armyinform Chapter 818: Yukino: I’ll say it again, my feet really don’t stink!
Chapter 818: Yukino: I’ll say it again, my feet really don’t stink!
The ashamed and angry witch immediately realized why her husband had repeatedly teased her father. Facing such a father-in-law, no one would respect him.
After all, even Mitsuha herself saw the fantasy in Hojo Kyosuke's head.
Although the chewing wine was made by himself and was half of his body, the image was too clear! It was as if it was recorded with the most advanced IMAX camera, and it was fully restored from all angles.
Our unscrupulous god is really too responsible in this matter.
"Woo——"
The girl covered her face with her hands and let out a lovely cry.
Yamauchi Sakura, who was immersed in the story, immediately asked curiously. Mitsuha looked at Yukinoshita Yukino, who also had a bad expression on her face, and after thinking for a while, she spoke slowly.
"...Can you believe this? That bastard dad left me, my sister and my grandmother at the shrine after saying that, and went to destroy Itomori all by himself. He turned me into the anime protagonist that Eriri talked about, but I'm a girl!"
Thinking back on these bad things, even Sanye, who had long since let them go, couldn't help but feel resentful.
Although in a sense, in the town of Itomori where everyone is a believer of the Miyamizu Shrine, the three of them are not alone at all, and they can call half of the town to be at their disposal with just a phone call. But they are not solitary kings, but just an old lady who can't even eat a cucumber, a girl who has just started elementary school, and a younger girl who knows nothing.
"It's because Kyousuke brought him home first, otherwise I would have to punch him twice to let him taste my anger for more than ten years."
"what--"
Sanye let out a long breath and said in disbelief:
"You all saw him like that, right? People who didn't know him would think he was a mature and reliable man, but who would have known that he was actually a bastard who would abandon his family just because his wife died.
Oh, so he only loves my mom, me and my sister, and our family is all accidents, right? Really, I really want to cut his head open with a saw to see what the hell he is thinking.
The new machine pulled Naiyi (I can’t believe it)!”
The girl's resentment was about to burst through the roof. She waved her hands angrily to disperse the mist in the air, as if she was casting a spell from a distance.
"Okay, okay, drink some water and calm down."
I don't know when Yamauchi Sakura came over. She knelt on the ground and held up a can of drink in both hands and presented it to Mitsuha Miyamizu.
Miss Miko glanced at it from the side and saw that it was a can of Yebisu beer. She didn't say much and opened it with a click and started to drink it. At the end, she let out a "Ha~~", which was quite generous.
This is the classic packaging of Ebisu. There is a picture of the God of Wealth Ebisu on the golden can, which is very festive. It is sold in supermarkets for more than 200 to 300 yen and tastes very good.
Seeing that Mitsuha was drinking happily, Yingliang immediately presented a red wooden box filled with various nuts like a flatterer. Japanese people like to eat nuts with alcohol, and a few roasted ginkgo nuts can make a meal. In convenience stores, nuts and dried squid are placed together with alcohol. Drinkers often go in and get a good pair, and then start drinking directly on the chairs at the entrance of the convenience store.
In a sense, this is also the reason why izakayas charge a seat fee. There are really a lot of idiots who can just order very cheap dishes and sit there drinking forever. Although izakayas are supposed to sell alcohol, these stingy customers take up seats, which in turn reduces the number of generous customers.
The witch lady peeled off the crispy skin of the charcoal-roasted cashew nut with a light squeeze of her slender index finger and thumb, then deftly tossed it into her mouth and picked up the Yebisu beer again.
This extremely natural movement surprised Mitsuha herself. She lowered her head to look at the smiling Ebisu on the beer can, frowned, and thought of the father with a swollen nose and red face who she saw on the streets of Itomori.
Even if that bastard dad was drunk, he would still act like a big shot when he saw her, and scold her harshly, telling her to go home quickly and not hang around outside.
what--
"...Really, that guy! How dare he do that! He ran away from home so cleanly, and now he wants to show off his father's power?!
Wow, I'm so pissed off!"
Mitsuha squeezed the aluminum beer can until it squeaked. She seemed drunk after just one sip. Although she said such angry words, she didn't dare to take a second sip, because she was afraid that if she drank too much, she would show the same ugly appearance as her father...
Little Jia Shizi is still outside. If Jia Shizi sees me acting crazy while drunk, I will tell Aunt Mi Jizi tomorrow...
Ah, it's hell!
Mitsuha was frightened by the imaginary scene in her head. She didn't want to be misunderstood by Kyosuke's family as a bastard who inherited her father's genes.
"Drink, drink. Alcohol is innocent. Nothing will happen if you just take a few sips. Mitsuha, you are just like Kyousuke, you both have strong self-control."
The great traitor Yamauchi Sakura came close to Mitsuha and whispered into her ear like a devil's whisper.
"You may not know, but when Kyosuke was in elementary school, Aunt Mikiko also liked to have a drink when she had nothing to do, and it was Kyosuke who personally prepared snacks for her."
"Now Kyousuke occasionally drinks. If you don't know how to drink, you will have fewer topics to talk about when you drink with him in the future."
"Ebisu Beer is the company of Sapporo Beer in Kyosuke's hometown. When you go back with him to visit your relatives, they will be very happy to see that you actually like their local brand..."
"The oil in cashews and beer taste delicious when mixed together. In fact, both of them are very good for beauty..."
"..."
Every word was like a devil's voice penetrating her ears. The only person still sitting in the hot spring, Yukinoshita Yukino, stared at her with a pair of beautiful light blue eyes. She kept looking over secretly like a thief. Her heart was wavering. Mitsuha Miyamizu, who was about to be successfully bewitched by the devil, noticed the gaze of the superman of justice and immediately put down the beer can as if she was pricked by a needle.
"Yukino, you're right! We're not yet adults, and we shouldn't be near alcoholic beverages!"
She said subconsciously.
"..."
Yukino was also startled by the sudden roll call, and then she was silent for two seconds, and then she stammered:
“Give me one, too.”
After she finished speaking, the girl looked away at the incredulous gazes of Sakura and Mitsuha, but she didn't stop talking:
"Haven't you seen the movies? When gangsters and policemen negotiate, they like to do it in the hot springs. When priests and drug dealers negotiate deals, they also like to go to the bathhouse. So this place, this hot spring, is a place that neither the law nor God can control!"
Her voice, which should have been full of determination, became a little guilty, but she easily convinced Miyamizu Mitsuha and Yamauchi Sakura, and a can of ice-cold beer was stuffed into her hand.
The two people on the shore also recovered their durability and went back into the water.
The moment the warm spring water submerged their bodies, both girls couldn't help but moan.
A thumb-sized plate, about the size of a laptop, floated on the water, dragging beer and nuts.
Yukino pressed the pull ring on the beer with a tangled look on her face. When she was about to open the beer, she suddenly looked at Yamauchi Sakura and asked worriedly:
“Can you really drink?”
Mitsuha Miyamizu, who was about to put the beer to her lips, was stunned and then turned her head.
Yamauchi Sakura was also stunned for a second, then she started laughing. After laughing for a long time, she finally stopped, wiped her tears and said:
"This is so fun, so fun. This is the first time I've been forbidden to eat because of illness."
"Be serious, you bastard!"
Yukinoshita said a little angrily.
"Sorry, sorry, because this feels really wonderful. Mitsuha, you should know how nervous Kyosuke is about my diet. He is obviously a heavy coke lover, but as long as he is with me, he won't drink a drop of coke, and he has set an example to prove to me the harm of coke.
At home, every time Eriri drinks Coke in front of us, I feel sorry for him, hahahaha."
What Sakura said was hilarious, and Mitsuha and Yukino immediately laughed out loud.
But after the joy came silence. They could understand better how desperate Hojo Kyosuke would be when he knew that the bad thing had finally happened.
"You know what? My parents got a stack of post-surgery precautions from the doctor that was thicker than an encyclopedia. When we met a few days ago, my mom told me that she had memorized all the things that were not allowed to eat."
Yingliang's expression was very exaggerated, as if she was flattered.
"But when I convinced them to send me to Kyosuke, they didn't even think of reminding Kyosuke to pay attention to my diet. Do you know why? Because what Kyosuke feeds me every day is not only healthier than what the doctor said, but also a hundred times more delicious!"
Hearing the words in her ear, Yukinoshita Yukino forgot to struggle and directly opened the beer and took a big gulp. The bitter taste that she had never experienced before made the girl's pretty little face shrink into a ball.
"Hahahaha~~"
"Drink yours!"
Xueno said viciously, she did not ask Sakura if she could drink. In fact, when she first knew that she would have such a special member, she had already fully understood and thought about the matter, and the question just now was just out of caution. But now...
Yamauchi Sakura likes to mess around, but she doesn't like to make Hojo Kyosuke worry. She won't allow herself to suddenly collapse when she is so happy and ruin her, Kyosuke's and everyone else's vacation.
After the bitterness, a malt aroma spread in the mouth. Yukinoshita Yukino squinted her eyes like a drunken kitten.
She quietly turned her head, quietly looked at Yamauchi Sakura, then quietly looked at Miyamizu Mitsuha, and her heart suddenly leaped with joy, feeling that the present time was truly very happy.
In the past few years or even decades, she had never imagined such a scenario.
I took a bus with my friends to another city. After a day of fun, we sat in the hot springs, chatting, enjoying drinks, and complaining to each other...
It feels like a dream.
Fortunately, there was a black part in it, otherwise she would really have to use scientific methods to confirm whether she had accidentally ingested hallucinogens.
She picked up a piece of caramel walnut and put it in her mouth. The sweet and fragrant taste made her even happier.
After thinking it over for a while, she decided to talk about her own things as well. After all, from the moment she entered the hot spring until now, it was Sakura and Mitsuha who had been talking. Everyone talked about things that made them unhappy, and it would be unfair if she didn't say anything.
"When I was in elementary school, my indoor shoes were often hidden..."
As soon as she arrived, she started playing a classic song. After Sakura questioned her whether she had smelly feet when she first mentioned this, she no longer regarded it as a childhood trauma, although she didn't care about it in the first place.
"…even though the dog hid five of those times, it was definitely not because I had smelly feet, I don't have any at all!"
Seeing that the bad guy Sakura was about to make trouble, Yukino provided strong evidence.
"My locker is more than one meter high, and according to my research, there are no dogs near our school that are big enough to reach that position easily. And even if dogs can do that, according to their nature, they can't let go of the lockers that are lower and take my shoes away from a distance!"
"..."
Miyamizu Mitsuha listened in amazement to the feud between Yukinoshita Yukino and the dog that hid the shoes, and after a while she murmured:
"Is it because Sakura suspected that you had smelly feet that the dog hid your shoes?"
"Don't ever mention that word again!"
Yukinoshita shook her hair in anger and threatened:
"You both better pray I don't have... that, or now you have it too!"
After saying that, she patted the water surface.
Sanye lowered her head subconsciously, and then saw three pairs of long white legs and six little feet together through the water.
Hey!
Miss Miko was almost frightened to jump up. Not all public baths in Japan are clean. Some hot spring hotels even have "century-old hot springs", but Sakurabaso is not one of them. Hojo Kyosuke, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder and mysophobia, has already investigated everything clearly.
"Don't be fooled, Sanye. Hot springs have a sterilizing effect. Monkeys soak in hot springs to heal their wounds when they are injured!"
Sakura's loud shout calmed Mitsuha down, but the next second she realized that they were bathing in an alkaline hot spring, while the acidic hot spring was said to have antibacterial and healing effects. This scared her so much that she subconsciously raised her legs, trying to keep her feet away from Yukino's feet.
This action made Yukinoshita Yukino so angry that her nose twitched. I was just joking!
Fortunately, her self-explosion wound healed well. Now everyone is an injured girl. By the way, it also led to her studying abroad in the future. This novel thing made Mitsuha and Yingliang very interested. (End of this chapter)