Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 396 Yukinoshita is Very Good at Making Friends

As close friends as well, it would be nice to let Hatagoro know that he should give up on himself after being discovered by Yoshima Mihashi, but Kuroda Seiko chose to escape.

People in the Kuroda world knew this. As someone with an older sister, Yoshima Mihashi, who had always been more intelligent, would be able to understand his difficulties very well.And Hata Goro, that idiot, would probably pat himself on the shoulder and say carelessly, "I won't look down on you, even if you like women's clothing, you are still my good brother!"

Then that guy will probably start to worry about whether he should call himself a good brother or a good sister in the future, and will not listen to his own explanation at all.

Sure enough, things were exactly as he thought, Mihashi Yoshima quickly understood his difficulties after laughing at him, and after making an appointment to hang out together the next day, he offered to take Hata Goro to other places.

He thought he had escaped a catastrophe, but he didn't expect that the nightmare had just begun.

In fact, Hatagoro had seen him a long time ago and fell in love with his women's clothing at first sight.

"Love at first sight!?" Sakura Yamauchi exclaimed loudly.

Yukinoshita's small mouth was rounded and he sucked in cold air, only to feel that it was difficult to breathe. The diversity of human beings is really amazing, and his "heart control technique" must be improving rapidly.

"Although I always knew that you would become great people in the future, I never thought that it would come true like this." Hojo Kyosuke said with a dull expression. He suddenly felt that his subordinates had become a little strange.This is too much fun to play.

Kuroda Kaito covered his face with his hands and groaned in pain.

The one with the most relaxed expression was Yoshima Mihashi. Although he knew it was wrong, he still couldn't help laughing.Then I was taken aback by the desperate eyes of my friend next to me, and then hurriedly continued:

"The matter is not over yet. The reason why Hatagoro didn't immediately find people in the world to confess his love and ask for contact information was because he was too excited and stiff and couldn't control himself."

Hojo Kyosuke nodded, which fit Hatagoro's character very well.That idiot will be terrified when he suddenly realizes the emotion of "like".

"Hatagoro couldn't forgive himself for his cowardly behavior, so he started... started a hard training..."

Speaking of this, Mihashi Yoshima swallowed, his expression became distorted.

"Why did Goro Hata go to Onitsuka to pick up girls?" Hojo Kyosuke asked.

"It would be great if it is..." Mihashi Yoshima also covered his face in pain: "This is our commission."

"Hata Goro decided not to change his underwear until he finds that girl!!!"

hiss--

Hojo Kyosuke gasped, but closed his mouth immediately, and then moved the chair back several meters. His two hands were still holding onto the chairs of Sakura and Nitura at the same time, leading them to move together. Under the snow is also extremely fast back.It's like avoiding some radioactive harmful substances.

He turned his head to look at the president, but Yukinoshita, who was seriously analyzing the psychological state of Kuroda Kairen just now, is now like a frightened kitten, beckoning him to ask questions with light blue eyes full of resistance, as if too much It's like misfortune will happen to Mitsuhashi and Yoshima if they say a word more.

"So, he hasn't changed his underwear since Chinese New Year?" He asked.

"Um……"

After Mitsuhashi Yoshima agreed, seeing that the eldest brother was about to take the sisters-in-law to retreat from the back door of the classroom, he quickly added:

"But he has been washed."

"I think so, otherwise he should have been admitted to the hospital long ago." Hojo Kyosuke said in a complicated tone, having a new understanding of the talents under his command.

"So, save Kuroda and Hatagoro, brother!" Mihashi Yoshima shouted angrily.

"I'm just an ordinary member. Whether I want to accept the entrustment depends on Minister Yukinoshita."

Hojo Kyosuke kept his identity firmly in mind, and if he could, he wanted to refuse straight away, after all, he was such a ruthless person.At the same time, he also understood why these two guys came to the service department instead of asking him for help in private. It turned out that they were sure that he would refuse.

Mihashi Yoshima and Kuroda Kaito turned to look at Yukinoshita at the same time. However, faced with such a situation, even Yukinoshita had no way of doing anything, so she looked embarrassed, as if a cat had pierced feet. As if she had lost her socks, she said in a low voice:

"This, this kind of personal matter, our service department also..."

"Really, eh, even the service department can't help it? There's no way, I have to let Hata Goro die." Kuroda Kairen sighed, as if he was ready to cry at Hata Goro's funeral .

"Excuse me." Mihashi Yoshima bowed, with a sad expression on his face.

Hearing this conversation, Hojo Kyosuke not only did not let out a sigh of relief, but showed pain on his face, because he had already heard the sound of the rotor, which was the roar of the justice engine under Yukinoshita, and urgently needed a kind of fuel called victory .

"...Our service department accepted it!"

Yukinoshita Yukino knocked down the gavel like a goddess of justice, and made a verdict in a cold and decisive voice:

"First of all, let's confirm the content of the request. You want us to help eliminate Hata Goro's love for the female version of Kuroda Kaito, right?"

"Ah."

Although the three words "women's clothing version" are painful, Kuroda Kairen still nodded quickly.

"If you can't do this, at least let Hata Goro change normally..."

"Very well, the entrustment has understood."

Yukinoshita directly interrupted Mihashi Yoshima's words. Although she was always so blunt, Hojo Kyosuke had reason to believe that she didn't want to hear that indescribable thing.

"please!"

The two people from Kuroda Sekai stood up and bowed together to thank them. They knew their elder brother well and knew that they would be able to solve the problem with him.But just because I know him well, I know that he will not intervene in this kind of emotional private matter.That's why I went to the service department in a roundabout way.

"Okay! It's decided, let's go eat barbecue together after school today, and celebrate the first external commission received by the service department!"

Yamauchi Sakura cheered and looked at Yukinoshita expectantly:

"How about just using the association funds? Anyway, we don't have any place to use the money!"

"No, that's misuse of public funds." Yukinoshita immediately dismissed it.

"If you don't eat enough, you can't find a way to solve the commission. We still do high-intensity physical activities, and dinner can be regarded as a must." Hojo Kyosuke immediately chimed in.

Although the votes of approval had already reached two votes, Yukinoshita still didn't intend to agree. It wasn't until she saw that Glass was looking forward to it that she nodded unnaturally:

"Yes, it's not impossible, but at least we have to wait until the commission is resolved."

She made a concession because Niatz's expression was so much like a cat looking at Maotiao with a hateful face, and she was so docile and cute.Although Yingliang's bright yellow eyes are actually more cat-like, and the energetic look fits well, it will be cute with cat ears and a cat tail, but that kind of overly lively cat Yukinoshita feels that he should control it no.In short, it’s still nitrate, uh... nitro... nitrate!Such a docile cat is cuter.

"Okay!" Yamauchi Sakura cheered, having already decided on the store she wanted to go to.

After discussing the celebration banquet, everyone in the service department turned their attention to the two clients.

Yukinoshita thought for a while and then said:

"Kuroda-san go directly to Hatagoro-san to explain the situation, then apologize and ask for his forgiveness."

The corner of Hojo Kyosuke's mouth twitched, it really was Yukinoshita Yukino's style.In the face of difficulties and enemies, he will defeat the opponent from the front, and he will respond positively when he does something wrong. He will be upright and open, and face himself and the world honestly.

but……

"No way, Xiao Yukino, if it's that simple, why would Kuroda and the others come to ask for help?" Sakura tugged at Yukinoshita's sleeve.

"Why not? Since we are good friends, wouldn't it be nice to resolve any misunderstandings?"

Yukinoshita was puzzled.

"Of course not!" The Kuroda community member yelled, and at the same time he was cursing in his heart, what's going on with this woman? Can't you understand such a simple truth?Just because we are friends, we can’t say it directly!

"Oh, I understand. Kuroda-san is actually a victim in this matter, and he has no reason to apologize to Hata Goro. The one who should really apologize is Kuroda sister. She should explain the situation to Hata Goro and apologize! "

Yukinoshita's clever brain immediately thought of the crux of the problem.

"That's even worse!" Kuroda Kaiman shouted in horror.

"Why? Are you worried that you can't convince your sister? If that's the case, I can help." Yukinoshita is quite confident in her ability to persuade, or she believes in justice.

"That's even worse!"

Kuroda Kaito looked even more desperate, and then turned his head to his elder brother.

"Yukishita, it's because we are friends that we can't tell the truth directly."

Hojo Kyosuke sighed and said, for a boy, if he knows that the girl he loves to die is actually a good brother's dress, let alone continue to be friends, he may wish to disappear in the world in the next second.

"Why, shouldn't friends understand each other?"

Yukinoshita looked suspiciously at Hojo Kyosuke, with an expression that seemed to say, "Don't think that I have few friends so it's easy to fool me."

Someone also thought of this under Yukinoshita's frankness, and suddenly realized that Yukinoshita couldn't understand the difficulties of the Kuroda people because he had no friends. He originally wanted to give another example to explain to Yukinoshita, but he wanted to I couldn't think of a suitable one for a long time.

"Like a vegetarian, his sister accidentally shared a delicious snack for him, because he thought it was delicious, so he not only ate it himself, but also shared it with other vegetarian friends, so his friends also liked it On. But then his sister told him the snack was meat."

Nitto said aloud, at this moment, she discovered that this service department is not only helping the client solve their troubles, but also helping Minister Yukinoshita, who does not eat the fireworks of the world, to dye the color of the world.

"So it's Kuroda-san's inner sense of morality that prevents him from forgiving himself?" Yukinoshita said thoughtfully:

"But if this is the case, Kuroda-san should really apologize."

"In that case, it would be better to let me commit suicide. My sister is super bad. If she knew it, she would die laughing. She laughed so much that she needed to call an ambulance. Then I will definitely become a repertoire at family gatherings. Maybe it will be in the family history when I die."

The people of Kuroda world cried out sadly.

"Moral sense is not the key. The moral sense of these guys is not as strong as you imagined. If they are really idle and boring, it is not surprising for the three of them to wear women's clothing together. The key is face." Hojo Kyosuke looked at Yukinoshita Said.

When Onitsuka and the others were in Okinawa, they would even take off all their clothes when they were drunk, put their underwear on their head and cover their faces, and run naked. How could such things as women's clothing be taken seriously by them.This is the point of a good brother who likes women's clothes. Once this kind of thing happens, he should only hang himself on the southeast branch and keep his innocence in the world.

But how to make Yukinoshita understand this point, even Hojo Kyosuke couldn't think of a suitable rhetoric.After all, she has neither friends nor loved ones.It's like a primary school student who learns addition and subtraction, but doesn't even understand the concept of numbers.

The people from Kuroda circle nodded again and again, as expected, the eldest brother understood.

"face?"

Yukinoshita frowned:

"Is face more important than friends?" The girl's cold voice was filled with natural doubts.

White teeth!Maybe this guy has a much clearer definition of friends than those of us who have no sense of morality!

Hojo Kyosuke's eyes widened sharply, and Nishiko and Sakura also looked at Yukinoshita in surprise, neither of them expected to hear such words from the other party.

"What's the matter? Isn't it so?"

Yukinoshita tilted her head in confusion, in her opinion, compared with precious friends, face is just a dispensable thing.

If Hojo Kyosuke really fell in love with him one day, then he would definitely reject him severely, and then apologize to Sakura good for his uncontrollable charm.

"This……"

Kuroda Kairen murmured and didn't know how to answer. He always felt that the thinking of himself and others was not on the same level as that of Yukinoshita-san across from him.

"That's right! I'm so moved to hear that, Xiao Yukino!"

Yamauchi Sakura let out a cry of joy, then threw herself on Yukinoshita, hugged her tightly, and rubbed her face against Yukinoshita's face vigorously.

"Too, too close, so hot..."

Even though he said that, Yukinoshita didn't look like he wanted to push Sakura Yamauchi away, his tone and expression on his face were very happy.

Sure enough, I know how to make friends!

But crying with joy is just Yukinoshita's personal sense. From Hojo Kyosuke's perspective, Sakura's voice is clearly the sadness and relief of the old mother after seeing her daughter finally make friends.In a sense, it is also crying with joy.

Wait, the reason why Yukinoshita has no friends, maybe it is really like what she said, first of all, she has to clarify what the definition of a friend is.Compared with the girls in school who gather to discuss gossip after class, the friend in her mind may not really be a living thing.

After all, not many people can meet even the standard she mentioned just now.

Awesome, my righteous superman!

Hojo Kyosuke was amazed, but he still planned to talk to Yukinoshita about the problem of face between boys.But before he could speak, I saw Sakura whispering in Yukinoshita's ear.The former is serious, while the latter nods frequently with a face full of thought, making small exclamations of "um", "this", "so so", "totally unexpected".

During this period, Mitsuhashi and Yoshima obediently lowered their heads and started counting ants. They had already mastered the skill of helping their elder brother build a wall, and breaking off the rearview mirror was a basic quality.

After Sakura left her body, Yukinoshita tidied up her school uniform, and her face became serious again.

"I probably understand. I was negligent. I didn't expect the relationship between boys to be so strange."

No, strange?Sakura, what did you instill in Yukinoshita?Hojo Kyosuke looked at Yamauchi Sakura, but only got a playful laugh.

But for this sentence, the Kuroda people had no room to refute at all, they could only twitch the corners of their mouths, waiting for Yukinoshita's next words.

"In this case, we can only find a solution from Hata Goro."

Yukinoshita thought.

"I haven't talked to each other, I don't know who the other person is at all, don't mention the name, I don't even know the gender, I just say I like it, it's love at first sight. Even online dating is not so outrageous, it's purely pure lust."

The girl's pungent words made the three or two boys bow their heads in shame. Only Hojo Kyosuke held his head high, because he was never a person who paid attention to appearance.

"As for such a person, his love often comes and goes violently, and he will act irrationally under the trend of a momentary emotion. It seems extremely affectionate, but in fact, as long as his fantasy is exposed, he will immediately wake up, not only I won’t like it, and I even feel that my previous self is unreasonable, and I don’t know why I like such a person..."

Yukinoshita continued to analyze with her unique rational, cold and pleasant voice, just like she did before when she analyzed the psychology of women in the Kuroda Kai people.Mihashi Ryoma and the other two who were not familiar with her listened attentively, but Hojo Kyosuke and the other three who knew her well had their eyes widened, not knowing how this emotional idiot could say such powerful words.

"...This process is actually very simple, and may only need a few words. The basis for the above conclusions comes from myself."

Hearing this classic ending, Hojo Kyosuke heaved a sigh of relief, it turned out to be like this, no wonder.No, wait a minute, yourself? !

"Xiao Yukino fell in love at first sight too?" Yamauchi Sakura widened her eyes, completely unable to imagine what it would be like to be in love with Yukino.

"How could I do such a stupid thing."

Yukinoshita frowned unhappily, as if insulted:

"It's those people who come to confess to me. Everyone seems to be very affectionate. They invite friends to arrange carefully and rehearse the band. They look confident and courageous, but as long as I ask "Why do you like me?" , they couldn't speak, and even if they hesitated to say it, it was just an empty word like "cute". "

"And then?" Sakura asked.

"Then? Then they'll bow and apologize and run away."

For some reason, Yukinoshita's face darkened.

"This is the general process of confession. Hug if you succeed, and apologize for disturbing the other party if you fail. But many people don't know that confession is a dance song that should only be played when emotions accumulate to a critical point."

Hojo Kyosuke nodded.

"No, that's not the case at all. They're not apologizing because they bothered me with the presumptuous confession."

Yukinoshita shook her head, and as her voice sounded, a cold wind seemed to blow in the classroom.

Feeling the biting cold, Kuroda Kaito subconsciously looked at the air outlet of the air conditioner.But then he realized that he was just intimidated by that scary Yukinoshita classmate. (end of this chapter)