teachers from junior high school. In short, she had to seal that past that she couldn't bear to look back on.

The beautiful teacher's pretty face kept distorting, and dark thoughts popped up in her mind one after another.

The students in Class F of Grade 1 were silent, looking at the classroom door with puzzled expressions.

"Um...what happened to Mr. Hiratsuka? Did he fall asleep?"

Yuigahama Yui asked in a low voice to Miura Yumiko, who shrugged to show that she didn't care.

Hojo Kyosuke, who was also standing by the wall at the entrance of the classroom, was also confused. What happened? Why did the invincible Hiratsuka teacher enter the marquee mode before his opponent even made a move? Isn't this too fragile?

It turns out that happy memories are the biggest obstacle to happiness.

He shook his head and didn't intend to do anything. The farce of Hikigaya and Kawasaki was about to start. If they hadn't gone on stage to perform, he would have been besieged as soon as he entered the classroom.

Shizuka Hiratsuka was about to go crazy when she lowered her head and her pupils were shaking wildly. Suddenly, she felt someone tugging at her sleeve. She turned around with a look of utter dismay, and the next second...

Oh~~~

Oh~~~

Is this an angel?

A pretty, fair face came into Hiratsuka Shizuka's sight. It was Totsuka Ayaka. That angelic, delicate face was now filled with worry.

"Hiratsuka-sensei, what's wrong with you?"

The timid voice was like a warm current that broke through Hiratsuka Shizuka's frozen heart, and like a ray of bright morning light that broke through the darkness in her heart.

Oh~~~ My Angel~~

Hiratsuka Shizuka's distorted face calmed down instantly, and her dark history was transformed into nourishment for her progress.

Yes, that's why I became a teacher.

I am trying to protect kind-hearted students like Totsuka-san and guide problem students like me in junior high school in the right direction.

What a righteous, strong, and senseless teacher should do.

A strong sense of belief vibrated in Hiratsuka Shizuka's heart.

Not sure if it was an illusion, but Hojo Kyosuke felt as if he saw a reflection on Shizuka's face. When he blinked hard and looked again, he realized that it was the light coming from the classroom window that was reflected by the oily face of Shizuka Hiratsuka.

Yes, this girl was drunk again yesterday. She might not even wash her face when she woke up, let alone put on makeup. Anyway, this girl wears the same white coat every day, so it’s hard to tell if she changed clothes, unless there’s rice stuck on her butt…

Hojo Kyosuke was not the only one who saw the oil on Hiratsuka Shizuka's face... ahem, holy light!

Hikigaya Hachiman, who had long been cowering and wanting to retreat, felt like a dark cockroach in a sewer, about to be melted by the noble light. He did not think he was too contemptuous, because he believed that Zaimokuza would definitely...

Huh? When did this guy hide under the table? Oh, and there's no sewer to go through here.

Driven by a sense of mission in her heart, Shizuka Hiratsuka raised her head and looked at Saki Kawasaki on the podium, and said in an elegant and holy voice:

"Kawasaki, I understand your love for your brother, but friendship between classmates is also an important part of life. We should look at this matter in the right perspective. Excessive care will cause children to rebel. Giving them freedom and proper guidance will help them better..."

With a holy look on her face, Shizuka Hiratsuka spoke calmly and eloquently, without any trace of her usual embarrassing look of crying loudly after a failed blind date. For a moment, all the students in the classroom looked like they had seen a ghost and felt that today's teacher was so strange.

But I have to admit that compared to the usual loser-looking teacher, the current Hiratsuka teacher is more worthy of her status as a gold medal teacher who graduated from a prestigious university.

Finally, the saintly Hiratsuka-sensei concluded:

"... Kawasaki-san, it may be difficult for you to understand the child's psychology right now, but you won't suffer retribution if you listen to the advice of those who have experienced it. Go prepare for the exam first. If you have any questions, you can come to me during the break to discuss them."

When she said this, she showed just the right amount of playfulness and pride on her face:

"Teacher, I have studied psychological counseling for teenagers and children, so I won't let you down."

Hikigaya Hachiman, who was almost bent over by the holy light and almost lying on the ground, had an idea when he heard this. He thought that maybe he could go to Mr. Hiratsuka to discuss Komachi's matter.

My parents not only work overtime every day but also dote on Komachi. Although my sister is undoubtedly the cutest in the world and will never grow up to be a bad girl, as a brother I still have a lot of room for improvement. If I can become the best brother in the world, maybe I can make Komachi even cuter.

Thinking of this, his brain, which had no math component at all, did a quick calculation and decided to shorten the time for eating and going to the toilet so that he could consult Mr. Hiratsuka.

Well, that's it. I can't embarrass Komachi.

Work hard! Be motivated! Become an indestructible wall that will deter all men who want to get close to Komachi!

A strong sense of mission surged in Hikigaya Hachiman's chest, and at this moment he felt that he had been sublimated.

However, just when Hikigaya was self-indulgent and Hiratsuka Shizuka was confident, Kawasaki Saki on the stage showed a disdainful expression on her arrogant face.

"Hiratsuka-sensei."

The silver-haired girl said calmly:

"I changed my sister's diapers when I was in elementary school. My brother came to me to talk about his first love letter from a girl... You want me to teach you how to help your child? Wait until you have a child... No, wait until you get married!"

click

The holy light on Shizuka Hiratsuka's face shattered, and that holy and elegant face stiffened in an instant. She raised her head and saw a pair of silver-blue eyes filled with disdain and contempt.

After finishing her words, Kawasaki Saki turned around and walked down the platform. The students in the classroom followed her gaze as if they were on auto-lock, and someone started a round of applause.

Perhaps it was to express her admiration for her brother and sister's selfless dedication, or perhaps it was to praise her cold and sharp attack on Hiratsuka-sensei.

Amid the applause, Hiratsuka teacher's tall and well-proportioned body swayed from side to side, as if she was about to fall at any time.

Hojo Kyosuke was grinning, thinking, isn't it just that the child can't get married? Is it necessary to treat her like this! Even monsters have hearts, don't you have any?

The kind-hearted Nitro-chan showed a sympathetic expression on her face, and she took a step forward to comfort the loser teacher, but her arm was held back.

The girl turned her head in confusion and saw Kyousuke-kun gently shaking his head.

Sure enough, the next second, just like all the male protagonists in hot-blooded comics, Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka's shaky body suddenly stood firm.

boom!

In a flash, she threw a heavy punch to the side, aiming at Hikigaya Hachiman who seemed to want to say something.

The unfortunate fellow was beaten so hard that his back arched and he opened his mouth to vomit out a long breath.

"What are you all doing here?!"

The great teacher Hiratsuka Shizuka, who had just been holy and elegant, yelled:

"Don't you know you have to take an exam? Those who fail this exam will have to stay and study every day. You must get an above-average score in the make-up exam to pass. Otherwise, you will have to study in school during the summer vacation!"

"Especially you! Hikigaya Hachiman, you fell asleep during the test yesterday! If you can't pass I will have to have a serious talk with your parents!"

quiet!

The classroom suddenly became extremely quiet.

When Hiratsuka Shizuka became restless, someone else became the one who remained as quiet as a cicada.

After being punched, Hikigaya Hachiman had no intention of getting back at him. He just lay on the ground, and sneaked back to his seat in the shadows like a centipede. He picked up a textbook and began to read it with concentration.

Hojo Kyosuke pinched Naoko's little hand, blinked his eyes and said: See, I told you that Ajing would be fine.

Glass laughed out loud, luckily Kyousuke held her back, otherwise she might have been beaten. But Kyousuke would definitely beat Teacher Jing away before Teacher Jing hit her, hey~~

Hua la la la——

The students who were originally scattered throughout the classroom lowered their heads and quickly returned to their seats. Hojo Kyousuke, Yamauchi Sakura and the other two also followed the other students and returned to their seats.

Shizuka Hiratsuka walked up to the podium with a stern face. She first talked about some things related to the exam, reminded students not to go to the video game arcade during the afternoon holiday, and also informed students that the school would be open in the afternoon to allow outsiders to come and observe the test.

Sitting in the first row of seats after entering the door, Hikigaya Hachiman, who had hidden his face behind his textbook, revealed his eyes and looked at the vicious woman on the podium with resentment.

Hit me? Hit me! ?

I really want to ask you how to get along with my sister! Shouldn't you beat up that guy Kawasaki Saki!

Hikigaya, who had suffered an unexpected disaster, was furious and determined to take revenge on Kawasaki Saki's brother and Hiratsuka's son who had not yet been born or might never be born in the rest of his life!

Well, I have to take revenge on Kawasaki Daishi as soon as possible. When he grows up, I might not be able to beat him. Revenge on Hiratsuka's son...

Thinking of this, Hikigaya felt desperate. He felt that Hiratsuka-sensei would not give him this opportunity. A woman like this could get married? This was even more incredible than finding a girlfriend.

After racking his brains over and over, he felt that he had to use his subjective initiative to help Teacher Hiratsuka find a partner first, and then bully her son.

But perhaps only a man like the Minister can suppress the violent Hiratsuka Sensei. But the problem is, if Hiratsuka Sensei and Hojo Sensei really get together with each other under my matchmaking, then I will have no chance to take revenge in this life!

Is life always so difficult? (End of this chapter)