primary school principal

Chapter 1 Crash

There are three days left in the summer vacation balance, and Lu Yuzhou's bank card balance is 20 yuan and [-] cents. In order not to beg for food in the first week of school, he has to earn some living expenses.

About ten kilometers away from the school, there is a bar street called Fen Lane. It sounds very crowded, but it is actually a very large-scale three-pronged street.The top brand in Fen Lane is "Take it for granted". It is an American music bar, just at the corner of Sancha Street, with two floor-to-ceiling glass walls, revealing rows of wine racks inside. The night sky is blue and fluorescent white lights, high-end It is also dreamy, a dream paradise for petty bourgeoisie.

This place only accepts office workers who work from 300 to [-]. There is a limit of [-] people per day, and the appointment number has been queued until the middle of the month.

At [-] o'clock in the evening, it is taken for granted that the bell is ringing on time for business. The small white-collar workers holding number plates at the door feel amnesty and consciously line up in three long lines, waiting for the doorman to check the number.

Lu Yuzhou flew to the door on his bicycle like a gust of wind, propped the bike on the side of the road, picked up a bag of duck necks, and strode through the door while the guests watched.

The young man was full of vigor, and the white shirt loosely tied around his waist fluttered slightly with his movements, leaving behind a faint scent of green grass and mint, like a ray of spring breeze scattered in the lazy lights and the faint scent of wine, attracting people queuing outside the door The girls looked straight up.

Lu Yuzhou walked into the bar with a backpack, put the duck neck in front of the boss like an offering, and smiled like a picture, "Brother Wei, do you miss me?"

"Hey, this is the weasel's New Year greetings for me." Boss Yu raised his phoenix eyes and gave him a sideways glance, "The young master looks a little downcast. Last time he paid tribute to a whole duck, this time there is only a neck left."

"Didn't you say that your neck betrays your age? I'm caring about you." Lu Yuzhou squeezed the boss into the high chair inside and sat down next to them. Come to see you, are you moved, Weiwei?"

Boss Yu rolled his eyes moved, "Get lost."

"Don't be like this, Ooyo~"

"Gun—get out."

"uncle."

"Why are you looking for me?"

"You also know my current situation," Lu Yuzhou put on disposable gloves, and personally fed a piece of duck neck to his uncle's mouth, "I'm poor. ——I want to ask for a living by borrowing precious land."

Boss Yu took the duck neck away, took 2000 yuan out of his pocket and slapped it on the table, "Good night."

Lu Yuzhou: "..."

Boss Yu's name is Yu Wei, and he is Lu Yuzhou's uncle. He is thirty-eight years old, and his beauty remains the same as before. The whole family didn't want to see him, but Lu Yuzhou, the eldest nephew, cared about him, and the two of them looked like brothers rather than nephews when they got together.

As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together, and these two people are not good-looking babies.

However, Lu Yuzhou's mother didn't want her son to become the same as his jerk brother, so Lu Yuzhou was explicitly forbidden to hang out with Yu Wei, especially not to come to the bar to perform and make money.The reason why the young master is so poor is that he came to the bar to play the piano last semester to earn extra money and was fined. He only had 1000 yuan left for his monthly living expenses to maintain food and clothing. He was sentenced to one year in prison, and he is still serving his sentence.

Yu Wei clicked his tongue: "My sister and brother-in-law are really willing to be punished for a year?" After that, the conversation changed, "Then don't come to trick me, last time you played the piano with me and suffered from tenosynovitis, your mother and my sister Go to my house, Baba told me for three hours, I have a psychological shadow, don't make an appointment."

"...It was just a coincidence that the exam week last time didn't it. I promise it won't happen this time. Look, I'm all dressed up on stage. Help me one more time. Don't save the poor." Lu Yuzhou cupped his hands His face was in front of his uncle, smiling like a flower.

He has a pair of peach blossom eyes, with pointed inner corners and slightly drooping eyes. He is very serious when he is not smiling, but when he bends his eyes, he turns into a pair of smiling eyes. He is very pleasing and has no temper when facing anyone.

It's a pity that Boss Yu didn't like this, he snorted noblely and coldly: "Don't discharge me, I don't match your 800 million claws," he said, and took out his mobile phone to transfer 3000 yuan, "Lack of money Find me, no need to talk about working."

Lu Yuzhou: "..."

Like most children who are forced to learn piano, Lu Yuzhou's piano study was based on his parents' ideals at first. His mother Yu Fan's lifetime piano dream was placed on the hands of her son. When he was 800 years old, he also took out an [-] million hand insurance for his son, and the three words with the highest frequency of occurrence in daily instructions were "protective hands".

People are tired of life, and Young Master Lu is tired of his hands. To him, these hands are equivalent to a pair of walking ancestors. They are neither hot nor cold, let alone hurt, and now even part-time jobs are discriminated against.

"Uncle, it's going to cost a lot for you to get used to me like this. I want to come every day, so you don't have to go bankrupt." Lu Yuzhou gave up the cuteness route and started fooling around. He collected 5000 yuan, and solemnly said to the boss who was twitching at the corner of his mouth. Said: "Although I am poor, I have dignity. I can't take your money for nothing. How about this? I will count my appearance fee of 1000 yuan a day. I will buy five and get two free. I will come to work for a week first. I will take all the responsibilities. I guarantee that my mother will not give up." I'll look for you, do you think it's okay? Yes, right."

Boss Yu had a toothache.

There is a dedicated pianist in the bar. She is a very temperamental girl who is well-known on the Internet. Many of the people who come to consume are here for her, but the girl recently took a long vacation and has not been here for several days.The absence of piano performances will affect the popularity of the bar, but it is not easy to find a temporary worker with good looks and piano skills, so it is better not to look for it than to make do.

Now a temporary worker with good looks and piano skills is delivered to the door. What a fucking test of the resistance of a boss who regards money as his life!

Boss Yu resisted tenaciously for half a minute, but finally he couldn't. He rubbed his face in despair, raised three fingers, pointed at the sky and said, "Three chapters of agreement."

Lu Yuzhou flicked his finger: "Appointment, appointment as you like."

Yu Wei wrung his fingers and said, "Firstly, don't suffer from tenosynovitis, secondly, don't injure your hands, and thirdly, don't injure your hands."

Lu Yuzhou: "Deal!"

At this time, the bar was full of people one after another, and the slow ballad singers on the stage played the little tunes on the acoustic guitar. The slow-paced nightlife was comfortable and comfortable.

There were a few white-collar workers around the bar, looking at the people on the stage, they seemed a little disappointed, "Hey, Boss Yu, isn't Xiaoya coming today?"

"He's not sure." Yu Wei said, "Will you come to see how Grandpa is feeling?"

"Oh—what a tormenting little elf."

Next to the performance stage was a round high platform, illuminated by light blue light, on which stood a black Steinway. This piano was used by Lu Yuzhou before, but was picked up by the old uncle.

The young man in a white shirt and black trousers slowly walked up to the bandstand, and there was a lot of discussion:

"Oh my god, isn't this the pretty piano guy I've been thinking about so much, he's actually come out of the rivers and lakes again!"

"It's worth it. I was disappointed that Xiao didn't come, but I didn't expect there to be a surprise!"

"But I want to see what he will do with Xiao Ye on the same stage."

"Satisfy you, one lick would be nice—of course, I would like to see it too."

Ono (also)?Lu Yuzhou thought in his heart that when did brother Wei dig up the baby, so popular?

There was a stack of "take it for granted music scores" on the piano, and he sat down and flipped through it. The composer of the first piece was "Xiao Ye".

What’s interesting about taking it for granted is that you must be original when playing music. All the songs sung here or the piano pieces you play are copyrighted. If you like a certain song, you can only come to the bar to listen to it.

Usually the songs that are more popular recently will be placed at the front, and this Comrade Xiaoye's song has been ranked in the top three, which can be said to be very awesome.

In order to come to the bar to perform, Lu Yuzhou also wrote a piano piece. His level of writing piano pieces can't be compared with professional ones, but he thinks it's reasonable, at least it's okay to play in bars.However, Lu Yuzhou would not show his timidity in front of the master at this time, so he temporarily changed his strategy and played classical music.

There will be some guests who are obsessed with classical music, so they can play classical music in addition to the original one. If the level of the performer happens to be high enough, it will be more popular.

The whole night wasn't just about playing the piano. In two or three hours, Lu Yuzhou played seven or eight pieces one after another, which was not difficult for him. Qualified wage earners.

Yu Wei snorted, "Don't brag, your school doesn't take exams recently, does it?"

"No exams. There is no pressure at the beginning of school now, so I won't be overworked." Lu Yuzhou was curious about Xiao Ye, so he asked, "That Xiao Ye, where did you dig the baby?"

Boss Yu immediately looked smug: "Cui Le, the guitarist of the band next door, Cong Liang, came to me to play slow ballads, and I asked you if you agree?" He put his arms around the shoulders of his eldest nephew to discuss, "Someday you two will be on the same stage. Do you want to double the appearance fee?"

As soon as Lu Yuzhou heard that the neighbor next door was not interested, the Livehouse next door played heavy metal, and he took it for granted that everything from the boss to the management style was a deadly enemy.Lu Yuzhou didn't have much trouble with the boss, but he didn't really appreciate the band he recruited who had no musical literacy and only pretended to be cool.

On the same stage?You can pull it down.

"It's over!" Lu Yuzhou looked at the time and hurriedly walked out, "It's almost ten o'clock, the door of the dormitory is about to close, lend me a ride on your eDonkey."

"Hey! You little money fanatic, think about it for three times, you can't do more." Yu Wei smiled and threw the key to him, "The brakes are not working, please pay attention."

"Okay, five times that's it. I'm leaving, Brother Wei, bye!" Lu Yuzhou stole a lot of money, got on the small e-donkey, and ran away amid Boss Yu's scolding of "Fuck you!"

The evening breeze in September brings a hint of coolness, and riding a small e-donkey around can blow away the heat of the summer.

During the whole summer vacation, Lu Yuzhou practiced piano at home almost, and he didn't have time to go out to let the wind go out, but the young master was suffocated, and the accelerator was opened to the limit, especially not fast enough, and he wished he could give birth to a pair of wings and take a lap in the sky.

People were coming and going in the triangle square, he dodged left and right and flew to the intersection, and was about to turn right onto the avenue, when suddenly a locomotive whizzed by, and the huge roar resounded through the sky like thunder.

In order to create an atmosphere, the headlights were not turned on in this film, and there were only some decorative light sources. Lu Yuzhou happened to be located in a dim place. The owner of the car probably didn't notice anyone here, and rushed over directly.

I don't know if this locomotive is ejected from a rocket engine. Its speed is comparable to flying to the moon, and it flew in front of you in the blink of an eye. Lu Yuzhou couldn't avoid it, and pulled the brakes urgently. What kind of disease, it broke with a pull!

Fuck!

The fear of extinction stimulated Lu Yuzhou's potential, and he didn't know how he jumped up. When he realized it, he had already jumped off the car and landed on the ground.At the same time, the locomotive braked at a close distance at the millimeter level, barely stopping at a step away, and the abandoned little eDonkey slammed into the locomotive in a suicidal manner by its inertia.

With a "bang" impact, the world became strangely quiet.

Boss Yu’s aesthetics are a bit coquettish, he bought a coquettish pink eDonkey, and was complained about by Lu Yuzhou many times, but when he threw himself into the arms of a scooter that looked [-] times more coquettish than it was , actually looks kind of cute.

"My ancestor, are you okay!" Yu Wei heard the voice and hurried over, first saw his beloved little pink ancestor smashed the big eye lamp, and then saw his nephew hanging beside the creditor ancestor who was dripping blood, breathed a sigh of relief Did not come up, almost left this beautiful world on the spot.

This voice startled the "ancestor", and Lu Yuzhou, who was still in shock, felt pain after a while. He lowered his head and saw that a large piece of skin had been rubbed off the back of his hand at some point, and blood slowly seeped out from the wound. It fell to the ground along the fingers.

Fuck... Lu Yuzhou's eyes went dark, and his blood froze from the shock just now. He was really afraid of something!

"How wonderful it is for you to buy an airplane to fly in the sky!" He glared at the owner of the locomotive angrily.

The young master never scolds people with dirty words. Of course, it does not affect the essence of hurting people. In his old uncle's words, listening to him scolding people is a waste of brain cells.

The owner of the locomotive didn't know if he heard it or not, so he replied casually, "Huh? You have a good idea. I will buy one when I make money."

Lu Yuzhou choked, and said to himself: Is this person sick?

This "patient" is a little out of the ordinary way. He rides a motorcycle without a helmet, and his long bangs are blown out like Nezha. He has big pants, a wide T-shirt, and flip-flops on his feet. , two shocking bruises on his arm, his right palm was wrapped with a bandage, and there was faint blood oozing out. He didn't look like a person on the right path.

With his long legs on the ground, he casually grabbed his long bangs, revealing a pair of eyes that looked like he had just woken up, with a smile on his face, and the tip of his tongue carelessly moved the lollipop in his mouth from the right to the right. On the left, he opened his mouth bulgingly: "I'm sorry just now, is it all right, kid, can I take you to the hospital?"

kid?

For young people under the age of 20, it doesn't matter whether others call them uncles or children, they all belong to the short age. In Lu Yuzhou's case, being called an uncle can be tolerated and a child can't bear it, so this speeding youth was instantly classified as "" Fuck you, uncle" kind of thing.

"It's over, it's over, it's over, it's Liao..." Yu Wei saw the horrific appearance of "ancestor", his internal organs were throbbing collectively, like a bastard-if his sister knows this, he can live in his house for a week! "Zhou, uncle, it's better to spend money to buy cleansing, let's not come here in the future, okay?"

"Shut up." Lu Yuzhou rolled his eyes at the old man, "Your brakes don't work? Why don't they work!"

"Short oil, is it?" Yu Wei rubbed his fingers on his cheeks, as if he was not sure, "It didn't work well yesterday."

Lu Yuzhou: "..."

Wu Ye helped up the disfigured little eDonkey, checked the brakes, "The brakes were cut off."

"..." Yu Wei immediately raised his head, glared angrily at "No. 16 Fen Lane" next door, pinched his waist and gave a mouthful, "What did I say, sir, I just poked your tires!"

Lu Yuzhou: "..."

Wu Ye: "..."

It's so damn good, Lu Yuzhou is now beginning to suspect that he and Yu Dawei are not compatible, thinking that he must bring some evil spirit accessories when he comes back next time.He casually wiped the blood off his hands with a paper towel, pushed aside the bicycle on the side of the road, and waved to the old uncle: "I'm leaving Brother Wei."

"What kind of bicycle are you riding, ancestor, take a taxi and go to the hospital to treat the wound and then go back. If you get infected, your mother can chop me up!" Yu Wei shouted from behind, but the rebellious "child" was the most impatient parent Mother-in-law and mother-in-law ignored his proposal with their windy backs.

"What a bear, I'm so mad at you." Yu Wei turned to help his little fan, only to find that Wu Ye was covered with paint, "Damn it, what are you... doing?"

"It's okay, I had some conflicts with my friends." Wu Ye parked the car at the entrance of the road, biting the candy and said indifferently, "I didn't realize that you have such a big nephew?"

"I'm almost forty, well, it's normal to have such an older son." Yu Wei said as if remembering something: "By the way, don't you also have a C sound? My eldest nephew is one level higher than you, and his name is Lu Yuzhou. Hey, You two alumni!"

Wu Ye froze, "Yu Zhou?"

"Ah, Yu Zhou with me, Yu Zhou and that Yu Zhou."

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