primary school principal

Chapter 16

After Lu Yuzhou left the dressing room, he met two elementary school girls. The new girls didn't know that Senior Lu was not close to women, so they naively came to strike up a conversation.

"Senior Lu, would like to invite you to dinner with our freshman piano department students tonight?"

Lu Yuzhou never dined with girls, let alone did not know each other, and never had dinner with Yang Yi, so he politely refused, "Thank you, I have something to do tonight, so I won't go."

The school girl did not give up: "Then another day, when is it convenient for you, senior?"

These two were two of the freshmen's betting group. They managed to get ahead of the others and blocked Lu Yuzhou, and they didn't want to give up easily.Of course, the bet is small, and it's true to strike up a conversation. Who wouldn't want to make friends with a handsome and talented senior?

Lu Yuzhou was quite helpless. Every time he needed to express that he didn’t want to get in touch with girls too much, he felt that he was a different kind, especially if he couldn’t explain it positively, so he could only continue to maintain the good boy character, “Don’t get your hopes up, I have a lot of time to practice the piano , all meals are eaten in the piano room."

The disappointment of the two girls was visible to the naked eye.

However, after rejecting the two, there was another group, who came all the way from the dressing room to the door of the concert hall. The above sentence was explained seven or eight times, and Lu Yuzhou felt like a monk who had become a monk. He met the female benefactor. Just bow your head and chant Amitabha Buddha.

"Senior, aren't you too generous?" There are always people who can't be dismissed. At the door, I met a few schoolgirls who looked like reserve members of the second generation circle, and they pierced the skin of the senior monk without restraint, "No Scan the head office of WeChat after dinner, everyone has admired the name of the senior for a long time, and want to make friends, is it a bit unreasonable for you to refuse repeatedly?"

Wechat can be scanned, but Lu Yuzhou doesn't like moral kidnapping-style scanning, and he is not used to it. He opened his mouth to refuse, when a figure standing there in the shadow by the wall moved at some point, walked over and stood up to Lu Yuzhou and the school girl. Between them, they said very politely: "Senior, I want to bring 740, do you have time now?"

School girls: "..."

This classmate's routine is so deep!

Lu Yuzhou rubbed his nose and suppressed a smile, thinking that the junior who saved people from the fire and water is really a clever little boy, he pretended to nod, "Let's go, I'm going to the piano room."

Wu Ye's little follower: "I have delayed my senior's piano practice."

Ever since, the schoolgirls who couldn't get an appointment with the senior just watched him being abducted by the schoolboy.

"It's still like this... Why didn't I think of this way of striking up a conversation?"

"I don't know why, but I started to envy boys."

"Stop talking, I can't help but draw the little love hearts of friends."

"By the way, I'm the only one who is concerned that Student Wu didn't win 740?"

"Ah... this piano level actually came second?"

"Open, play, laugh, let's..."

Walking to the piano room building, Lu Yuzhou stopped, looked at the junior who followed behind as if he really wanted to ask for piano lessons, "Do you really want to practice the piano?"

Wu Ye put his hands in his pockets and nodded, with a frank face: "Ah, if the senior is not hungry."

Oh my head, it's just like the real thing. Today's orientation meeting is over, and the school has a holiday. The students are allowed to move around freely at night, and the lights are kept on all night. Now I've already gone out to find a place to eat. Hey, which idiot still comes to practice the piano.

Lu Yuzhou gave him a worried look, "Wait for me to treat you to dinner, don't be polite with seniors, what do you want to eat?"

"Hmm..." Wu Ye hesitated, and just when Lu Yuzhou thought he was thinking about what to eat, this guy said, "I'm really going to ask for piano lessons."

If this thing was worth it, Lu Yuzhou would have already slapped his head on the head, and he was annoyed: "Do you want to eat it or not?"

"It turns out that the senior wants to invite me to dinner so much." Wu Ye approached suddenly, sniffing in the dim light, and said word by word, "Then I have no choice but to give up my enthusiasm for learning, primary school principal." After that, he quickly stood up straight, probably realizing that he was going to be beaten, and ran away with a smile.

The senior who was sprayed with hot air felt inexplicably feeling that the weather was abnormally hot today: "..."

How did this shameless thing live so big without being beaten to death?

Lu Yuzhou chased him all the way to the small camphor forest at the school, leaning his arms on a tree and gasping for breath, suspecting that his brain was flooded, he ran with a bastard for a long time on an empty stomach, "You're running!"

Wu also stopped, leaning against a tree to express his aggrievedness, "Of course you are chasing me, I will run."

...Hey, I'll go, Lu Yuzhou can be regarded as being beaten up, "You ran away first, don't you know?"

Wu also spread his hands: "I'm afraid that the senior will be hungry, why don't you run and find a place to eat?"

Lu Yuzhou couldn't control the urge to take off his shoes, "If you are beaten to death someday, it must be because of your bad mouth."

"Well, isn't it because you killed him?" Wu Ye said while touching his chin.

"I...fuck." The three-foot little white shoes couldn't hold back any longer, and Lu Yuzhou took off one of them, aiming at the face that was so angry that he couldn't pay for his life, and threw it at him.

Wu also jumped up and caught the shoe like he was grabbing a ball, and dangled it in his hand, "Senior, how can you lose your shoe when you are angry? I don't know if this will be very passive. Call my good brother three times and I will return it to you."

Lu Yuzhou got angry, and turned around hopping on one foot, "You love me to death, I can hop back to the dormitory on one foot!"

"Hey, senior, I was wrong!" Classmate Wu, who was able to bend and stretch, caught up with Lu Yuzhou who was jumping on one leg, and squatted down to force him to stop, "How tiring jumping on one leg, I'd better put it on for you."

"Myself... well, it's fine." Lu Yuzhou couldn't resist his junior's hospitality, and helped his junior put on his shoes, "Excuse me, Xiao Yezi... hey, I can tie the shoelaces myself!"

"You call that tying shoelaces?" Wu Ye squatted on one leg, took out his other shoelace, and ruthlessly mocked Senior Lu's shoelace tying skills, "You call it finding an empty place to put it in. "

Lu Yuzhou rubbed his face sadly.

His shoelaces are very ugly, and usually just tie a knot and stuff it inside the shoe, giving people the illusion of being particularly straight.

"Okay," Wu also tied two shoelaces and stood up, "You can keep it like this for a week, come to me when you loosen it."

Lu Yuzhou looked down, quite satisfied, "Thank you."

"It's okay, just treat me to dinner."

"Damn you..." Lu Yuzhou was very happy.

The area of ​​the camphor forest is not small. Two people walked in the forest one after the other. In late autumn, the leaves were all over the ground, and they creaked when they stepped on the ground.

Lu Yuzhou doesn't come here often, he doesn't like it, and this place is a dating place for young couples at school, and he occasionally meets embarrassing ones.

"Sure enough, it's a place where sensual creatures gather." Wu was also walking in front, and on this great day when the whole school was out and about, he also met a couple who are you and me. Have you ever been emotional with this?"

"Aren't you worried that the senior is hungry now?" Lu Yuzhou was very embarrassed, he saw it when he saw it, and said with emotion, as if he was afraid that others would not come to silence him, "Fuck you so much, hurry up and leave."

"Isn't it because you're afraid that you'll get a stomachache from running on an empty stomach?" Wu Ye said.

"...you should change your name." Lu Yuzhou convinced, "It's always right...Wu is right."

Wu also thought about it and nodded, "Well, this name is strange."

Lu Yuzhou: "..."

There is a commercial center two stops away from the school. Lu Yuzhou originally wanted to go there to find a place to eat, but Wu Ye said to go to another place, so the two took a taxi, but they didn't arrive there in 10 minutes.

"I'm careless." Lu Yuzhou covered his face in the back seat and said.

"Huh? Are you afraid I'll sell you?" Wu Ye instructed the driver to turn right at the intersection ahead.

"Well, we don't know each other well, so I came to a strange place with you casually at night."

The driver was amused after listening to it, "Do you want help from the little classmates in the back? Our brother can also report to the police and do what's right."

Lu Yuzhou: "Call the police, uncle, this person is abducted."

The driver is happy.

The car stopped at the entrance of a small alley, and Wu Ye paid the fare and got out of the car first, and opened the door of the back seat, "Senior, hurry up if you want to call the police, the call inside is not working every day, and there is no place to cry when you regret it .”

Lu Yuzhou got out of the car and took a look. The small narrow alley was pitch black and filled with the dangerous atmosphere of Pansidong. "There is food in this place? Are you here for alms?"

"Yes, human flesh is on fire." Wu Ye finished scaring people, and walked into the small alley with a smile.

"..." The sentence of "Human flesh burning" brought back all kinds of ancient ghost movies in Lu Yuzhou's mind, and a chill came up from the soles of his feet, and he quickened his pace to follow.

There are holes in the alley, and as you walk, you will see a small three-story building, which is actually a hotel, with a few people sitting at the door.Going further, there were a few small restaurants scattered here and there, and Wu also entered one of them. There was a sign on the door saying "Yangji Donkey Meat Soup".

"Is it too nourishing to drink donkey meat soup at night?" Lu Yuzhou muttered subconsciously.

"Senior understands very well." Wu Ye glanced at him with a smile.

It took Lu Yuzhou two seconds to realize that what he said was not the same as what he said, and he rolled his eyes.

"Hey...a bowl of donkey broth at night, the Great Wall will never fall down at night!" Boss Yang beside the pot yelled in a long voice.

The guests drinking soup in the room immediately made a fuss: "You don't rhyme, it should be a bowl of donkey meat soup at night, so that the daughter-in-law can't get off the kang!"

With this sentence as a prelude, pornographic jokes flew around the room for a while, shocking Young Master Lu who had just entered the door.

Lu Yuzhou: "..."

What kind of magical place is this?

The store is not big, and there is no decoration. There are a few small wooden tables and a few small benches. There are two on the stove that can be as tall as a person. It looks like an old stainless steel barrel. It is almost the same color as the oily wall. The sanitary condition Worrying.

However, the unexpected aroma, whether it is the pure meat aroma gurgling in the pot, or the aroma mixed with chili oil in the bowl, is very craving.Lu Yuzhou had never tasted donkey meat soup before, and he was astonished as a heavenly man just by smelling it.

"Xiao Ye brought friends here, do you have any space left? If you don't have any space, go directly to my kang." Boss Yang and Wu Ye seemed to be very familiar, not like a guest, but like an old friend.

"What's the matter with me going to your kang?" Wu Ye replied with a smile, "If you want to go to the kang, find a beautiful woman."

"Fuck!" Boss Yang pointed at him with a soup ladle, he was so angry that he couldn't find words to curse, "This kid is really..."

"Hahaha..." The guests laughed so much that they spit soup.

Lu Yuzhou admired Wu Ye a lot, as if he could fit into any environment without any sense of disobedience.The temperament of this guy is very magical, youthful and sunny in school, unrestrained and unrestrained in the bar street, and full of quack air in small restaurants in corners.

Here in Huangdao Xiaoguan, the three religions and nine streams gather together, and he is like a wandering swordsman, passing by here by chance to rest and chat with all the people in the world.

"Sit here, kid, I'm done eating!" A man who looked like an old man in an alley stood up and waved to Wu Ye and Lu Yuzhou, holding a cattail fan in his hand to wipe the sweat off his forehead, " I have to go out to get some air and drink hot."

"Grandpa Zhang, please walk around twice more, don't accumulate food." Wu Ye watched the uncle go out, led Lu Yuzhou to sit on the vacant small table, and took out a piece of paper to help him wipe the stool.

"I'll do it myself." Lu Yuzhou was actually a little embarrassed to wipe it. Everyone here is informal, and he seemed to dislike others, but he couldn't sit down without cleaning it.

"Don't move, I wiped everything." Wu didn't let him take over. After wiping his, he wiped his own, took away the bowl that the uncle ate, and wiped the table, "Here, you don't have to cook it yourself except for the soup. , the rest is all on self-help, the spectrum is huge.”

Lu Yuzhou smiled, and immediately felt less awkward.

Boss Yang snorted, "I win with the soup here. To sell such an awesome soup, of course you must have a strong reputation."

"Then quickly fill me with two bowls of awesome donkey broth." Wu Ye was holding two empty bowls, waiting for Boss Yang to scoop up the soup as if he was going to the cafeteria.

After filling a bowl, Boss Yang came back to his senses and babbled, "Why do I sound like I'm swearing?"

Wu Ye: "Hurry up and pretend, a donkey broth seller is so sensitive."

"Hey! Can't the seller of donkey meat soup be more emotional? I still cry when I watch TV dramas. Do you have an opinion?" Boss Yang quickly chopped up the donkey meat, donkey liver, donkey blood, etc. and piled them into a bowl. "Your friends all want, green onion and coriander or something?"

"Donkey blood and donkey intestines are unnecessary, and coriander is also unnecessary." Wu Ye said, "Two pieces of scallion pancakes and sesame sauce pancakes."

Putting a tray full on the table, Lu Yuzhou wondered, "You know I don't eat coriander?"

"Guess, it's okay to put it in if you guess wrong." Wu Ye dug two tablespoons of chili oil and put it in his soup. "Actually, parsley is more flavorful than shallots. You can try it."

Lu Yuzhou really doesn't eat coriander, and he doesn't eat much animal offal, and it's okay for Wu to help him choose.

This person's ability to observe some subtle things is really nothing to say. That day, there was coriander in the wonton, so he didn't eat it. Even the value boy forgot and asked him to eat it. He was able to guess it and remember it in his heart.

He scooped a spoonful of chili oil and stirred it into the soup. It was red and very attractive. He took a sip full of anticipation, but he was speechless.

"Spicy?" Wu Ye wanted to laugh when he saw that his mouth was pursed and his seven orifices were about to smoke.

Lu Yuzhou couldn't bear it anymore, stuck out his tongue and fanned it with his hands, "You put two spoonfuls of it so spicy?"

Seeing that the chili peppers are very lively, I thought it was the kind of chili that is bright red but not spicy. Who knew that it lived up to its red appearance at all, and it was so hot that people would explode.

Wu Ye smiled, "Ah, two tablespoons are just right for me. I forgot to remind you that you can't put too much chili oil. The boss picks out the hot chili and saves ingredients."

Lu Yuzhou: "..."

How the hell can you do this?

Wu also took out a lollipop from his pocket and handed it to him, "Eat something sweet to relieve the spicy heat."

Lu Yuzhou quickly removed it and put it in his mouth, it took a while to cover the deadly spicy taste.

Boss Yang protested: "I just changed the chili peppers to make him afraid of eating them. This bastard used to be able to eat a can of chili peppers at a time. He is a beast!"

Lu Yuzhou almost burst out laughing.

This meal was unexpectedly comfortable, with hot soup, well-cooked meat, and delicious pancakes, with endless aftertaste.

Lu Yuzhou drank two bowls of soup and ate four pieces of cake. He felt that his stomach would explode after another bite, but he still wanted to eat it.

"You have to change your WeChat name." Wu Ye said, "One bowl is not enough, you need two bowls."

"...Damn?" Lu Yuzhou held his stomach and laughed, "Don't make me laugh, it's too uncomfortable to eat."

"It's okay, let's take a break before leaving. Anyway, I won't check the bed today." Wu also scanned the QR code on the table with his mobile phone.

"Huh? I agreed to invite you." Lu Yuzhou didn't stop him, and the other party paid.

"The agreement is to invite dinner, and you want to send me away with supper?" Wu Ye smiled and put the phone in his pocket, "Besides, the senior gave me a name, so I have to express my gratitude."

Give... a name?It took Lu Yuzhou a long time to realize that he had given someone a foreign name for Mr. Wu, and he couldn't help laughing.

The author has something to say: 740: Chenier etude.

Thanks to Lei Lei of Jiuli, it cost a lot!