Straight man training manual

Chapter 18

Jiang Ping thinks that this vampire is probably real and doesn't use his brain.

No, maybe the other party doesn't even have a head.

Jiang Ping hesitated for a while, then took out a pack of blood from the refrigerator, handed it to the other party, and said, "No, the artificial blood issued by the Blood Hunting Association before is not very nutritious and not so delicious, but it will last for a while. OK."

Wen Hongshan took the bag of blood with a frown, took out his mobile phone, and turned on a certain treasure with the remaining power in the other party's pitiful eyes. It showed that many daily necessities were harvested here.

"I was in a coma once before, and after waking up, there seems to be something wrong with my memory."

Jiang Ping glanced at the receipt record, and after a while he said helplessly: "It seems that you are the one who keeps sending me things."

He rejected it a few times at the beginning, thinking that it was sent by mistake, and called back to the above number, but Jiang Ping felt that the other party was very scheming, and the other party would not answer when he called back, and the next time the consignee's number would change. It became his mobile phone, and Jiang Ping received a box of express delivery every now and then.

It's not something particularly expensive, and it may not be what he likes. The other party seems to want to send it to him as soon as he sees it.

The other party didn't seem to have seriously considered what to send. Sometimes there was a box of tissues and a box of laundry detergent, and occasionally a box of snacks.

Once when he came back at night in winter, he saw a bag of sugar-fried chestnuts hanging at the door, which was still steaming hot. Jiang Ping is also a bold person with high skills, so he didn't feel scared at all. He was just curious about what kind of person the other party was. .

If... if none of these things are for him.

But to someone who used to live here?

Jiang Ping also tried to send a text message to him, explaining to him: I am a tenant here, do you want to send it to someone who used to live here.

"How big are your feet?" The other party finally replied.

Jiang Ping thought to himself what a weird way to verify his identity, why he asked for the shoe size instead of the name, but he replied in a normal manner, "Size 43."

A few days later, Jiang Ping received a pair of shoes.Still not expensive.

It's a pair of furry Pikachu's cotton slippers.

Jiang Ping doesn't know many people in his life. Apart from work, he rarely interacts with the blood hunters of the Blood Hunting Association. He never thought that it would be sent by a vampire.

"Do you know I'm a blood hunter?"

"I know." Wen Hongshan replied.Just found out.

The co-authorship system is just making life difficult for me, as I am a vampire and the other party is a blood hunter.Anyway, it can't be the same camp.Speaking of assimilation, it should refer to what is common in many film and television works, injecting toxins into the other party's blood, so that the other party becomes the same blood family as oneself.

"Why did you become a blood hunter?" Wen Hongshan had no intention of leaving at all.

"It's nothing more than a few reasons. Either there is a blood feud with the vampire, such as the death of a family member or friend, or I have the ability to not be afraid of death, and make money by doing blood hunting. I belong to the former. Now that you know it, let's go, I don't care about vampires. But it doesn't feel good."

Wen Hongshan noticed that although Jiang Ping's tone was very casual, and he did not show too much hostility towards him, Jiang Ping's attitude was not relaxed, his back was straight, and his fingers were a little tense. Beware of any changes he will react everywhere.

Wen Hongshan didn't know how to prove his safety.

He could only hold the bag of artificial blood and explain helplessly: "I don't bite people."

"But you have to bite someone to do the task, liar!" 520 said.

"I promise I won't bite anyone, and I can sign a certificate."

"You'd better not bite, or I will definitely send you to meet your ancestors at that time." Jiang Ping lowered his head and inadvertently hooked the corner of his mouth.

Wenhong Mountain is as immovable as a mountain.

Jiang Ping's patience gradually disappeared.

"What are you doing? The artificial blood was also taken, and I promised not to kill you. Why are you staying here if you don't leave?"

Wen Hongshan couldn't say it was because Jiang Ping said in reality that he was afraid of being alone, so he didn't want to leave now at all.

Humble Wen always wants to make up for his mistakes.

"I have nowhere to go."

"Warning for bad sales." 520's notification sounded relentlessly, because Mr. Wen will never have nowhere to go, and this original body is not poor, and it is more than enough to open a hotel room and live in it for a month or two.

"I have amnesia, I don't know anything, I only know this place, who knows if you took advantage of my amnesia to occupy the magpie's nest?" Wen Hongshan started the brazen mode, and abruptly blocked the system's miserable warning.

What the hell is this straight man speaking.

Not only was 520 choked up, but Jiang Ping was obviously choked up too.As an excellent tenant who pays rent on time and pays rent on time, one day he needs to prove to a damned vampire that he is the owner of this room.

"Doctor Wen, I will give you one last chance with human cultivation. Leave my house now, or I will take violent measures against you."

Wen Hongshan dead vampires are not afraid of the holy water.

Not only did he not leave, but he lay down and shrank into Jiang Ping's quilt.

Jiang Ping's actions are serious.

When the young man leaped onto the bed, the smile on his face had completely disappeared, and the silver chain with spikes pierced into the skin of the vampire, and even a slight movement would cause a sharp sting, the chain seemed to be alive , almost grew into the flesh, embedded in the position of his neck.

The neck was stinging and burning, as if someone had poured it into a hot knife, but the recovery ability of the senior vampire prevented him from dying, he just struggled subconsciously because of the pain, but his limbs were locked tightly by the youth of.

"I've given you many chances, vampire."

"Don't challenge my patience. I was six years old when my parents were killed by vampires, but I will remember that scene for the rest of my life."

"I... didn't want to..." Wen Hongshan said with difficulty, his vocal cords would be burned by silver thorns when he spoke, and his voice became hoarse as if it was covered with blood after a while.

"Doctor Wen, do you know why we don't trust vampires? You said that you don't bite people, and you don't mean to hurt people, but every year, according to the data of the Blood Hunting Association, 40% of low-level vampires go berserk and kill 30% of them. It is the massacre of high-level vampires. The other 30% of the victims are missing. According to incomplete investigations, they were kept in captivity like livestock. , all the blood races they know have made promises to them like this."

"Promise not to bite them, promise not to eat blood by hurting people, promise to feed on artificial blood. But it can't be satisfied. Just like human desires, vampires have an instinctive desire for human blood. You should really look at you The way I am now." Jiang Ping said in a pitiful tone.

The pupils of the man's eyes had turned red due to the continuous healing of injuries, and the fangs had also been exposed.

After Wen Hongshan gradually got used to the pain, he controlled it and stopped struggling.

Every word he said was bloody, but he gradually got used to the pain.

"Indeed. You are right. Verbal promises cannot be trusted."

"You can tie me up, or put some restrictive device on me, even if you want to kill me to vent your hatred, it doesn't matter. I don't know how to prove it to you...but I really won't hurt humans until I die .”