Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 976 Kyousuke Kyousuke, I'm telling you

The brilliant performance of the founder of the "Rounding Up" cult made the reporters and students around him laugh. After hearing it, several white baseball players nearby came over to ask curiously.

When the beautiful reporter saw the news material actually came to her on its own, she was immediately delighted and began to explain in English which was fairly understandable.

Why do Japanese people speak the same English? It’s not because they don’t study hard, but because they have not been taught well in school.

There are phonetic symbols in junior high school English vocabulary books, but most ordinary school teachers don't teach them, so students can't understand them at all. What's worse, foreign language textbooks directly use kana to mark the phonetic symbols.

In this situation, except for some schools that attach great importance to foreign language education or schools that directly teach with foreign teachers, students can only speak Japanese-style English.

This female reporter can speak English that Americans can understand, which shows that she must have worked hard.

The baseball players, whose pride and confidence had been destroyed by Hojo Kyosuke like a tornado destroying a parking lot, were filled with hatred and resentment. When they heard this translation and asked for the explanation of "rounding off", their eyes lit up.

A black man grinned, showing his big white teeth and yelled, "Good, good! That's it, round up! Now I'm as good a player as Chapman!"

The other white guy also laughed: "Oh~~Tommy, it seems that the club should give me a raise when I go back this time. After all, I am now the ace of the team!"

"Hahaha~ You're right. I didn't expect that my net worth would be so high after this trip to Neon!"

"Get rich, get rich!"

"Rounding Up and Down is great! Do you have any plans to start a religion? My mother is a devout Christian and she knows a lot about religious affairs. If you need help, I can help. You know, people in our country have freedom of belief. A good doctrine like the Rounding Up and Down religion should be known to people all over the world!"

"..."

These foreigners were so enthusiastic that the translator had to work very hard to translate the words to the camera and other people nearby.

Matsuo Keijin, who was also somewhat overwhelmed by the enthusiasm, changed his "arrogant" attitude and said in a somewhat reserved manner:

"This teaching is indeed good, but it depends on Master Hojo's opinion. After all, as long as he defeats a genius in a field, then all people working in that industry will benefit."

At this point, he was worried that these tall guys who looked strong but not smart wouldn't understand, so he explained further:

"Just like baseball, Hojo-sama defeated Shohei Otani and all the strong men on your side, and he only used three balls and one bat. Even a high school student like me can say that I am world-class. Just like kendo, Hojo-sama chopped down ninety-nine Shinko-san with one sword...

Oh, you probably don’t know who Mr. Kujuku Shinkuro is. Do samurai know him? Hahahaha.”

Matsuo demonstrated the movements of swinging a sword a few times. Thanks to Japan's excellent cultural output ability, several foreigners actually understood it and uttered some strange words such as samurai and ninja.

Matsuo Keijin nodded repeatedly, gave a thumbs up, and praised:

"Choke, choke, Jiujiu Zhenhong is the most powerful swordsman in Japan, but he was defeated by Lord Hojo with one sword. And people like you and me who don't know anything about kendo will also be chopped down by Lord Hojo with one sword. Rounding it off, we are also swordsmen!"

After listening to the translation by the beautiful female reporter, several foreigners immediately laughed happily. Their teeth were really white, probably thanks to the doctor in the team.

The white man who was clamoring for a pay raise just now said proudly: "Yoshi yoshi... ahem, good-good-good, from today on I am also a Japanese warrior!"

As he spoke, he made some gesticulations.

Because of Japan's sins in World War II, the villains in many American science fiction films and games are Japanese people or Japanese samurai ninjas, so everyone is very happy when they hear that they have become bad guys. After all, everyone knows that bad guys are the truly powerful ones.

After all, compared to being a funny clown, I believe that most people without special fetishes would like to be the final boss.

The conversation here was quite enjoyable. These basketball stars who had never been to Japan were also happy to interact with the high school students, and both sides had a lively conversation.

The students of Sobu High School asked, "How do you feel about being defeated by our Hojo classmate?"

The Americans said, "Good Good, I'm a neon warrior, huhuha!"

A student from Sobu High School asked, "Do people in your country also like Hojo-san?"

The American said, "Nice, nice, I'm going to talk to the manager about salary later!"

……

On the other hand, after the unsurprising defeat of the peerless genius "Yesterday's Flower" Shohei Otani, the test was declared over.

Ryota Tsuchiya and others who were idle and wanted to make tea ran over one after another, and each of them turned into Iron Man's robotic arm assistants, helping Hojo Kyosuke remove his protective gear from all directions.

These messy movements did not even interfere with Hojo Kyosuke's normal walking. When he came to the coaching team on the sidelines, all the protective gear on his body had been removed, even the thin layer of sweat on his forehead had been wiped clean and moisturizing lotion had been applied, and his messy hair had been simply groomed.

The foreigners were all stunned. They could only say that when it came to the use of human resources for enjoyment, neither America, which had only a 200-year history, nor their original father, the Great Ying Empire, could compare to these countries that were influenced by Chinese culture. Not to mention Japan, even the Great Korean Empire could kill them in seconds.

The best enjoyment that the old money tycoons in America can imagine is probably to buy a large piece of land, plant sugarcane, raise black slaves on it, and relive the good old days.

Really...laughed out loud

Although they were shocked, the managers still kept it in mind and decided to emphasize this point in subsequent negotiations. After all, it seemed that Mr. Hojo was very concerned about enjoying life.

The time was already far past the release time, and Principal Jinchuan Xiaomao began to send teachers to evacuate the students with great foresight.

"Hiratsuka-sensei? Hiratsuka-sensei! Is Hiratsuka-sensei here?"

The principal habitually called out to the useful tool man, but after calling for a long time he found that the person was not there.

The dean of studies also called out a few times but couldn't find anyone. Then he turned to the principal and said, "I'll call her!"

Principal Kitty: “Okay.”

There were clearly several teachers nearby who came to watch the fun, but these two were like blind people, and were focused on looking for Hiratsuka Shizuka.

Hojo Kyosuke, who was standing next to him, was amazed and wondered if Jing would be moved by this scene. This was the style of being a cow or a horse, commonly known as a super cow or a horse!

He was in a good mood after having just beaten Shohei Otani into a frustrated forward bend, so he patted the principal's arm and took the initiative to take on the task.

"Clap clap-"

He walked to the edge of the court, faced the students, and said loudly:

"Everyone, it's getting late now. Those who need to eat and rest, please leave. If you still want to get in touch with these stars, I will help you negotiate with them and invite them to the school to communicate with everyone at irregular intervals in the next few days."

Although he hasn't negotiated with those teams yet, the fact that he is willing to give them a chance to talk is already a big recognition, so there is no need to consider whether such a small matter can be done.

When the students of Sobu High School heard this, they cheered and shouted "Long live Hojo-kun", and then dispersed in an orderly manner. They never doubted whether Hojo-kun would lie.

Given his outrageous performance in the past, no one would be surprised if he invited the entire school to join the American team to experience it.

After the students left, it was time for Hojo Kyosuke to leave as well. If he didn't really not want to go back to school after dinner, he would have gone to eat long ago. Do you know what self-discipline is?

There were more than a hundred players, coaches, managers, medical staff and other people present, but there were still plenty of vehicles. The financial backers behind these teams have cooperative companies in Japan, and even the hotels they stay in are free.

For example, the Dodgers found Kenzo Chino and took the Writers Association's bus, which was a luxury bus.

Several cars drove out of Sobu High School and headed towards the suburbs.

The car that Hojo Kyosuke was riding in was a luxurious Coaster that Ryota Tsuchiya bought by begging... cough cough cough, begging for alms and sponsorship, and he sat in his exclusive seat.

Most of the people in the car with him were the leaders of major sports teams, and the atmosphere in the car was quite eerie.

Everyone should have praised Hojo Kyosuke's amazing talent, but because this guy was always looking down at his phone, everyone else tacitly kept silent and instead communicated with the team's higher-ups through their phones.

Hojo Kyosuke ignored the others and sipped water while sending messages, asking about how Sakura and the others' lunch went, asking if Glass's work was going well, asking if Senior Shiyu needed help with her new book seminar, asking if Sister Yukino Miki was drunk...

busy!

Very busy!

Only at this time will you understand why so many people are obsessed with sports, especially mechanical and repetitive exercises like running. It feels really good to empty your mind and let your body's instincts take control of everything.

But Hojo Kyosuke was happy with it. After all, there is an old saying, if I don't go to hell, who will? Let him suffer this pain alone.

The girls responded one by one, telling him that everything was fine, but Eriri's reply was particularly different -

"snort!!"

If it were anyone else, they would probably think that guy was crazy. If they were straight men, they would just send a "?" and then wait for a quarrel.

Hojo Kyosuke is different. He is a dedicated translator who is "level 10 proficient in Eriri language". Just one modal particle is enough for him to understand all the information:

Unsurprisingly, Eriri already knew what he did on the baseball field, and was angry because he didn't draw her but Yukino, Sakura and the others.

When I get home at night, if I go home first, I will be the first to be scolded. If I don’t go home, it will be Momotaro who will be scolded. Who said it was also in the painting? Who said that Xiao is just an ultimate jealous person who will even get jealous of a dog.

So, to sum up, Hojo Kyosuke's choice is:

"I've decided on the theme for my entry. How about painting us sleeping on the lawn in our yard? Sunshine, blue sky, white clouds, gentle wind, rustling trees, and us lazily wasting our youth."

After entering, click Send.

"!!!"

“I thought you would choose hard work as the theme! Because in previous interviews, you always talked about… Never mind, we all know you’re a hypocrite!”

“Although the topic is good, who allowed you to draw me in it! Don’t you know that this will cause great trouble to the reputation of a lady!?”

"I was very generous of you to allow you to appear in my competition, Kyousuke! You are really greedy!"

"Ah~ But I am the teacher who brought you into the art world. Just think of it as me taking care of you this time."

"I don't need to tell you that even if Momotaro were to draw the picture, as long as I appear in the painting, the artistic value of the painting will be immediately increased a thousand times!"

"When did you decide? How come I didn't know? Were you awake and peeking at me when we took a nap that time?"

"Do you want to sleep with me again? I mean, I'll be your model. After all, you've been my model many times before. I'm a person who knows how to repay a favor."

"What should I wear? Or should I ask Naoka to design something for me? For the grass, yellow is actually pretty good, red is also good... skirt, shorts..."

"Ah! Stupid chores! Why didn't you tell me earlier? I'd come find you right now. I'll play baseball in my next life and just focus on completing this entry."

"..."

Balabala Balabala

The frequency of message refreshes was so high that Hojo Kyosuke's scanning eyes could hardly keep up. Uh... in fact, his pure super brain was not concentrating on reading the messages at all, but was imagining Eriri's petite and tender hands tapping on the phone non-stop.

The petite Eriri has a pair of equally petite hands, which are not suitable for playing the piano, but are perfect for holding a brush. She even needs two hands to hold a large brush, and her clumsy appearance is very cute.

After being in a daze for a while, he was awakened by the vibration of his cell phone. It turned out that Ying Lili had called him impatiently, so he quickly answered the call.

"Mo..."

"Where are you? I've asked the store to send two new sets of painting supplies over. Tell me the address, quickly!"

The girl's joyful voice came out from the microphone.

The clear and lively voice made Hojo Kyosuke feel excited involuntarily. A young and beautiful girl is really the best treasure in the world.

He subconsciously wanted to agree, but looking at the bunch of old men in the car, he could only sigh helplessly and comforted Ying Lili in a gentle voice:

"Don't be anxious. I see you're shopping with Honda and Ishizawa?"

Ying Lili said in surprise: "Yes! Have you seen the photo I sent?"

"Of course, the new hairpins are cute!"

"Hey, do you need me to tell you about my taste? Of course she's the cutest in the world! I also bought a cell phone strap of the same style, I'll give it to you when I get home tonight!"

"Well, buy one for Nitro-chan by the way. She should like this type too."

"Do you need to tell me? I bought it a long time ago!"

"Hey, I had Matcha Strawberry Daifuku today. I didn't expect this combination to be so delicious!"

"Kyosuke! I'll bring you here to eat tomorrow, and then you'll have to prepare for me when we get home, okay?"

"It's really delicious, but it's a pity that Saeko and the others fed me so much that I'm already full. If you were here, you would definitely buy me some food to help me eat, and then I could eat more. These idiots don't even have you..."

"Kyosuke Kyosuke, there's more..." (End of this chapter)