Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 833 Hojo Kyosuke, stand up!

"Its mouth is too pointy. Pandas are all round."

Yukinoshita Yukino further explained the reason, saying that she was definitely not discriminating against dogs, but was simply discriminating against Momotaro.

Momotaro's dog has very good ears and heard it immediately. Dogs are like this, if you ask them to do something, they pretend to be deaf, if you praise them, they pretend to be stupid, but if you scold them, their ears become radar.

"嘤嘤嘤 (Damn woman! Do you know that I am also a beauty among dogs? Wherever I go, I will be praised for being cute?)!"

Momotaro, who was originally drowsy, jumped up in anger and wanted to jump on Yukino.

The girl was so frightened that her face turned pale. Even though she kept telling herself in her heart, "Calm down, Yukinoshita, you are not wearing indoor shoes, your shoes will not be stolen by the dog again", she still couldn't calm down, because there was a voice in her other ear saying to her:

"No shoes? Then shouldn't I steal some clothes? Woof woof woof!"

Fortunately, Hojo Kyosuke was quick enough to grab Momotaro's neck, and the puppy immediately stopped moving, floating in the air in a Superman pose.

After this little episode, everyone discussed their own zoo experiences.

Yingliang said that she was very afraid of tigers when she was a child. Later, with the encouragement of Kyosuke, she finally mustered up the courage to face the tiger. She went to the zoo and shouted to the tiger through the glass wall, "I'm not afraid of you anymore!"

"…But unfortunately, I don't know if it was because the glass wall was too soundproof or the tiger was too sleepy, but I tried my best but couldn't wake it up. It didn't even bother to move its ears."

The girl sighed and criticized:

"The tiger in the zoo has lost its sense of vigilance as an animal. What if I pull a machine gun out of my pocket? I'm really worried about him."

Ying Lili said...

Well, in short, there are all kinds of embarrassing and funny things. For the sake of your weight, it is better to skip them.

The Miyamizu sisters have very similar views on animals:

"Deer? They're everywhere. They might even come to my house and eat the flowers and plants in the yard. The taste is also average. Think about it, it's said to be good for strengthening the kidneys, but it hasn't been eaten to the point of endangerment. You can imagine it doesn't taste good!"

As for other animals... maybe they will taste better if we communicate with them before eating them, right?

However, Glass gave everyone a surprise. The girl could imitate the calls of many animals.

“Meow~ meow~~”

"Roar--"

"Bojiboji~"

"..."

When Yukino expressed Siguoyi's feelings and asked how he practiced, Naoko smiled shyly and whispered:

"Because if I imitate other people's speech, they will hate me. But if I imitate animals' speech, they won't react if I don't learn it well. But if I imitate it well, they will come to me in surprise. This way I can know the progress of my learning."

"..."

Yukinoshita's eyes swept over the faces of Naoko and Sakura. She confirmed once again that Yamauchi Sakura was the source of pollution. Now even Naoko had been taught to tell hell jokes. She was caught off guard and asked such a question.

So, when Hojo Kyosuke was excited to talk about his experience in the zoo, Yukino had already announced the start of the next round of the game.

Oh, so that’s what you want to do, then don’t blame me!

Although he said harsh words in his heart, he could only turn around in disappointment as he was deprived of the right to draw cards.

As expected, when the number of people who could see Yukinoshita's cards reached more than two-fifths of the total, she could not avoid being called out in almost every round.

“What’s your most hated food?”

"Xue Xueye, what are you doing? Don't ask such a simple question!"

Yang No complained dissatisfiedly: "As a senior, you should care about the XP of the juniors. You don't even have the awareness of being an elder!"

Yukino complained expressionlessly: "If everyone is as perverted as you, onee-sama, then this world will be truly doomed."

No, no, no, in fact, Yang Nai is indeed a qualified senior. After understanding the diet of the junior, he will use the elders' wider network of relationships to introduce suitable friends. Who would not like such a senior? He is the cornerstone of the country and the pillars of society!

Hojo Kyosuke shook his head in his heart when he heard this. If a fool like Hata Goro had just said directly that he liked the female version of Kuroda Kaito, then Kuroda could have introduced his sister to him.

At a party, Kuroda's sister insisted on following her brother to broaden his horizons. At that time, Hojo had seen her before, and her facial features were at least 40% similar to Kuroda.

If he, as a boss, had asked his subordinates about their XP as seriously as Yang No...

No, no, no! You must not ask. You will be annoyed to death by those idiots.

Hojo Kyosuke shook his head violently. He had never intended to help introduce girls before, but those idiots like Onitsuka kept asking him for advice on how to pick up girls. If he started this, he might even have to ask the organization to reimburse him for the hotel room fees in the future. What kind of nonsense would that be?

Yingliang kindly reminded: "Yonano will be happier if you hear her say she is a pervert."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Nai raised her voice frivolously: "I am very happy~~"

Xueno naturally ignored her sister's crazy talk, looked at Teacher Xueye seriously and suggested:

“Although it is normal to rate the likeability of food, I always feel that this is a bit unfair to some foods. After all, their tastes are fixed. Disliking food because of different taste perceptions is just like what some bad people do.

Yes, they are just like those people who hide in dark corners and speak ill of others in a voice like a cockroach shaking its antennae. They say that they are aloof and difficult to approach, but isn't approaching something that works both ways? Why don't you reflect on whether your social skills are poor? Or conversely, if you make friends easily, will you be told that you are easy to deal with?

Therefore, even if I do prefer certain foods, I will not express a clear dislike for certain foods. After all, the food I hate may also be someone else's favorite. Not judging other things based on your own subjective preferences is the most basic justice.

Xue Ye-san can think about the problem again. "

Yukino's eyes were stunned by what Yukino said, and his mouth was slightly open, not knowing what to say for a moment.

Ying Lili opened her mouth even wider. When it comes to the food she hates, she can talk about it for half an hour without repeating herself. If you expand on it a little bit and add the various cooking methods of those foods, she can keep talking about it, and on!

In her eyes, Yukinoshita Yukino seemed to have turned into a ball of pale blue flame frozen in transparent ice, beautiful, honest, holy...

"What about the toast that's three years past its expiration date?"

Yingliang suddenly spoke:

"The kind that is covered with white mycelium and looks like the ones in alien caves..."

Yukinoshita Yukino interrupted with a scream: "Hate!"

"Hey, problem solved."

Yingliang laughed and clapped her hands, indicating that the cape of the Justice Superman had been taken off by her.

"Who would like that kind of thing? You will definitely end up in the hospital after eating it!"

Yukino yelled in dissatisfaction.

"No, that's not right. Most people wouldn't even want to try that kind of food. Only you, Yukino, would think about it honestly."

The black-haired girl pouted and muttered something about not having the right to speak if you don't eat.

The game continues

“What is your longest-lasting interest?”

The question came from Haruno, and it was a mild question for anyone, just like a question between lovers. But for Yukinoshita Yukino, it became very difficult.

Name: Yukinoshita Yukino

Disadvantages: Very poor physical fitness

How can I improve my physical fitness? Do physical exercise. What is the purpose of physical exercise? To learn and master the sport. If I have already learned it and quickly reached the level of an amateur athlete, do I still need to continue to exercise? No.

This is Yukino Yukinoshita, the trouble that only geniuses have. Physical growth requires training, but she can quickly master it with simple learning, so training loses its meaning and enters a vicious cycle.

Seeing Yukino in a dilemma, Hojo Kyousuke kindly suggested:

"Alive! Tell Dayono that just being alive is already amazing. You have persisted in living for sixteen years. It is so amazing that even you are moved."

Eriri suddenly had an idea: "And breathing! And talking is also okay, talking is also a hobby! Look, aren't there people who don't like to talk? In other words, it makes sense that talking is a hobby!"

Kasumigaoka Utaha chuckled and said teasingly:

"If you ask me, it's probably about being a thorn in other people's eyes? Being hated by others? Being able to do this should be considered a great persistence, right?"

Eriri retorted: "You're talking about yourself!"

This guy can't stand people talking bad about others. If Kasumigaoka was talked about by Yukino, she would also help, provided that she has the courage to intervene in the battlefield.

Yukinoshita Yukino ignored the noise around her. She frowned and fell into thought.

What is your longest lasting interest?

If I have to say it, it's reading, but that's obviously very cunning, it's just the same as what Eriri said about breathing. After all, even if you have never been to school for a day, it is essential to read every day.

Playing the piano? In the empty apartment she lives in now, the piano is the most romantic item. She would play it for a while when she was tired of reading, but it was just for fun. There was no persistence at all, because her skills had not improved at all.

Finally, the black-haired girl raised her head and said seriously:

“I like cats!”

She looked at everyone with a determined gaze:

"I watch cat videos for at least an hour every day. Two-thirds of my computer's hard drive is filled with cat videos, and I review them every three months at most.

I have compiled a cat language system suitable for humans based on the cat's tone and volume as well as different scenarios. The accuracy has reached 50% so far. As long as the cat is in a good mood, we can communicate with them accurately. The cats who have heard it all said that my cat language is very standard and they enjoyed chatting with me. They kindly invited me to bring my cat strips to chat with them next time.

I can instantly identify the breed of any cat if more than one-fifth of its body is exposed, and if I see the face and teeth I can tell its age to within six months.

......"

Yukinoshita Haruno was stunned. What a mess!

My stupid sister, I want to remind you that whether you persist in reading the longest or like me, you are just imitating me. And even if you can reach the same level as me in doing housework and learning Aikido, you can't surpass me.

As he thought about this, his sister's voice kept floating into Yangno's ears.

Suddenly, the corners of her mouth curled up.

but……

It seems to be different indeed.

In the past, Yukino would never be so frank and open about her love for cats to others, let alone her cat research that was like a child's dream.

She looked at Kasumigaoka who made Eriri drink her enough hot spring, looked at Nozomi who made Eriri call her mother, and looked at Xiaojing who made Eriri say that she didn't want anyone to know the thing the most... In that moment, she clearly felt the changes that her sister had undergone under the influence of everyone.

This game is really good~

Although I couldn't take off Yukino's clothes, hehe.

Two minutes later, Momotaro, who had been hearing the meowing, started to whimper impatiently. Only then did Yukinoshita Yukino stop talking, fearing that the other party would learn cat language and bully the kittens.

Eriri quietly pulled on Hojo Kyosuke's sleeve and whispered, "Now I really believe that Yukino can work out a formula to calculate people's minds. She's really amazing!"

This guy, whose IQ is at the average level of human beings, was deeply shocked by the research presented by Yukinoshita.

Hojo Kyosuke's mouth twitched. He didn't tell her that Yukinoshita had said at the beginning that her language system had a success rate of only 50%, which meant that whether it worked or not depended entirely on the cat's mood. Besides, those animals that often get along with humans have actually evolved into emotional creatures under the influence of humans. Rather than saying that the cat understood Yukinoshita's words, it would be better to say that the cat felt her mood and did those things to make her happy.

The next round of the game begins again

After picking up his own cards, Hojo Kyosuke subconsciously looked at the glass behind Yukinoshita Yukino... glass...

Wash the motor!

Their eyes met!

Looking at that pair of cold and clear light blue eyes, Hojo Kyosuke felt his whole body stiffen. Fortunately, Yukino didn't embarrass him for too long. She just turned her eyes away and looked at Haruno, Sakura, Mitsuha and others one by one, and then...

She turned and looked behind her and saw her own face on the glass case.

It’s just that the self in the reflection seemed to be wearing a green wig and a red nose.

These guys...

She turned around and looked at the shameless people opposite her in disbelief.

The shrine maiden, whose moral bottom line was slightly higher than that of Hojo Kyosuke, Sakura, and Haruno, quickly turned her head away and pretended not to see it.

Yukino turned her head and glanced at Eriri again. She finally understood why Eriri was so unlucky. (End of this chapter)