primary school principal

Chapter 11 Writing Checks

During Mao's class in the morning, Lu Yuzhou and Sun Zhigou checked in the back row.

Sun Zhi found several inspection templates from the Internet. He was responsible for the excerpts, and Lu Yuzhou was responsible for the writing. The more he wrote, the more he felt something was wrong. Ji rest assured—why didn’t I rest assured? What kind of principled mistake—what does it have to do with principles? It also destroyed the good order of the school. Why didn’t you say that I bombed the school? Be vigilant, feel ashamed and forge ahead... Oh, I'm going, I can't read it!"

Sun Zhi suppressed his voice and persuaded: "It's disgusting, what are you afraid of, it's not for yourself."

"Then I can't just plead guilty blindly. I have to talk so much about a single sentence as soon as I arrive home late. Isn't this putting shit on my forehead?" Lu Yuzhou threw away the pen, quit, and love whoever he loves!

At this time, the screen of the phone turned on, and he glanced at it, and there were two WeChat messages.

Redundancy: Is it painful to write an examination, is your head bald, is you vomiting blood, and you want to pick someone up?

Redundant: Please return "1" for help, please return "2" for Do Not Disturb

Lu Yuzhou: "..."

What the hell?

A bowl of fish porridge: account hacking kills the whole family.

Yuyu immediately sent a video request, Lu Yuzhou looked at the teacher like a thief, poked Sun Zhi's elbow to cover him, and then connected the video.

"Hi~" The handsome face of a certain junior appeared on the screen, smiling and waving hello.

Hold!Lu Yuzhou clutched his phone and poked the screen several times in a panic as if he had been caught watching a pornographic film before turning off the video. He almost wanted to smash his face through the screen.

Neuropathy!Class hi sister!

Then it was redundant and repeated: please return "1" if you need help, and "2" if you do not disturb.

A bowl of fish porridge: Is there an option to kill the customer service?

Redundant: How to do it, give me a pose?

A bowl of fish porridge: ……………

Sun Zhi almost died laughing under the table, "My rival in love... is so fucking awesome."

Thanks to his unlucky junior, Lu Yuzhou ushered in the most embarrassing highlight moment in history.

In the early morning of the next day, the school radio station, which set up stations downstairs in the dormitory, the cafeteria and outside the concert hall, began to announce the names of students who criticized the students who did not return home at night, and it was broadcast on a rolling basis—there were not many names, just two people. .

"Fucking Lao Lu, who is going to punish you, is it necessary to roll the broadcast with such a big fanfare?" The two came out from the dormitory to the restaurant after eating, and the content of the broadcast outside was not changed. Sun Zhi complained: "This is a welcome Will this be the first meeting?"

Lu Yuzhou met all the monkey-like eyes from all walks of life, and said angrily, "How the hell would I know!"

□□ That's it □□, the key point is that the tone of the two of them as if they are doing something shameful is very unpleasant.

"It must have been done by Liang Dong's gang of crabs crossing the street." Sun Zhi saw that there were several second-generation circles in the radio station, and snorted, "Did you offend them that day?"

That idiot of Liang Dong, Lu Yuzhou turned over and scolded him all over in his heart. He was polite to him because of the acquaintance of the two families.

"Xiaobao, do you want to read the exam here?" An announcer called Lu Yuzhou, "It's okay to read early and early, and there will be more people watching."

Lu Yuzhou missed it, but the inspection was not in place yet.Yesterday Wu also expressed apologies for implicating him in writing the inspection, so he took the initiative to write it for him, but when he couldn't write it, he agreed.

"Old Lu, Wu also writes the examination is reliable, don't you play tricks on you?" Sun Zhi said: "Why don't we just read the copy that was copied yesterday, anyway, it's enough to make a mistake, and it doesn't matter what he recognizes. "

Just as he was talking, Wu Ye came out of the dormitory and sent a message to Lu Yuzhou.

Redundancy: Please meet and hug customer service for extraction and inspection.

A bowl of fish porridge: ...

A bowl of fish porridge: It's still a day to kill the customer service.

Redundancy: how to do it?

A bowl of fish porridge: do as you please.

Redundant: Hmm... that's not good, I'm not prepared to be killed, it's too sudden.

A bowl of fish porridge: ...

"Senior, do you want a hug or a hug?" Wu Ye stood in front of Lu Yuzhou holding the check.

Sun Zhi had a question mark on his face, "What hug?"

Lu Yuzhou rolled his eyes, and took the inspection away, "Thank you, a hug is not enough to express my gratitude to you, let me treat you to dinner."

Wu Ye: "Well, although...it's okay, from eating to making..."

"Shut up!" Lu Yuzhou snatched the check, turned and walked to the radio station.

Wu also followed with a smile.

Sun Zhi: "??"

Why can't I understand Chinese?

The inspection of Xiaobao Nian naturally attracted a large crowd of onlookers. The little fans would not let go of such embarrassing moments. They held up their mobile phones to take pictures and record videos, and they didn't know that someone was performing on stage.

Lu Yuzhou often performed on stage, and he was not afraid of crowds watching, but it was his first time to have an inspection in public, so he still felt a little uncomfortable.

The check was written on the staff paper, and when Lu Yuzhou read it along, he almost hummed into a song.

——Golden autumn sends cool fruits and fragrance, laughter and laughter are auspicious, my dearest teachers and classmates, how are you doing at the beginning of the new semester?I'm glad to be able to review my mistakes on a beautiful day like today...

Onlookers: "?"

Is this specially edited by the host?

Halfway through the reading, Lu Yuzhou felt that something was wrong. So far, the inspection has either praised the motherland and the school, or used poetry to describe the four seasons and the great rivers and mountains of the motherland. It has almost bottomed out and has not mentioned any mistakes, but it can only continue to read...

It was not until the last line that we finally got to the point:

——I shouldn’t have seen Bupingba’s mobile phone call to the police late at night. If I hadn’t seen Bupingba’s mobile phone call to the police station late at night to cooperate with the investigation, I would not have returned late. For this, I am deeply sorry and determined to never do it again .

Another: I am sorry for taking up public resources and wasting everyone's time.

"Good literary talent!" Someone in the crowd yelled, followed by thunderous applause.

When Lu Yuzhou walked out of the radio station, he felt that he should give a thank you to the scene.

"Fuck?" Sun Zhi was dumbfounded, "Fuck, I'm going to worship my rival in love, it's so fucking awesome, just this inspection made the counselor go crazy?"

"Tell you something even more awesome." Lu Yuzhou was amused when he thought of Wu Ye's "theory of heaven". He told Sun Zhi the exact words, and Sun Zhi laughed and cried on the spot.

"Oh, give me a piece of paper... No, I'm going to die from laughing!" Sun Zhi laughed until his nose burst into tears, "My God, I have to listen to how my love rival's inspection is written, I feel new. Surprises are waiting for me ahead."

When it was Wu Yenian's turn to check, the onlookers became quiet again. Thanks to Xiao Baojing's inspection just now, the onlookers gathered several more times.

——The counselor said that if she was not in the dormitory when the dormitory was checked, she would not return home at night. Then I was really wrong.Although I am deeply aware of my mistakes, I still want to offer a sincere opinion. I hope that the counselors can understand the psychological and physical needs of our college students. Return it...

Everyone: "???"

——I appeal to the teachers to give us more personal space and try to delay the check-in time as much as possible. I believe that proper physical relaxation can help improve learning efficiency and quality of life...

"Fuck me? Fuck me! Fuck me..." Sun Zhi had run out of words and could only use "fuck me" to express everything.

Lu Yuzhou supported his forehead. At this moment, he firmly believed that Student Wu would be the most awesome classmate he had ever seen in his life, including the rest of his life.

"Fuck, awesome!" The crowd shouted enthusiastically, whistles came and went, "Student Wu Ye is petitioning for the people, we firmly support it!"

"That's right, I miss my girlfriend every night, and I think something is wrong!"

"Hahaha……"

"It's reversed, it's reversed!" The freshman counselor did not know when he came, squeezed into the crowd with his hips on his hips, pointed at Wu Ye who was taking a curtain call, and screamed: "You! Give it to me! Get out of the office !"

"Huh?" Wu also pointed to his nose, "Teacher, did you call me?"

Counselor: "Don't tell me to call you a ghost!"

Wu also looked embarrassed: "Well, I'm sorry teacher, I think that with my current level of evolution, I may not be able to use the way of 'rolling' to go to your office in my lifetime."

counselor:"………………"

"Hahahahaha..."

The students present were laughing like crazy, like a group of geese whose necks were strangled, laughing and quacking.

"Fuck, I can't do it anymore, old Lu hahaha..." Sun Zhi laughed and knelt down, lying on the ground and performing the sworn ceremony with the one next to him who was pounding the ground.

Lu Yuzhou laughed until he burst into tears, and he stretched his legs for a long time without straightening up.

The counselor clutched his head for a long time and was breathless.

The author has something to say: A few months later, classmate Wu, who returned late with his wife, showed a chicken-juice smile.