armyinform Chapter 698 Lick Mine
Chapter 698 Lick Mine
Chapter 698 Lick Mine
The massage was getting better and better. Hojo Kyosuke was actually very full tonight, so he didn't really use Eriri's call to eat with his meal. He really just said it to scare Eriri.
As a master of controlling the human body, he only needed to lightly touch Eriri's feet to know how far she had walked today.
"But why are you still cleaning when you're already so tired?"
Hojo Kyosuke finally expressed the doubts that he had been holding back for a long time. Eriri is a staunch "expert party" and advocates that professional matters should be left to professionals.
To translate, it means: I am an idiot at sports, but I am not an athlete, so I don't need to be good at sports. Similarly, it doesn't matter if you don't like cleaning, just leave it to the experts. On this point, Kasumigaoka Utaha miraculously stands on the same side as her. When she first created the theory, the innocent Eriri was a little embarrassed, but Kasumigaoka was different. She felt confident that if they took over the cleaning work, countless cleaning experts would starve to death.
The two of them are obviously also "experts", wantonly showing off their talents and shining in their own exclusive fields. So if Hojo Kyosuke hadn't existed, these two geniuses would probably have become very good friends.
"Are you worried about something?"
Hojo Kyosuke asked with some concern, this is too abnormal, Eriri once did not drink Coke for a day, and after he and the Spencers investigated, they found that Eriri heard a rumor that drinking Coke affects physical development, and she was entangled. Hojo Kyosuke decisively refuted the rumor.
"Perhaps drinking cola will affect your physical development, but your condition has absolutely nothing to do with cola, so don't worry."
So Ying Lili turned her grief and anger into appetite and drank like crazy.
Ying Lili, who was humming in comfort, couldn't help but get angry when she heard this and said angrily:
"What do you mean, is it weird that I clean the house?"
Hojo Kyosuke kept moving his hands and said with concern:
"This is no longer a question of whether it's strange or not. If you don't explain it clearly, it may affect your physical development."
"Ok??"
The girl was startled, and if her feet had not been caught she would have jumped up in fright.
"Often when adolescent girls behave abnormally, it means they have grown up. In other words, they have stopped developing."
Hojo Kyosuke made up a story, he wasn't sure if he could fool Eriri, who cares, even if it was a stupid lie, Eriri would be fooled. This was a two-way journey for them, one liked to lie, the other liked to be fooled, they complemented each other, a match made in heaven.
After hearing this, Eriri fell silent and began to reflect on herself.
During the day, or in the evening, after dinner, I go to the mall for a walk to digest the food.
While shopping in a grocery store, little Hojo Kashiko saw a feather duster. Yes, the one that Eriri used to clean the house before.
The feathers on the feather duster were very bright, and the little girl immediately hugged it and asked for it. Perhaps because there was a panda embroidered on Kashiko's clothes today, Yukinoshita Yukino was very kind to the little girl, and immediately squatted down and asked gently:
"Gashiko-san, do you know what this is used for?"
Of course the little girl didn't know, but at such a young age she was already very smart and would not admit her ignorance. She raised her little head and looked around, locking her target on the bad friend who wanted to steal her brother from her.
"I know! I've already told Eriri to tell Sister Yukino!"
Prince Xiaojia called out in a baby voice.
"I told you to call me sister! Why does it become sister when it's Yukinoshita's turn?!"
Eriri first complained in dissatisfaction, but did not refuse Kashiko's request for help.
She reached out and took the feather duster from the little girl's arms, frowned and thought for a moment, then waved the feather duster up and down. Her clever brain was working fast, thinking of Kyosuke's battle tonight, and lightning-like inspiration exploded in her mind.
The blonde princess said in a deep voice: "This is a weapon!"
She swung the knife again, and this time it was swung really well, even a chicken feather flew up.
"Well, using bright colors to confuse the enemy is like a peacock spreading its tail. The bamboo handle is easy to hold and is convenient and practical."
"..."
Yukinoshita, who was squatting on the ground, raised her head and looked at Eriri who had suddenly grown taller, and fell into silence.
Kasumigaoka Utaha, who had come over from nowhere, sneered and asked:
"If it's a weapon, wouldn't adding feathers reduce its lethality?"
At this time, Jia Shizi had picked up another feather duster, raised it with both hands and hit Ying Lili's legs twice. The little guy said that it was indeed not powerful enough.
How could the extremely smart Eriri be stumped by a mere Kasumigaoka Utaha? In just a moment, she understood everything.
"This is a weapon of mercy!" she said with certainty.
"Waving a weapon is to show your attitude, not getting hurt is to carry out your beliefs!"
She said in a deep tone:
"Just like Kyosuke's nickname "Handless Devil", he is not incapable of causing greater damage to the enemy, but he chose to show mercy. This is the kindness of the strong!"
"That is to say!"
Eriri held up her feather duster and announced loudly:
"This is a weapon that belongs only to the strong!"
"Ohhh!! Kashiko wants to buy it for his brother!"
The little one cheered immediately when he heard it.
The movements of the few people soon alarmed the employees and other customers in the store. Yukinoshita was not the kind of person who cared much about other people's looks, but at this moment, those looks of "this girl is pretty, but unfortunately she is an idiot" really made her a little overwhelmed.
On the other hand, Kasumigaoka Utaha folded her arms across her chest, holding up her big breasts, which were so full that they seemed to be about to burst. She wished that everyone in the mall would come to see Eriri's joke, and then she could laugh at her to her heart's content.
The uniformed staff quickly came over.
"Excuse me, may I ask if there is any ..."
"Hey, sorry, sorry, we can just do it ourselves."
Before the employee could finish his words, he was interrupted by Yamauchi Sakura who came rushing over. She smiled and stood in front of Eriri, refusing the employee's help.
Yukinoshita Yukino breathed a sigh of relief. Her good upbringing prevented her from abandoning her friends at the moment of social ruin. But facing a friend holding a feather duster and shouting that he was a strong weapon, even she...
Kasumigaoka Utaha sighed regretfully, knowing that Sakura was here to help Eriri out. Because with Eriri's pride, if the clerk told her that the feather duster was not a weapon for the strong but a cleaning tool, she would be shut up for at least a month.
At this time, Nozomi also came over and whispered to Eriri about the use of the feather duster.
"Hey???"
"Really?"
"Wusuo!"
There were continuous exclamations, and Eriri's eyes widened. During this time, Naoko took out her cell phone, probably to look for some examples.
"Ohhh, it turns out to be grandma's weapon!"
Hojo Kashiko cheered, and Eriri's face instantly turned red and steam began to come out of her head.
"Good boy, good boy~~"
Yamauchi Sakura held Eriri's little head in his arms, stroking her golden hair like a cat, and comforted her in a gentle voice:
"It's not shameful not to know about feather dusters. You are from the Great Ying Empire, so it's normal not to know about feather dusters."
The temperature on Eriri's face quickly dropped after she got the stairs and was very good at going down them. But how could Kasumigaoka Utaha miss the opportunity to give a downtrodden dog a beating?
"I used to think that professional matters should be left to experts, but after talking a lot with Aunt Mijiko these days, I have gained more insights. It turns out that no matter how busy you are, you must clean your home yourself."
What Kasumigaoka said was from the heart, and Eriri knew it very well. She finally understood why this vixen had been rushing to clean the house these days. She had thought that Kasumigaoka was just trying to flatter her, but she didn't expect that this girl had such a strong awareness.
"Since it's your own home, there's always a weird feeling when you let someone else clean it. I can't say what kind of creature from another world it is, but I'm sure you know Eriri."
Kasumigaoka Utaha gave a sweet laugh:
"As a wife, wielding a feather duster to clean the love nest with her husband can indeed be called a weapon of the strong."
At this point she suddenly screamed:
"Ah~ Could this be what you meant, Eriri?"
Ying Lili's face, which had just regained its whiteness, didn't even have a chance to catch her breath and quickly turned red.
Yukinoshita, who was still squatting on the ground, was watching in amazement. She felt that when it came to bullying Eriri, Kasumigaoka Utaha was definitely an expert.
Yingliang quickly stroked Eriri's head again and whispered to comfort her:
"Good boy, good boy, your house is 30,000 square meters. If I really ask you to clean it, you will never be able to finish it in your lifetime. Don't be angry, don't be angry~"
Yes, my house is 30,000 square meters. Even if you don’t count the courtyard, the Western-style building is incredibly large. My mother has never cleaned it!
Ying Lili suddenly became enlightened, and her little face instantly returned to its pale color.
Yukinoshita saw clearly that Sakura was comforting Eriri on the surface, but in fact she was cooperating with Kasumigaoka Utaha to tease Eriri. As for the evidence, Eriri's face that turned pale and red was the best proof.
Ah... they are all villains. She felt a little sorry for Eriri.
At this time, Yamauchi Sakura added with a smile:
"Besides, even if you can't clean, so what? There are other family members who can clean, right?"
"..."
As soon as these words came out, Kasumigaoka, Yukinoshita, and Naoko all looked towards Yamauchi Sakura, but they saw nothing. Sakura's face was nothing but a smile, and only her amber eyes were still frighteningly bright.
Only Eriri was unaware of anything. She silently picked up two feather dusters, stuffed one to Kashiko, and held the other in her arms.
"That's it! Isn't it just cleaning? How could this be difficult for me?"
Eriri yelled, pounding the sofa with her fist:
"I will definitely be the world's best cleaner!"
she announced loudly.
"Clap clap-"
Hojo Kyosuke was shocked by the girl's momentum and couldn't help but start clapping.
"Asshole, stop clapping with my feet!" Eriri was furious.
"Hahahaha~~"
Hojo Kyosuke couldn't help but laugh. It turned out that there was always happiness wherever Eriri was.
"Ah! What's so funny? Who told you to buy such a big house?"
Ying Lili was so angry that she kicked him. This bad guy didn't even think about who he was working so hard for!
The main reason was that she later asked, even an excellent woman like Aunt Mikiko was also responsible for cleaning when she was raising Kyosuke alone.
If I still can't even recognize a feather duster, that bad woman Kasumigaoka will definitely use this to attack me!
No, like mom said, fight! If you can't weaken the enemy, eliminate your own weaknesses!
Hojo Kyosuke stopped smiling, he could sense Eriri's seriousness. Besides, cleaning would give this guy some exercise, but he still had to be reminded.
"Eri, you must not stand on a chair to clean."
"Huh? Why? If you don't stand on the chair, you can't clean the part above the cabinet." The girl asked puzzledly.
"Aunt Sayuri told me that you almost broke your leg while practicing vaulting in physical education class in elementary school. This kind of behavior is absolutely forbidden."
"...!!!"
Ahhh, stupid mom, why do you tell everything to others?
Ying Lili gnashed her teeth madly and said angrily:
"Who told you to buy such a high cabinet? It's inconvenient to clean and take things out. It's totally useless!"
"No, it's very convenient to get things."
"..."
The girl glanced at the long legs of the boy opposite her and said angrily:
"So there shouldn't be such a thing as high heels. They encourage the bad habit of comparison. The focus should be on making tall people shorter!"
Hojo Kyosuke ignored the incompetent rage and said with a smile: "Now that you've finished massaging your feet, change direction and rest your head on my legs. I'll help you massage your arms. It must be tiring to keep holding the feather duster."
"Oh~"
Ying Lili instantly became quiet, turned around and leaned on her own errand boy's legs, raised her white jade arm, and said pitifully:
"Here, here, and here, they're all sour."
Haha~
Hojo Kyosuke smiled silently and began to massage his princess seriously.
The girl hummed comfortably, feeling all the fatigue in her body disappear completely.
It turns out that cleaning is such a comfortable thing~
But as she hummed, Eriri suddenly realized something.
"Kyosuke, how come you are so good at massage? You seem so skilled!" she asked puzzledly.
Hojo Kyosuke explained calmly, "This is how people who practice martial arts are. I often massage myself."
"Yeah……"
Ying Lili wanted to say something, but someone pinched her hard and she let out a cry.
After about half an hour, seeing that Eriri was about to fall asleep, Hojo Kyosuke finally stopped. He put one hand through the girl's legs and the other hand around her waist to pick her up.
"Time for bed," he whispered.
"I want to press it a little longer." Ying Lili said in a low voice.
"Tomorrow evening."
"you promise?"
"Ah."
So Eriri obediently leaned her little head on Hojo Kyosuke's chest and closed her eyes again.
"Good night~"
"Don't ask me to have breakfast tomorrow, I want to sleep until noon! Good night~"
Eriri said quickly.
Hojo Kyosuke agreed with a smile, then helped him turn off the lights and close the door, looking like an old father.
When the door was completely closed with a click, the girl in the clothes suddenly opened her eyes.
slap~
The lights came on again, and the girl in her nightgown rushed to the desk and quickly turned on a bunch of equipment.
Start drawing!
Ten minutes, twenty minutes, half an hour, an hour...
An exquisite painting gradually took shape, and the girl was perfecting the details with a look of disgust on her face.
On the screen, on the left, it was a picture of Hojo Kyosuke holding her feet, someone looked very happy, and she blushed shyly. On the right, it was her holding Hojo Kyosuke's feet, she looked disgusted, but also stuck out her tongue.
As she was expressing her disgust, the girl who was drawing unconsciously stuck out her tongue and licked the air a few times for no apparent reason.
Ah ah ah ah ah……
I'm going crazy, what the hell is wrong with this stupid errand boy?
Ying Lili hit her head hard and felt that she had become abnormal.
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