Chapter 28
Chapter 28
Lu Yuzhou never imagined that there would be a day in his life when he would take a train.
Still caught the early morning trip.
And it is a hard seat.
The total journey is ten hours.
This unlucky plan was proposed by Wu Ye. He said that taking the slow train is very emotional, and many of his inspirations come from the train.
Lu Yuzhou thought that he had risen to the height of inspiration, just take the slow train, and Yu Jianguo popularized the history of a series of green leather trains for him, encouraging him to experience it once, and he even had a little expectation.
However the reality is...
Taste, very flavor.
Noisy, very loud.
It's almost winter, but I don't know why the smell of sweat that belongs to summer has not dissipated.
The seat is not hard, but it is uncomfortable, no matter where the buttocks are placed, it is uncomfortable. The eldest sister who took off her high heels on the opposite side always tries to put her feet on his seat.
In order to defend the territory, Lu Yuzhou had no choice but to put his legs together with Wu Ye, but immediately he felt uncomfortable again. The body temperature of the two of them was greater than two, and in such a narrow space where a slight movement of the head would invade other people's breathing territory , The temperature rises as fast as a launch vehicle, and his face is familiar within 2 minutes.
After getting acquainted in the corridor, he can hit someone with a hammer and then say "I care about you, uncle" and then run away. There is no place to run here.
"Where's my phone?" Lu Yuzhou took the opportunity to look for the phone from his trouser pocket, moved his legs away, and leaned against the car window. The sweat from his palms secretly rubbed against his pants, and he found that the temperature of his thighs was higher than that of his hands.
This is embarrassing, I hope that classmate Wu won't notice it and don't think too much about it—no, I still hope he won't notice it.
"Is the senior hot?"
"I'm looking for my phone." Lu Yuzhou replied without thinking.
Wu Ye: "???"
Pooh!Lu Yuzhou gave himself a big mouth in his heart.
Wu Ye covered his mouth and held back his laughter. After holding back for a long time, seeing that he was still looking, he couldn't help reminding him in a low voice, "Isn't your mobile phone on the small table?"
Lu Yuzhou: "..."
Fortunately, he just looked like the real thing and searched for a long time. Isn't this a live performance called riding a donkey to find a donkey?
He reached out for the cell phone on the table with the feeling of committing suicide by lying on the rails, and found that the elder sister opposite was looking at him like a monkey, and inhumanely exposed his embarrassing background, "I thought this cell phone was his, but it really is yours. ?”
Lu Yuzhou: "..."
What a broken train, why is there someone on the other side!
"It's not yet dawn, go to sleep for a while, you have to take it for granted at night." Wu also gave him the steps.
"Yeah." Lu Yuzhou closed his eyes in seconds and entered a state of autism.
Damn, I feel like I've lost my whole life's face in these two days.
He fell asleep in a daze, and had a dream of a ghost pressing the bed. When he woke up, it was already daylight, and he was numb all over. He wanted to raise his arm, but he didn't. When he looked sideways, a certain pig's head was lying on him. On the shoulders, legs squeezed his legs, and he had been squeezed so that there was no room for movement.
How the hell will find a place to sleep!
Wanting to give him a slap, he glanced at a small notepad spread out on his lap with a few paragraphs of text written on it, like lyrics, so he leaned over to read it out of curiosity.
Pack your bags and leave early in the morning
You said you want to accompany me to wander the world
The night passing through the window is our lost time
The staggered breath under the window is the hope I wrote down
I'm exhausted when I return
When I go, my heart is towards the sun
you rise with the morning light
You all look like love
……
Lu Yuzhou was stunned for a while, then lowered his raised arms again. He looked at the already scorching sun outside the window, and his nose suddenly felt a little sore.
Although he knew that the lyrics had elements of creation, he was still touched by the loneliness, longing, and a little bit of joy in the lines.
It must have been difficult for him to come here all these years by himself.
Lu Yuzhou immediately didn't want to worry about why he didn't contact him anymore. Maybe it was a kind of abandonment for him when he left without saying goodbye.
"Senior," Wu Ye's voice was laziness from just waking up, resting his chin on his shoulder, looking out the window with him, "I want to drink soda, orange flavor."
Lu Yuzhou was emotionally withdrawn, and his love for Wu Ye still remained, and his tone was unconsciously doting: "It's in the car, I'll buy it for you when I get off."
Wu also pointed to the snack cart that just came over, "There are also potato chips and steamed buns."
Lu Yuzhou: "..."
Poor little meat, just buy it.
However, after buying soda, potato chips and steamed buns, this guy was so annoying to eat alone, he didn't even give him a bite!
"I'm afraid you're obsessed with cleanliness." Under Lu Yuzhou's accusing eyes, Wu Ye fed him a piece of potato chips, "If you think it's dirty, bite half of it."
Lu Yuzhou snatched away the whole piece and chewed it as if it was Wu Ye's face.
Wu also picked another piece for himself, and licked his finger after eating.
Lu Yuzhou: "..."
As soon as his throat dried up, the unfinished potato chips in his mouth turned into bombs on the spot, with a muffled bang, blasting him to charred outside and tender inside.
"Drink soda?" Wu also removed a milk straw for him.
Lu Yuzhou shook his head resolutely, thinking that he and Wu Ye drank the same bottle of soda, his throat started to burn again.
"I, I don't drink soda." He snatched the milk and the straw, and gulped down half of the bottle in one gulp.
Damn, why haven't we reached the station yet.
It was evening when we arrived at school, Lu Yuzhou had a pain in his butt, so he decided not to take it for granted to play the piano tonight, and asked Wu Ye to take the delicious food that his grandma packed for him before leaving for Brother Wei.
"You two came back together?" After a few days of absence, Boss Yu's face was painted, the corners of his eyes were black and small, and he didn't know which guy who hated the United States did it.
"Ah, together." Wu also put the food on the bar, "Grandma gave it."
Yu Wei looked at him suspiciously, "Is it for me or for that kid?"
Wu also didn't follow the lines given by Lu Yuzhou, "It's for you two."
This statement made Yu Wei quite speechless, if you said it was for him, he would be able to see through the lie in a second, and would sneer at the extra love of the eldest nephew.In this way, he sneered so tactfully that he might be a little moved.
Boss Yu curled his lips, opened the bag reluctantly, and complained: "Is it annoying? It's lion head and siu mai. They're all high in calories."
After changing hands, the kitchen was hot, and Wu also shared the food.
"This is the most delicious lion head I have ever eaten." Wu Ye said, "I don't know when I can eat it again next time."
Yu Wei grabs the last one, snorting and swallowing until nothing is left.
Taking it for granted, Wu also went to Uncle Wolf's musical instrument room.
"Hey, Boss Yu gave you the siu mai." He handed a box of siu mai to Lang Shuo.
Lang Shuo turned his face away, looked at the siu mai food box as if he had seen a ghost, "Have you been poisoned?"
"Pfft!" Wu also saw Lang Shuo's face, shaking with laughter.
The color on this face is even better, there are five paw prints, and it looks like a murderous hand.
"Why are you laughing!" Lang Shuo simply showed his face, "Did you see that fish with a rotten tail scratched it! He was the only one who gave me food? I seriously suspect that there is shit in it!"
"Hahaha..." Wu Ye laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe, "Why, why, you two... No, you can wear a mask, I want to laugh when I see it hahahaha!"
"Let's laugh at you again!" Lang Shuo lit a cigarette, his fingers trembling with anger, "I met him after drinking a little wine that day, and we started fighting."
"That's it?" Wu Ye didn't believe it, "Didn't you quarrel? Are you saying that you are fat again?"
Lang Shuo: "He still called me mad!"
Wu also said: "People are right."
"...Then he's really fat, look at his belly, it looks like it's been three months old."
"Since it's all true, why did you two fight like this?"
Lang Shuo: "..."
"Look, you're not the first to say that you're out of temper. Why are you making things difficult for others?"
Lang Shuo: "..."
"Boss Yu really gave it to you." Wu Ye opened the lunch box, and the aroma entered Lang Shuo's nose. He grunted, but he disliked it: "It's a sticky thing that people in the south love to eat."
"Look down on us southerners, don't eat shrimp dumplings in the future."
Lang Shuo angrily took away a siu mai and ate deliciously, "What did he say, why do I not believe that he has such good intentions?"
Wu Ye: "Oh, he said that neighbors should share weal and woe and grow together."
Lang Shuo took a big gulp, stared at the remaining siu mai for a while, took out his mobile phone and transferred 100 yuan to Wu Ye, "When you come over tomorrow, bring a piece of stinky tofu for the dead fish, and say that the world is a good neighbor. Smelly and fragrant."
Wu Ye: "..."
"What are you doing in a daze, collect money."
"No, it's Lao Lang like this." Wu Ye said apologetically, "My senior ordered me to practice the piano tomorrow, so I may not be able to come, why don't you send it by yourself?"
Lang Shuo buttoned his ears, suspecting that he was blind, this guy actually spends his time earning money to practice the piano?Which senior is so awesome?
Senior Niu Cha suffered from the aftereffects of taking the train, and his whole body ached when he fell asleep. He was lying on the bed half dead, not wanting to go to class.
The student Sun Zhi on the opposite side got up before six o'clock, holding a mobile phone, and Zhi Nan, who was diagonally opposite, got up before five o'clock. To four times, was carried by the bathroom steps twice, and hit the wall once.
They won't all be divorced, will they?
Lu Yuzhou felt that the living atmosphere in the dormitory was getting weird, and he wanted to change the dormitory!
"Lao Lu, I won't accompany you for dinner this morning." Zhi Zai stared at the phone without looking up.
"How do you talk to your ancestors?" Lu Yuzhou patted the bed rail.
"Report to the ancestors!" Sun Zhi raised his head to salute the army, "I will have dinner with Xiao Yu Xuemei in the morning, so I can't accompany the ancestors."
"Get lost." Lu Yuzhou rolled his eyes.
Sun Zhi: "Yes! Get out now!"
As he said that, he rolled off the bed, hummed a little porn song, and went to the toilet to pee.
Lu Yuzhou: "..."
"Yu Zhou," Qi Zhinan said apologetically, "I'm sorry, but I didn't help you find a suitable job as a piano tutor. Then what, I'll help you pay attention."
"It's okay," Lu Yuzhou didn't force, "You don't need to waste your time looking for me, I'm not in a hurry."
In fact, he was quite anxious, but he and Qi Zhinan couldn't be in a hurry. This kid wished he could be an ambassador for two days a day, and he was ashamed to waste his energy.
"Well, then I'm going to the piano room." Qi Zhinan walked away with his backpack, and tripped before going out.
"What's wrong with him?" After the door closed, Lu Yuzhou asked Sun Zhi.
"I didn't know, the only thing I can think about right now is Junior Yu."
The corner of Lu Yuzhou's mouth twitched, "It seems that he slept peacefully?"
"Look at how vulgar your thoughts are." Sun Zhi covered his chest with a beautiful face, "We are enjoying a sweet and pure relationship between lovers. It's a shame to lose your kidneys."
Lu Yuzhou: "..."
Cheap or not, this man!
"I'm leaving, Ancestor. Now I miss her for a minute, and I feel like crazy. It's been a whole night, and my heart is dying."
Student Sun Zhi took out a rose that he bought last night from the pen holder and put it in his mouth. He jumped to the door of the dormitory with ballet steps. When he opened the door, he bumped into the wall and broke the rose branch.
"Fuck, who is cultivating immortals at the gate early in the morning!"
"I'm looking for Senior Lu." Wu Ye leaned against the door with his arms crossed, winking at Lu Yuzhou, "I'm hungry Senior."
Haw!Rose fell to the ground on her face and fell into a broken flower and willow.
Sun Zhi looked at the guy at the door, and then at his ancestors, with question marks circling the earth in his heart.
"I have biscuits here, you eat some first, I'll wash your face." Lu Yuzhou climbed off the bed and said.
Haw!Sun Zhi's jaw plummeted to the soles of his feet.
"Excuse me, student Sun, let me go?" Wu Ye said.
"Oh, oh." Sun Zhi hadn't picked up his chin, and his feet were knotted again, and he almost hit the door frame. He held the door frame and rubbed his eyes, suspecting that he was deaf.
what's the situation?
Did Lao Lu owe someone money?
To let someone other than him look through his snack bag?
Old Lu, if you are kidnapped, just blink!
However, Lao Lu didn't look at him at all, he came out of the bathroom, wiped his face and took the biscuit from Wu Ye's hand.
Sun Zhi: "..."
Mom, Lu Yuzhou is crazy!
The author has something to say: Classmate Wu: Senior, I am hungry, I am hungry from the bottom of my heart, you can help me (crazy hint.jpg)
Lu Laoshi: Eat biscuits when you're hungry!
Student Wu: ...
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