Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 945: Hojo Kyosuke: Surrounded by perverts every day

Yuigahama Yui was just hesitating whether to send another message to Nozomi when she saw a new message flashing in the chat group.

It’s Yumiko Miura.

"Wow! I was shocked. Someone from an entertainment company just called me!"

Her message was like a starting gun. The group that had been quiet just now suddenly came alive, and people from all walks of life appeared.

Ebina Hina was the most enthusiastic and asked excitedly, "Are you a talent scout? Are you looking for you, Yumiko, to be an idol?"

Others followed suit:

"Of course! I've always thought that Yumiko would debut. We were already preparing a cheering group for her when we were in junior high school!"

"But that's not right, right? Someone like Yumiko is obviously a star, so the scouts shouldn't come here to waste their time, right?"

"Shut up and let Yumiko speak for herself!"

"..."

Chaotic messages kept popping up, and Yuigahama Yui also sent two mixed messages, one praising Yumiko's beauty, and the other praising her talent.

She didn't mean to flatter him at all, because Yumiko was indeed an excellent and beautiful person. What's more amazing was that her beauty was entirely created by her extraordinary efforts.

Blonde hair, long eyelashes, round nails, and well-proportioned calves...

As a friend, Yuigahama knows how much energy Yumiko needs to spend every day to maintain these things. She was even the ace of the tennis club in junior high school and her grades were very good. These two things were completely developed by her to make herself "more beautiful".

With a personality like Yumiko, she could probably do well as a president, let alone a star, since all she has to do is stay beautiful.

For a moment, the chat group was like a court session, with many ministers singing praises of Her Majesty the Queen's beauty, and Her Majesty the Queen would pop up from time to time to say a few humble words, and also praise the ministers in the same way.

There are a lot of people in this chat group, far more than the number of girls in their F class. If anything, this is probably Miura Yumiko's "friend group". There are her high school classmates, junior high school classmates, seniors and juniors, opponents she met when she was the ace of the tennis club, and friends who exchange makeup and dressing tips.

Yumiko probably had already forgotten what she wanted to say, Yuigahama thought.

But obviously not. After hearing enough praise, Yumiko Miura finally revealed the answer.

"Hahaha~~ At first I thought he was looking for me to be an idol, and I was already thinking about how to reject him, but it turns out he just wanted to ask me for information about Hojo Kyousuke."

She said this, and after a brief silence, the group immediately erupted into a discussion that was a hundred times more heated than before.

"Right, right, right! I was saying that if you were a scout, you should call Hojo-kun, right? After all, he's so handsome!"

"Is Hojo-san finally going to debut? Ahhh, will he still come to school? Can I be his assistant?"

"You're not going to be an idol, are you? Are you going to be an actor or a variety show artist? I've watched the two shows that Hojo-san participated in ten times. They were super interesting!"

"..."

The topic just shifted.

Himena Ebina praised Hojo Kyousuke's skin highly:

"The skin on his face is super good, so white that it looks like it glows! And I secretly observed him under the pretext of talking to Sakura. His pores are super small, and his stubble is super sexy! When he was sleeping on the table during class, I was always worried that the sun would burn his skin."

This statement was unanimously agreed by the girls.

"Yes, yes. I saw Hojo-san's arms during physical education class. They were a perfect tan and very manly."

"That's the color that Minister Hojo specially tanned!"

"Oh, right, Yao-chan, you're a member of the Kendo Club, so there won't be a chance for you to see Hojo-san changing clothes, right?"

When the others saw this, they immediately started asking Yao-chan about it.

"The captain is not a pervert who would change clothes in public! He is very well-mannered! From the beginning, he stipulated that both male and female members must pay attention to etiquette, and absolutely not allow them to do anything unrelated to kendo in the activity room!"

Yaojiang first retorted, and then sent a lecherous and drooling expression.

"But! If you're talking about the body of the Minister, then I definitely, positively, 100% saw it!"

“What!?”

"Damn it, Yao-chan! When did you see this? Do you have any photos? Post them now!"

"Isn't it super sexy?!"

"I want to see it, I want to see it, I want to see it too. If I can't see it within one second, I will die!"

"Tell me you're talking nonsense!"

"..."

Looking at these messages, even Miura Yumiko, who was deeply in love with Hayama Hayato, couldn't help but swallow her saliva subconsciously. Her fingers uncontrollably clicked on Yao-chan's chat box, wanting to ask her to send the photos. Fortunately, she held back at the last moment.

Yao-chan over there finally satisfied the audience's appetite after keeping them in suspense for a long time, and she slowly told the truth.

"Things are not what you dirty heads think. Although the head coach often skips club activities, whenever he comes, he will teach us seriously, whether it's sparring or teaching us techniques."

"I would see his body when he was teaching the moves. In order to let us see more clearly how the body should be when swinging the sword, he would take off the top of the kendo uniform. After all, as you know, the sleeves of the kendo uniform are so wide that you can't see the arms clearly at all."

Seeing this, the smart girls couldn't wait to ask:

"You can't understand the power just by looking at it, right? You have to touch it with your hands at close range to feel the rhythm of the muscles and the transmission of power!"

"Yeah, yeah, you can't learn it without touching it, right?"

"Masaka! Yao-chan!! You didn't really touch it, did you?"

"Did you touch it? Did you touch it? Hojo Kyousuke's body...hiss, I'm going to die. I can't stand it just thinking about it!"

Yao-chan's words made the girls crazy. In fact, the girls in the Kendo Club had almost the same reaction. After getting to know the head coach for a long time, they found that he was a man of noble character. Although he would beat the boys to death every time they practiced, he was much gentler to the girls. Even in sparring, he would only stop when he scored points, and he was not as strict as when he practiced with the boys.

So the female members of the club all started to clamor to go up and touch it. Even if they couldn’t touch the chest muscles, it would not be a loss to touch the arms!

Yao-chan actually wanted to join in the fun at that time, but she was good at observation and saw the expressions of pity on the faces of Hata Goro and others nearby, so she backed off.

Later, I learned that Kisaki, the head of the Kendo Club, was also a spy or surveillance officer for Yamauchi and the others, and that the girls' actions would be reported to them truthfully.

"Now you think that the president is much nicer to girls than to boys, right? You will find out later that in front of those "adults", you girls are no different from us and the grasshoppers in the bushes."

This is what Hatagoro in the class said, and this is what Yao-chan saw as well.

So, facing the crazy friends in the chat group at this moment, although she wanted to describe the magnificent scenery she saw at that time to show off, she didn't dare to do it at all. She just sent a silly smile and refused to say another word.

Damn it, who knows if anyone here will report to Sakura-san and the others!

Everyone pressed her for a long time, and when they saw that Yao Jiang really didn't want to say more, they gave up in disappointment, but their interest in the conversation did not diminish at all.

"Hojo-san's hair is also very nice! It's soft and shiny, and there's an incredible amount of it."

"But she doesn't seem to like grooming? Whenever he falls asleep in class, I always see Sakura, who sits to his right, playing with her hair with her fingers, like petting a cat."

"How do you know that Hojo-san didn't deliberately leave it alone so that Sakura could play with it during class?"

This sentence caused a brief pause, but everyone quickly changed their topic, which made Yuigahama Yui feel relieved, because she was the one who said that...

Scared to death!

"Hojo-san's body proportions are very good. Boys of the same height as him have legs much shorter than his!"

"The way she walks is also very nice, neither too fast nor too slow, like a model in a fashion show."

"Nonsense, she looks better than a model because she looks so natural, like she's moving in the rhythm of spring."

"Hey, you're getting more and more exaggerated. So how do you think Hojo-san walked in the winter?"

"Idiot, in winter you should hide in the kotatsu!"

"Does Hojo-san also know how to use a kotatsu?"

"Yes, I heard Sakura-san mention it before. His kotatsu is super big!"

As the girls talked, they realized that it seemed like everyone was secretly observing Hojo Kyosuke.

"You guys are so cunning! I was just peeking at Hojo-kun when he was sleeping in class, and you guys observed him so carefully!"

Someone complained because she found that others were observing so carefully.

"That's right! I was just staring at the bulging muscles on Hojo-kun's back while he was cleaning the blackboard, and wondering if his waist would be exposed under his shirt."

"You guys! You guys! You guys are so lewd! I'm different. I just squeezed past him when he was leaving the house so that I could pretend to have accidentally touched him."

As soon as these words were spoken, the other girls immediately began to strongly condemn them.

"Meki! I'm sorry! I always thought you were an idiot, but I didn't expect you to come up with such a brilliant idea!"

"When we passed each other, I secretly stuck out my tongue, and then left saliva marks on my shirt while Hojo-kun looked at me with disgust! Ahhh! Thinking of Hojo-kun's disgusted expression, I'm going to die! I'm going to die!"

"Although I also think it would be nice to be disliked by Hojo-kun, I don't dare to do it. How about leaving a lipstick mark? The kind that can't be washed off. I can secretly give him a new shirt while doing laundry, and keep the one he wore as a collection!"

"Good idea! Even better!"

"And then what? Meiji, did you succeed?"

"..."

Looking at the messages from the girls in the class and other girls, Mei fell into silence. She just wanted to get close to Hojo-kun and smell his scent. She didn't expect that there would be so many ways to play. But unfortunately...

"I didn't succeed. I never succeeded even once. Hojo-san is worthy of being the general of the Kendo Club. His dodging ability is simply max..."

She sent this message in frustration, and then the chat group was filled with sighing emojis. Obviously, this was not Meiji's failure alone, but the failure of all the girls.

At this time, a piece of news quietly emerged.

“Well… I succeeded before…”

The girls were excited. Yuigahama Yui also widened her eyes because the speaker was a girl named Yasui Kotoko, who was introverted and didn't look like she could accomplish such a big thing!

The female perverts kept asking questions, so Kotoko began to speak hesitantly.

"I...usually if I have the chance I will quietly follow behind Hojo-kun and step on the places he steps on..."

Huh? Yuigahama was stunned for a moment, then her eyes widened.

"Amazing!"

"There's actually this trick! I'm so excited!"

"It feels like I overlap with Hojo-kun!"

"I'm impressed by you, Kotoko!"

Kotoko was praised so much that she begged for mercy and asked everyone not to snatch the item from her.

With this opening, more girls began to talk about the perverted acts they had done to Hojo Kyosuke.

"One time! I saw Hojo-san walking towards the woods at school, so I ran to the woods ahead of time and hid behind a tree, waiting for him to come over so that I could suddenly jump out and say hello to him.

When I hid behind the tree, I found that there were people standing behind almost every tree... Everyone wanted to meet Hojo-san by chance, and then before Hojo-san arrived, everyone started arguing.

Eh…」

"Before, Hojo-kun went to the vending machine to buy a drink. After he left, I immediately rushed over to buy water with a large bill. I bought it many times in a row. I guess the coins that Hojo-kun just put in must be among the coins that were given to me as change!"

"I asked the monitor to put me and Hojo-kun on duty on the same day, but she abused her power and secretly put herself in the same group with Hojo-kun."

“Hey, hey! What are you talking about! I sorted them according to the roster! I didn’t abuse my authority at all!”

"..."

Yuigahama Yui was dazzled by the sight, and felt that her eyes had been opened. She had never expected that her friends were all more perverted than the others. If that were the case, her disguised performance was nothing compared to the others.

She quietly opened the memo and wrote down all the clever ideas she saw in the group. She also planned to observe carefully after arriving at school tomorrow to see if everyone was really that perverted.

Thinking of this, Yuigahama suddenly looked forward to Monday.

Would it be possible that a bunch of girls would rush to the door as soon as Hojo-san stood up? After all, this trick was really good.

In this case, even the agile Hojo-san would not be able to dodge it, right? Who would have taken his shirt? Was it a saliva mark or a lipstick mark?

Alas, poor Meiji, you shouldn't say it so easily.

Yuigahama thought with regret, otherwise she could have given it a try, after all, her character was clumsy. (End of this chapter)