Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 983: Hojo Kyosuke: Feed me peanuts! Feed me peanuts!

Tired birds return to the forest at dusk, floating clouds return to the mountains on a clear day

The girls who had been scattered around during the day under the pretext of relaxing after the exams all returned home before dusk. It was unknown whether they were sympathizing with someone or worried that he might have been crossed out during the soul exchange and be divided into N equal parts.

Ruyi Lodge, guarded by only a cat and a dog, seemed to have woken up from a dream, and the air of daily life began to fill in.

"I'm back~~"

At the entrance, Ying Lili shouted and threw off her little leather shoes with a casual step of her little feet.

She was about to lie down on her favorite sofa, but when she stepped on the wooden floor of the entrance, she couldn't help but frown.

Eh~ It turns out that a beautiful girl’s feet cannot step on the ground!

Muttering to herself, Ying Lili held the shoe cabinet with one hand and hooked the socks with the other hand and deftly threw the two small white socks into the trash can.

Why not knee-high socks? Who wears knee-high socks every day? We are not short of money!

The girl couldn't help but shudder when her bare feet stepped on the cold floor, and a "strange chicken" expression appeared on her lips.

As soon as I walked into the living room, the furry puppy that had been playing somewhere before had already rushed over, wagging its pink little tongue and was about to unleash a brutal attack.

"Nitro-chan? Sakura? Naoka~~?"

Eriri looked around for the figure and without even looking, she kicked Momotaro skillfully, causing him to roll three times.

“Oh! Oh! (Stupid Eriri, the sweat from your feet has made my noble and handsome white hair dirty!!)”

Momotaro, who was as good at being teased as a child, got up quickly and started cursing with his head raised.

What puzzled the dog was that, even though he had grown a lot now, Ying Lili could still kick himself to roll over three times in such a perfect way every time.

Eriri ignored him and walked into the living room, only to see a person lying on the sofa which was her throne, previously hidden by the back of the sofa.

"Sakura? Are you alone at home?"

Ying Lili asked in confusion, and then without expelling the other person, she lay down on another longer sofa.

what--

As soon as she lay down, the girl's long and thin golden eyebrows fluttered and her little face smiled like a flower.

Sure enough, this sofa is more suitable for me. Only if this pair of beautiful legs has enough space to stretch can I grow taller!

The petite body twisted left and right, and the short pleated skirt was lifted up, revealing a pair of white thighs.

This was not enough, Her Royal Highness the Princess bent her knees and stomped hard on the sofa with her feet.

Hehehe, that cunning and shameless woman, Kasumigaoka Utaha, occupies this long sofa every day, forcing me to shrink on the short sofa. She uses this conspiracy to suppress me and makes me grow so slowly.

Today I'll let you smell my feet!

Hahaha~~

Eriri had forgotten what she was thinking about before entering the room. Now she was completely immersed in the happiness of the big sofa and teasing Kasumigaoka Utaha.

She has been coveting this sofa for a long time. Although the shorter sofa is more convenient as it faces the TV, who can blame Kasumigaoka Utaha for always liking to lie on this long sofa?

Normally, she dared not speak out, and she didn't dare to ask Kasumigaoka to exchange territory with her, for fear that the vicious woman would really agree, because...

The woman's legs were indeed plump and long. The short sofa was not enough for her to lie down. Not only did her head have to rest on the armrest, but her calves were also protruding. And I...

……

It fits perfectly when you lie down on it, not too much or too little!

Ahhhhh!

To sum up, when Kasumigaoka Utaha was around, Eriri didn't even dare to show the slightest desire for the sofa, for fear that this cruel fact would be discovered.

If that vicious woman knew about this, she would definitely launch unjust, unfair, inhumane and extremely cruel personal attacks on me!

Just imagining it, Eriri wanted to commit seppuku, of course, to Kasumigaoka! Or just rip off a section of her thigh and press it on herself! Hmm... or that big ass of Seqin would work too.

Although it seems erotic on Kasumigaoka's body, it is holy and noble on me. There is nothing I can do about it, Her Royal Highness the Princess is just so perfect.

Eh……

In short, I hope that woman won’t come back today. Since she has returned to her hometown, she should spend more time with her parents!

Eriri prayed devoutly, lying on this long sofa, she was confident that her legs would grow two centimeters in one night! The object of her prayer was the god that Miyamizu Shrine once served.

This is another secret. As people in Ruyi Liao have known Miss Miko since the soul exchange stage, of course everyone knows that the god does have some divine power.

Thinking of the happy thing, Ying Lili actually laughed.

Hahaha, I can also look at that woman in Kasumigaoka and touch her head!

Look up at me, shorty!

"Ha ha ha ha--"

Suddenly, clear and wild laughter rang out in the empty living room, echoing continuously.

Yamauchi Sakura, who was fiddling with her phone, turned around, blinked, and looked at Eriri with confusion on her face.

Then, I saw this guy staring at the ceiling with lifeless eyes, waving his hands and feet randomly, his little face was full of joy, he looked arrogant and extremely rampant.

Ah, I envy the life of idiots so much, they can be so happy even when they are daydreaming.

Even the ultimate fun person Yamauchi Sakura couldn't help but feel frustrated when facing the ultimate fool Eriri. It can be seen that sincerity is indeed a killer move, and pretending to be stupid will never be a match for the real stupidity.

Eriri's laughter is really cute, and sounds like that of a seven or eight-year-old child. It is very contagious, and even people who don't know what's going on will want to laugh along and be happy after hearing it.

Xueye Baixiang, who was hanging clothes on the right side of the courtyard, was startled by the laughter and hurried back to the living room. As soon as she stepped onto Ruyuan, she saw the girl lying on her back, laughing.

The shirt that this guy stepped on under the skirt had been completely pulled out because of the twisting. Fortunately, the skirt had been completely lifted up, just covering her belly. Don't call her a princess, she looked completely retarded.

She is laughing wildly!

"This……"

Xue Ye, who wanted to ask what happened, didn't dare to speak for a moment, and tiptoed to Yamauchi Sakura's side. Oh, it's worth mentioning that this guy needs to put his feet on the armrest of the sofa when he lies on the sofa...

This short sofa seemed to be tailor-made for Eriri. Her petite body could lie in it perfectly, so comfortable that it made people jealous...

"What happened to Lily?"

Xue Ye squatted down and asked in a low voice.

"Forehead……?"

Yamauchi Sakura frowned, looking hesitant. What else could he do? Of course, fools are happier.

However, it is somewhat inappropriate to say this. Although everyone knows it, we still have to give some face to the happy guy.

"Maybe I just thought about happy things." She explained.

Xue Ye accepted it easily. After all, what was there to explore in a fool's mind? She just wanted to know whether she needed to call an ambulance.

"Is that so... Then I'll continue to be busy."

After leaving these words, she walked out of the living room and went to the clothes drying area. Although there is a high-end washing machine at home that can complete all the steps, for a traditional woman like Baixiangli, clothes are more suitable for sunshine and wind.

She liked to see Hojo-kun lowering his head and sniffing after putting on his clothes. Isn't that what happens between husband and wife?

Yamauchi Sakura took a deep breath and a drunken blush appeared on her face.

Hmm, Xue Xueye's breath seems to smell better after drinking~

She thought so.

Some women not only act crazy after drinking, but also have a foul smell in their breath (Hiratsuka Shizuka: If you keep scolding me, I will kill you and not bury you if you scold me again!);

Some women will enjoy the slight intoxication after drinking, hum a light tune, wash and dry their lover's clothes, imagine the scene of the sun wrapping their lover, pour a cup of tea and wait comfortably for their lover to come home.

(Hiratsuka Shizuka: I told you to stop scolding me! Wuuwuwu!!! I drink and I don’t have a husband, okay? Wuuwuwu, wuuwuwu, wow——)

Sakura originally wanted to wait until Eriri had laughed enough before answering her question, but after waiting for more than ten minutes, this guy actually laughed more and more happily, with no intention of stopping at all.

My goodness, isn't your mouth sore from laughing so happily for so long? Your abdominal muscles will ache tomorrow!

Worried that Eriri might have trouble walking tomorrow, she finally called out:

"Lily? Eriri!"

After shouting three times in a row, the "Laughing Princess" turned around with a look of exhaustion on her face.

Who am I? Where am I? Why am I laughing?

After endless joy comes endless emptiness.

The princess said stupidly, "Ah, ah? Yingliang? What happened?"

Yingliang said, "I asked you what you were laughing at."

The immediate answer is: "I thought of something happy!"

"What a happy thing."

"When I kicked Momotaro just now, I found that he had gained another pound. I had to use two points more strength to kick him away!"

Eriri's smart head doesn't need to think at all. It's impossible that she thought that she could grow taller by lying on the sofa and then touch Kasumigaoka Utaha's head from above? If people hear it, they will think I like her very much!

"Oh, I see. That's something to be happy about."

Yamauchi Sakura nodded while trying not to laugh, and then said:

"Shiyu is still on her way back. It will take about 40 minutes for her to be back. It seems that Naoka went to a small fashion show with her friends in the club..."

Eriri nodded repeatedly, and then asked:

"What about the nitre sauce? It's already this late, so the work should be over, right?"

Yingliang explained, "Ah... well, not yet. Before I came back, I bought some fruit and went to the studio to see her. She said she would continue working after dinner because the deadline was tight."

When she heard that the deadline was tight, Ying Lili instinctively got a headache. She grimaced and almost shouted, "It will be done soon!", then she was shocked to realize that no one was urging her to finish the manuscript, and the person being urged was Xiao Jiang.

Then she shook her head sympathetically: "After the PV is released, we will start to work hard. If it weren't for Kyousuke who is like a printing press, I wouldn't dare to agree to join the animation team at this time. That sense of urgency really makes people want to die."

Why is the animation industry so stressful? Because as long as there is one link that is not up to date, everyone will be affected, even those who are not responsible for the production of the same episode will be forced into trouble.

How can the Japanese, who believe in "not causing trouble for others", bear this? It is impossible for them to give up. They have to finish their work first even if it means committing suicide.

Without waiting for the deadline for Sailor Moon's Sad Spring and Autumn, Yamauchi Sakura said:

"After finishing the work, Nitro-chan will go back home."

Eriri asked in confusion, "Go home? Watergate City? Why? Don't we have an exam tomorrow?"

Hearing this, Yingliang raised his eyebrows, looked at Eriri teasingly, and said with a smile: "I heard from Kyosuke and Mitsuha that Eriri, after your first doujinshi exhibition, you were so happy that you couldn't sleep the whole night. You ran around the house before dawn, just like..."

"Yamedie Yamedie! Stop it, stop it!"

Her Royal Highness the Princess screamed. At any other time, she would have rushed over to cover Yamauchi Sakura's mouth, but now she just kept lifting her legs and flapping them like a fish out of water.

There is no other way. I have to make good use of the couch to grow taller while that woman Kasumigaoka Utaha is not around. Not a minute or a second can be wasted!

I live and die with the couch!

Yamauchi Sakura smiled with her eyes curved, Eriri is indeed the most fun.

The princess fluttered twice, feeling her calves stretched two centimeters, and she finally calmed down contentedly. She thought of how excited she, her parents, and Kyosuke were when the first fan exhibition was sold out, and her tone became gentle:

"Is that so? Yes, Aunt Nishimiya and Yuzuru didn't come to the previous launch meeting. Today is when Nozomi officially starts working. She should go home and celebrate with her family."

When she said this, the girl suddenly felt a blockage in her heart.

Aren’t I and we also Nitro’s family? I want to celebrate with Nitro, too.

In an instant, the corners of her mouth curved downwards, and she asked in a small voice with grievance:

"So... Nitro-chan won't be back until tomorrow morning?"

Yamauchi Sakura saw all of Eriri's expressions, her gentle tone, the lost corners of her mouth... Her eyebrows became softer and softer. This is the home of Kyosuke and me.

She whispered, "No, Nitro said she would be back tonight, no matter how late it is."

"Great!"

Eriri suddenly swung her fists towards the ceiling, and naturally, her two little feet also kicked towards the ceiling.

Hehehe, after all, I am also a family member of Nitro Sauce, hehe——

She was cheerful, then her face changed and she said worriedly:

"It's so late now, isn't it safe for Nitro-chan to come back alone?"

Yamauchi Sakura explained: "Kyosuke has asked Mr. Hirata to escort him the entire way."

But Her Royal Highness the Princess seemed not to have heard it, and her brows were still furrowed:

"No, no, let's let Kyousuke go pick him up himself! We can celebrate together when he comes back."

Unexpectedly, Yamauchi Sakura jumped up when she heard this. In front of Eriri's confused gaze, she excitedly raised her arms and shouted:

"If Nitro-chan is a girl, then Kyosuke, a boy, is not dangerous too!"

She was so angry that her lips were trembling.

Ying Lili frowned and looked at the male rights fighter with confusion and surprise.

"Kyosuke! Kyosuke! Don't worry! I'll feed you peanuts! Boys need protection too!"

Yamauchi Sakura continued to shout:

"Hey Kyousuke peanuts! Hey Kyousuke peanuts!"

Eriri: You're crazy! (End of this chapter)