Straight man training manual

Chapter 11

When the barbarian missions entered the capital, they brought a lot of treasures unique to their place on the surface. This gesture, which was similar to paying tribute, at least made everyone look good, but it also meant that the leader of the barbarians this time Those who are smarter and able to bend and stretch are not to be underestimated.

What is even more surprising is that the other party actually showed up by himself. At least think about it differently. They would never let the little emperor go deep into the other party's capital to negotiate a peace, but this country on horseback obviously does not have such a strict hierarchy. Rong bowed his hands to the little emperor in a way that was neither humble nor overbearing, and then his eyes stayed on Wen Hongshan playfully, and he didn't seem to bear any grudge against Wen Hongshan for killing one of their generals.

When the sharp-tongued diplomats sent by the two sides had been arguing for a whole day, neither Jiang Ping nor Di Rong expressed their opinions on the content of the dispute, but just listened quietly. Wen Hongshan would occasionally say something about the front line. Two sentences, but the rest will not be said too much, and it seems that it is not presumptuous.

As usual at night, there is a welcome banquet. The gifts brought by the barbarians included a group of extremely beautiful dancers. These dancers covered their faces with veils so that their faces could not be seen, but their bodies were very naked, showing a slender and vigorous body. The waist and fair ankles were faintly visible under the light veil, and many men present stared straight at him for a moment.

Di Rong watched Jiang Ping and Wen Hongshan's reactions playfully, and said, "This is the best twelve dancers we have selected, what does your majesty think?"

"Let's go wild." Jiang Pingping was expressionless.

"Hahaha the emperor is still young, I'm afraid it's because he doesn't understand the taste of that kind of thing. You can't say that. They dance with veils on their faces, and they look good under the veils. If the men from our place are here, I'm afraid it will be like this They are already going to grab their wives. It's a pity that they can't understand our bad guys, they think they are not as gentle as your young master, and they are vying to come, and they will take off their veils and come to the emperor later." Di Rong was a little uncomfortable with the little one The wine glass has already taken a jar and put it on the desk.

In a blink of an eye, he looked at Wen Hongshan, who had a cold expression, and asked, "What about General Wen? The general has been guarding the border all year round, but has he ever tasted like our girls? The general's reputation has been passed down to us." went there."

Wen Hongshan glanced at the audience, lowered his head calmly and took a sip from his wine glass.

"My father died on the battlefield, and I only touch the scene and hurt when I guard the border, so what's the matter?"

"Oh, that's really disrespectful and disrespectful. To be honest, General Wen and I are also in the same situation. I thought General Wen could understand my ambitions, but unfortunately, it seems that our emperor knows how to handle people's hearts better. I have to learn this. Study." Di Rong had a hippie smile on his face, and his words were stinging.

"You've performed well." Wen Hongshan commented flatly, "At least there were people who were willing to sacrifice their lives for you before. It's a pity."

"Small problem, small problem, he's not good at learning." Di Rong put on a half-smile.

The two people's direct arrows and dark arrows all meant something.

Di Rong is a smart man, but he doesn't have too many sad emotions. Human life is like a pawn in his hands. The loss of a general before is not a big humiliation for Di Rong. To put it bluntly, it is just two sides. We all understand that soldiers are never tired of cheating, it's just to see who is missing a move.

"It's boring to chat, men still drink, drink, my lord, may I offer you a toast?"

Jiang Ping, as the king of a country, is naturally unlikely to respond to this kind of provocative toast, but he can't really not respond. Wen Hongshan slightly raised his hand, and took the wine glass thrown by Di Rong with all his strength. .Although the foundations of this body are all there, Wen Hongshan has not yet gotten used to the pattern of martial arts masters per capita around him, and he twisted his wrist slightly without fully releasing his strength.

Entertainment is also a common thing for Wen Hongshan. He himself is not easy to get drunk. Although the original owner does not usually drink, judging from the amount of alcohol he drank with the soldiers during festivals and festivals, it is not bad.

But Wen Hongshan's stomach was already empty, and after drinking for three rounds, Wen Hongshan's stomach was already burning a bit.Jiang Ping was a little worried and couldn't help but glance over at Wen Hongshan. The little emperor had more or less acquired the ability to observe words and expressions. He could see that Wen Hongshan's face was a bit reluctant, and some cold sweat broke out on his forehead. Worry.

Fortunately, this banquet is not like that of modern people. Once they play all night, it will naturally break up when the time comes. The next day there will be demonstrations and competitions in the martial arts field. Wen Hongshan sat on the seat and did not move.

Because Jiang Ping had to leave the table first, he couldn't help but feel a little anxious when he returned to the bedroom. He grabbed Eunuch Shang and asked, "Why hasn't General Wen come back? Did the barbarian mess with the wine again?"

"Your Majesty, don't worry, General Wen should be back in a while. I'll ask someone to take a look."

That being said, Wen Hongshan still came back nearly an hour later, changed his clothes, and saluted Jiang Parallel.

Jiang Ping was originally persuaded to rest first, but he couldn't fall asleep anyway. When he saw Wen Hongshan, he couldn't help but ran out of bed, and went to hold Wen Hongshan's hand with bare feet. The cold palm of the man felt a little sticky cold sweat.

"What's the matter? Where's the doctor from last time? Is he still there? Did the barbarians do something wrong? Eunuch Shang, please go and invite Yu..." Jiang Ping circled around Wenhong Mountain.

Wen Hongshan's heart suddenly softened, and he suddenly had the idea of ​​committing a crime. When Eunuch Shang really thought that something had happened and took the order to go out, Wen Hongshan picked up Jiang Ping violently and put him back on the bed, because he didn't know what to do at this time. I shouldn't have laughed, so Wen Hongshan finally chose the original owner's usual expressionless face, but he still couldn't help saying helplessly in his tone: "Don't go barefoot, the weather is cold."

Seeing that the little emperor was still grabbing his sleeve with a suspicious look, Wen Hongshan wrapped the little emperor in single clothes into the quilt with his other free hand, making mental preparations in his heart, waiting for this ooc reminder It brought pain, but surprisingly, 520 was exceptionally quiet, rather the entire bedroom was completely quiet, Wen Hongshan could only hear the sound of his and Jiang Ping's somewhat ambiguously entangled breathing.

"Why not ooc?" Wen Hongshan asked 520 in his heart.

520 pretended to be dead and disconnected.

The atmosphere is so good, why did Boss Wen go out of his way to ask this kind of question.

"Why not ooc?" Wen Hongshan thought the system was malfunctioning, so he tried it again patiently.

Still no answer.

Wen Hongshan thought to himself, could it be that artificial intelligence also has off-duty time, and clocked off work late at night?

24, who had been working hard for 520 hours, shut up with hatred in order not to spoil the atmosphere.

"Wenhongshan..." The little emperor didn't get his response, and stared at him unwillingly.

"I am fine."

"Really okay?"

"Well, I'm really fine." Wen Hongshan felt that Jiang Ping might really have a bad memory and lack of concentration.The same question has to be asked repeatedly, and the designer really burns his brain, but it seems cute to be silly.

"Be obedient and go to bed." If you don't go to bed earlier, you will become more stupid.

Although Wen Hongshan doesn't dislike him, being too stupid may not be conducive to Jiang Ping's future career plans.

After all, Jiang Ping still seems to like his job as a designer very much.

520 complained while listening to Wen Hongshan's inner drama, he thought Wen Hongshan was the one who had no brains, okay?

When he first came in, 520 thought that Wen Hongshan was an exquisite egoist, a typical scumbag, but now 520 felt that his previous evaluation had overestimated Wen Hongshan. Wen Hongshan was not even worthy of a scumbag. It's a big pig's trotter.

Also asked why he can't ooc?

He obviously said at the beginning of his own analysis that OOC is not determined by the system, but by the people around him. The little emperor has a good impression of him, and if he cares about him, it will cause chaos. He doesn't care about Wen Hongshan's behavior at all. There is nothing wrong with it.

520 felt a little embarrassed when he thought of this, he obviously had no memory, but Jiang Ping's love for Wen Hongshan seemed to be burned into his bones, even when he was disappointed with Wen Hongshan in reality, he never said a word of disapproval to Wen Hongshan. Okay, Jiang Ping is just disappointed.

Although the little emperor was pressed on the bed by him, he still didn't feel sleepy. He always felt that Wen Hongshan was fooling himself, so he asked, "Then why did it take you so long to come here?"

Wen Hongshan was a little strange. Although he lived in the palace these days, he was still checking shifts at night, and he didn't need to report to the emperor when he would come back. This was the first time Jiang Ping asked him like this.

Wen Hongshan didn't intend to deceive, and said truthfully: "After drinking alcohol, I smelled bad, so I went to take a bath and change my clothes."

This is Wen Hongshan's own habit.

Jiang Ping doesn't like the smell of alcohol. Wen Hongshan heard another partner of their studio say that if there is any occasion in their studio that requires drinking, Jiang Ping has always avoided it. I remembered that if he entertained himself, he would live out by himself that night.

"You can come to me directly, just ask the servants to prepare hot water for you."

Jiang Ping was still a little unhappy.

He felt that Di Rong had been bullying his general tonight, and he felt very aggrieved throughout the night. Although the other party did not ask for any sweetness from Wen Hongshan, Jiang Ping was still unhappy.

"Well, I will come later." Hearing Jiang Ping's request, Wen Hongshan complied.

Until the little emperor fell asleep, Wen Hongshan quietly closed the door and came out. Eunuch Shang waited outside with the imperial doctor.

Wen Hongshan lowered his voice to Eunuch Shang who was about to speak, and said softly, "Sleep."

"Okay, General Wen let the imperial doctor take a look in the cubicle."

"Ah."

After the imperial doctor took the pulse, his face was a little ugly, and he went to press Wen Hongshan's swollen stomach.

Wen Hongshan bit his lip, endured the uncomfortable pain for a while, and then slowly let out a foul breath.

"Besides the pain, are there other symptoms?"

"I threw up a few times, but I'm still bloated."

"When did it start hurting?"

"It's been like this all this time, it's just that it's more intense after drinking."

Eunuch Shang's face was a bit unbearable, Wen Hongshan frowned, and said unhappily before the system judged that he had misbehaved: "It's nothing."