armyinform Chapter 641: Long live Lord Hojo!
Chapter 641: Long live Lord Hojo!
Chapter 641: Long live Lord Hojo!
If the captain of the kendo club who recruited Hikigaya Hachiman into the club in junior high school saw him today, he would definitely think that he was possessed by a ghost.
Hikigaya didn't shed tears when he talked about this dark history.
Hikigaya felt deeply ashamed of this. He never thought that there would come a day when he would have to pretend to be strong in front of others.
He thought with pride.
Conclusion: Hikigaya Hachiman's first transformation occurred when he was beaten and hospitalized after reading Hojo-cho's manga, but at that time he was just a false hero with only courage borrowed from others. His real transformation occurred on "Ayaka Day".
"Ayaka Day", as the name suggests, is the day when Ayaka's name is called directly.
On that day, Hikigaya Hachiman was completely transformed, bid farewell to Zaimokuza and became an outstanding man.
Mentally affirming his courage, Hikigaya shared what he saw on his phone with his sister Totsuka.
Oh, don't get me wrong, "sister" and "Totsuka" are two people, sister is sister, Totsuka is Totsuka, the two cannot be confused, otherwise the happiness will be halved.
The discussion in the class group of Class F, the first year of Sobu High School, was quite lively, which was not common. You have to know that it was a beautiful weekend, and even Hikigaya Hachiman, who was so bored that he recorded how long it took his cat "Snow Cave" to turn over, would not post a message in the class group at this time.
If you ask why, it is because classmates will assume that if someone is still chatting in the class group at this time, "Ah, this guy has nothing to do on the weekend and can only chat in the group." So in junior high school, even if he saw the female classmate he secretly loved speaking in the class group, Hikigaya would restrain his urge to speak with great willpower. After all, if a female classmate asked "Hikigaya-san, what are you doing? If you are free, come and play with us", he would have to lie and package himself as a busy person with a fulfilling weekend.
Although there is a high probability that no one will pay attention to his words.
Well, not a high probability, but a certainty.
In short, in the class group now, in addition to those who like to show off and share their lives, even the marginalized people who are usually not very active are also actively speaking.
Yes, I'm talking about you, Zaimokuza Yoshiki!
Of course, the reason why the classmates acted like this could not be because they were discussing how Hikigaya almost got a perfect score in the last Chinese language quiz.
Hojo Kyosuke
As an absolute campus celebrity who surpassed all the current students, reigned at the top of the school's student pyramid and sat on the throne of heaven. Before graduation, he had already reserved a seat in the glass window of the school auditorium and locked in the "Outstanding Alumni" seat. Naturally, his every move attracted the attention of all students, not to mention his classmates.
"Hojo-san will probably win the prize, right?"
Here it comes, first the topic starter! Hikigaya yelled in his mind while looking at the screen.
The first person to speak is called Ooka, a member of the class's "xianchong" group. In Japanese schools, to be called "xianchong", one must be a member of the sports club, otherwise even the rich second generation will be bullied and go home to become a otaku. The Ooka who spoke was a member of the baseball club.
So what comes next?
"Aren't you from the baseball club? You practice with Hojo-san a lot, so you should know more than us, right?"
Here it comes! Yamato's response. As expected of a member of the rugby club, he is really good at catching the ball!
"If anyone knows, the Kendo Club should know more, right?"
Attention everyone! The one who is coming out now is Tobe Sho from the soccer club. Yes, it is Tobe Sho who is in the same club as the king of the current generation, Hayato Hayama. Being in the same club as the king of the current generation, he is certainly a character that cannot be underestimated. After "raising the topic" and "giving a response", the most important responsibility of "heating up the atmosphere" falls on Tobe Sho.
As soon as this sentence was said, the topic was smoothly expanded from their small group of real people to everyone in the kendo club. By the way, other students who knew the inside information also had the opportunity to speak.
call--
Wonderful.
Hikigaya Hachiman exhaled a breath of satisfaction, praising his own observation skills in his heart. He was able to analyze the general situation of the world with just a few words across the screen. He was definitely an excellent man who could rank among the top in the country. When he became a househusband in the future, he would be able to observe people's words and expressions and become a good man who outshined full-time housewives in the Idohata meeting.
As a member of the "Twenty-three Brain Club" (the think tank of the runaway angels, a name given by Hikigaya himself), he has done countless things under the command of the military advisor Tetsuta Kisaki, and he knows more inside information than ordinary classmates. However, he just stands in the sky and looks down at these stupid common people with a wise look.
However, Zaimokuza was quite active in speaking and even dared to launch an attack on the Genjo Group.
"As a member of the baseball club, is this the extent of your confidence in Hojo-san!?" - Zaimokuza Yoshiteru
Oops, that's a pretty serious accusation.
The Hikigaya siblings and Totsuka Ayaka all looked at Zaimokuza in surprise, only to see this boy, who was as big as a brown bear, tapping the screen angrily. The phone looked very small in his hand, and Komachi was a little worried that a hole would be poked in the screen.
Ooka from the baseball club quickly apologized, saying that of course he hoped that Hojo would win the award, but he was just a little nervous because he was too excited.
Hayato Hayama, the king of the current generation, also showed up and forwarded a link.
This is the actor's fault, and the director has stepped in to control it. Hikigaya knows it. Whether it's Ooka, Yamato, or Tobe Sho, they are all actors who are just trying to please the king of live action.
He clicked on the link and saw:
"The Hojo Kyousuke teacher's cheering group occupied the Tokyo Daiichi Hotel. If they can't get the award, they will slaughter the entire committee?"
"puff--"
Zaimokuza, who was drinking Coke, sprayed it out, but Komachi was thankful that her brother caught all the Coke with his body.
"It's okay, it's okay." Komachi patted his chest and said thankfully.
"Not at all." Hikigaya deadpanned.
Komachi consoled her, "Komachi will help Onii-chan wash her clothes."
Seeing Totsuka's curious look, Hikigaya quickly retorted, "I've always washed my own clothes!"
"Yeah, so I said it's okay."
Komachi nodded, the hair on her head swaying:
"If Coke gets on the sofa, Komachi will have to wash the sofa cover. If dad finds out that Komachi can't rest well on weekends but has to wash the sofa cover because her brother brought his friends home to play..."
Hikigaya swallowed his saliva and said in a trembling voice: "I will be killed..."
"Good job on spraying, Zaimokuza! Both the range and accuracy are top-notch!" He turned around and praised Zaimokuza.
"Hahaha, it's not that good."
"If you think this is a compliment, you are totally wrong, bastard. This dress has extraordinary meaning to me. You better commit seppuku to apologize!"
"What's the special meaning?"
What is the special meaning? I was treated tenderly by Caijia three times while wearing this dress. This is a holy dress bathed in the glory of angels!
Hikigaya hummed and said nothing, just continued to look at the link shared by Hayato Hayama.
It was an online website of a gossip weekly under a dankosha. The title was both exaggerated and funny. Hikigaya, who knew that his organization was indeed capable and courageous enough to do such a thing, was shocked and thought that things had really come to this.
But after reading the content, I found out it was completely fabricated. According to the writer, Hojo Kyosuke entered the hotel early in the morning with a large number of cheering groups, and had been eating in the restaurant to conserve his energy. Once he received the news that he had not won the award, he would massacre the entire hotel.
Similar consultations were recommended below the article, and Hikigaya clicked on them to take a look.
"Writer K? Writer Hojo Kyosuke! If his dream cannot be fulfilled, a river of blood will flow. This so-called new work is actually a death notice!"
The title is even more terrifying. Hikigaya is amazed. Are these guys really not afraid of death? Aren't they afraid of being knocked on the door by Tetsuta Kisaki?
The class group was also in an uproar, so the clickbait headlines were popular. Even though the students knew that Hojo Kyosuke could not possibly be a criminal, the discussion was still very heated. Some students who were close to the kendo club members were already asking them if they had received any missions.
Even Hikigaya Komachi asked curiously, "Onii-chan, are you not taken along because you are too weak?"
"What do you mean too weak? I can rank 32nd in the Kendo Club! And I'm a smart hero!" Hikigaya shouted immediately.
Half a day later, someone shared another link in the class group.
The person who shared it was named Yuigahama Yui. Hikigaya recalled that she seemed to be a girl who had a close relationship with the female real-life group and was also very familiar with Yamauchi and Nishimiya.
Well, her information should be more reliable.
When I clicked on it, I saw that it was an account under the Asahi Shimbun.
Title: "While others are still anxiously waiting, Hojo-sensei has already started celebrating"
Hmm... Hikigaya blinked. In his memory, wasn't this news agency very close to his boss?
When I clicked on it, I found that my memory was correct, because the article even included an interview with Minister Hojo.
Reporter: "It seems like Mr. Hojo is not nervous at all. He brought all his friends and family here so early."
Hojo Kyosuke: "It's not that I'm not nervous. On the contrary, I'm very nervous. So nervous that I'm starting to feel hungry. As for why I brought my family here so early, it's because the association happened to provide meal coupons. I thought that even if I don't win the prize, I can't let my stomach be sad. I might as well have a big meal with my family first, so that if I lose later, I can cry more energetically."
reporter:"……"
After reading it, Hikigaya immediately said arrogantly: "See, Zaimokuza, I didn't lie to you! Even Minister Hojo said so. You should have won the prize before others!"
"Asshole, I just saw you wiping your tears!"
Zaimokuza said angrily, he was talking about the incident with Hikigaya Tamaki just now.
Back in the chat group, a girl who was close to Yamauchi Sakura had already sent a photo to the group.
On the white tablecloth, there were high-quality steaks sprinkled with fine salt, brown sausages, cream-braised mussels, chocolate pancakes, buttered scallops, foie gras, pan-fried duck breasts… grapes that were full and surprisingly large, watermelons, apples, and oranges…
Every dish exuded the scent of money, and Hikigaya was so greedy that he shed tears.
He put down the potato chips in his hand, feeling that everything was so bland.
In the class group, the girl who posted the picture just now has started to show off, saying that this is the feast that Yamauchi and his classmates had in the report.
Well, yes, show off.
Even though I didn't go to the hotel, I know people who went there.
Other people in the class urged her on, asking if the girl had any other pictures and who had gone.
Hikigaya guessed that those classmates must be swallowing their saliva in frustration.
suck
Hearing the slurping sound, Hikigaya turned around and was about to laugh at Zaimokuza's incompetence, but found that the source of the sound was his own sister.
Ah~ Her greedy attribute is so cute, she is worthy of being the perfect creature, my sister!
To be honest, at this moment Hikigaya felt a moment of regret in his heart. He regretted that he did not follow the military advisor to the hotel, but chose to spend a pleasant...private...four-person world with Totsuka at home.
But he quickly slapped himself lightly, dispelling all the guilt.
"Onii-chan, I remember you said you have a good relationship with Hojo-sama, right?"
Komachi looked at her brother eagerly.
"Forehead……"
Every time there is a demonstration, he would be the first one to be beaten. From a certain perspective, I should be the one most favored by Minister Hojo, right?
Facing Zaimokuza's disdainful gaze, Hikigaya nodded, and then quickly added:
"I can try, but Minister Hojo and the others must have finished their meal by now, and the food won't taste good once it gets cold."
Of course, the younger sister couldn't expect her brother, whose pocket money was less than one percent of hers, to treat them all. But every time the Crazy Angels had a team-building dinner, Hojo Kyosuke would generously let his subordinates pack up a lot of food to take home, and he would also bring back a lot of souvenirs when he went out to play.
When Hikigaya returned home, he would exaggerate his relationship with Minister Hojo, saying that this was the treatment only given to close friends.
Picking up the phone, Hikigaya hesitated for a while between the two contacts, Tetsuta Kisaki and Kyosuke Hojo. Instead of looking for the more familiar Tetsuta Kisaki, he clicked on Kyosuke Hojo.
Hmm...if the military advisor knew that I was disturbing the commander-in-chief at a time like this because of my greed, he would beat me to death, right?
But the president is different!
Hikigaya carefully considered his words and sent a message, and surprisingly, the other party replied very quickly. As soon as he saw the message, his expression immediately became deep and hard, and he straightened his back and handed the phone to his sister.
Although the strap is short, it makes Hikigaya look much taller in his sister's eyes.
"How many people? Should I send a car to pick you up?"
"Wow! Long live Lord Hojo!"
Komachi cheered immediately, while Zaimokuza started showing off in the class group.
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(End of this chapter)