Panda's Postmodern Life

Chapter 20 Extra Story: Once upon a time there was such a little panda

Once upon a time, there was a little panda that grew up in a very deep mountain. The mountain was really deep, and the winding mountain road could never be seen at a glance. It heard from its mother that it was outside the mountain. There lived a thing called people, they walked on two feet, they were smart, they were dangerous, and red pandas were curious.

The little panda was born fat, and when the panda father held it, he couldn't help but say something really heavy, so the little panda was called Ah Chen.

The little panda was actually very satisfied with the name, because it thought that being called Ah Chen would sound much better than being called Da Mao Tuan Tuan Yuan Yuan Ah Fu and other strange names.

The little panda loves to be clean. Every time after dinner, before going to bed, it will take a bath in the small pool by the back mountain. Of course, for the furry panda, if it suddenly jumps into the water and becomes wet The dumpling is very uncomfortable, so it squats by the small pool every time, dips its paws in the water a little bit, and cleans it along its short hair.

One day, after the little panda ate a big piece of bamboo, he rubbed his stomach and crawled to the side of the small pool by himself. In the bright moonlight, the clear water of the pool wiped his body bit by bit.

It was wiping seriously when it suddenly heard footsteps. This sound was very strange, not like other pandas in the mountains, nor like those little monkeys and big bobcats. The little panda was a little strange, so he stopped wiping. Instead, he turned his head and looked in the direction of the sound, only to see two... people standing faintly in the woods not far away?

The little panda tilted its head.

Those two people walked closer, one of them was much taller, the other looked very young, dressed in purple and red robe, and his long black hair was not tied up but was let loose on his shoulders.

The tall man said: "Feng Yan, I know you are not reconciled, but Ming Jin is gone... What's the point of you fighting the Emperor of Heaven like this?"

God?Bong Yeon?Mingjin?The little panda is seriously thinking about these weird names, it's really hard to remember, it's not as easy to remember as Da Mao Tuan Tuan Yuan Yuan Ah Fu.

Feng Yan said coldly: "It has nothing to do with you."

The tall man said angrily: "Okay, okay, it has nothing to do with me, now you are deposed by the emperor of heaven and relegated to this ghostly place, I have nothing to do with it!"

The little panda was full of displeasure and thought to himself that you are not shitting, what's wrong with the green water and green mountains here?

Feng Yan also said: "The mountains and rivers here are beautiful and clean."

The tall man glared at him, turned around and left, but after walking a few steps, he turned back and said earnestly, "I said, "I want you to be a great immortal, so you can tell the Emperor of Heaven to let you go back. You say you have the body of an ancient golden fairy." Why don't you have to torment yourself because of a little peony fairy?"

Feng Yan was silent for a while, and said: "I don't know where the love started, but it goes deeper and deeper."

The tall man said: "I really don't understand you. It's fine for her to become this kind of virtue. I have given up so much cultivation and my body has become smaller. If those guys from Yuanfeng see it, point out How can I laugh at you."

Feng Yan said: "They laugh at them, it has nothing to do with me."

The tall man sighed: "You are really open-minded. You mean, how long are you going to stay here? One year? 100 years? Or 1000 years and 1 years?"

Feng Yan said: "I don't know."

The tall man said: "If it wasn't for being friends with you for so many years, I would really be too lazy to care about you!"

Feng Yan raised his eyes, his dark pupils were like cold stars in the sky: "Thank you, Zhu Qing."

Zhu Qing?The little panda took a sneak look at the tall man, who smiled embarrassedly: "What are you talking about, thank you or not? How ugly. How about I come to your place for a drink some other day? You don't like Bi Dan's family the most. Shenxian brewing? How about I bring a few jars over next time?"

Feng Yan still said expressionlessly: "Okay."

Zhu Qing rolled his eyes, and found that the place was very empty, and said in a deep voice, "There's not even a place to live here, how can we spend the night?"

Feng Yan said: "People who cultivate the Tao pay attention to what to do."

Zhu Qing said helplessly: "I know you are highly talented and smart, but now you are just a mortal body, how can you be so brave?"

Feng Yan's dark eyebrows frowned slightly: "I heard that even mortals would seek a clean and undisturbed mountain forest to practice and live in seclusion. Could it be that they can't live a life? I'm punished for staying here, but the God of Heaven didn't bind me My hands and feet don't limit my freedom, and I'm not so incompetent that I can't find a place to stay."

Zhu Qing said: "Okay, okay, are you the best? I'll go back to see Yaoyao first, and I'll cry and make noise again without her."

Feng Yan gave a rare smile: "The third princess really likes you very much."

Zhu Qing blushed: "What do you like or not? It's just a girl's joke. Don't be brave. If you can't stand it anymore, you can burn this paper talisman. If you burn it, no matter how far away you are, they will come to look for it. your."

Feng Yan accepted the paper talisman from Zhu Qing, nodded, a few strands of jet-black hair fell on his smooth and beautiful forehead, seeing that Zhu Qing's breath was stagnant, he immediately turned his head and said that there will be a period of time after the next sentence, as if it would fly away Ran.

After Zhu Qing left, Feng Yan suddenly turned around and looked in the direction of the little panda. When the little panda saw that face that was brighter than the moonlight, it was startled suddenly, and a small heart started beating wildly. Nervously, the whole small body moved back a little bit, but he didn't step on it firmly, and fell into the water with a plop.

Oh no.

The little panda was gurgling and spitting blisters, the fur on its body was completely wet by the water, and the whole bear's body could not stop sinking.

Was he going to be drowned?

The little panda desperately slid its short and fat limbs, trying to grab a water plant in front of it, but felt that its vision became more and more blurred, just when it was desperately thinking that it was going to be the only panda in the mountain who died from taking a bath Suddenly, I felt light all over my body, and the water flowing beside me instantly disappeared, replaced by dry, refreshing and fresh air.

The little panda's black eyes opened a crack, and saw the face as beautiful as the moon.The other party pinched its arms with both hands and raised it high, looking at it with cold and silent eyes.

The wind blew over, and the wet little panda shook involuntarily. Feng Yan looked at it, and suddenly lifted up his clothes, and wiped the little panda dry with the soft cloth on his shirt.

When the white and clean cloth touched the little panda's fat and short waist, the little panda screamed involuntarily, and Feng Yan looked at the dancing and struggling little panda and couldn't help but say: "Don't move."

The little panda immediately became quiet.

Feng Yan said: "Why did you spy on us just now?"

You just peeked!The little panda pursed its lips unhappily, Feng Yan frowned, pinched its waist with his long fingers, and immediately the little panda couldn't help crying again.

It hummed for a long time and suddenly realized that it couldn't speak human words, so it had to pretend that it didn't understand and turned its head, only to hear Feng Yan above his head say: "So, even though you have gained some spiritual wisdom, you are just a... ...bear...that's all."

When Feng Yan said the bear, there was a pause in his tone, and he didn't see it clearly just now, but at this time, under the bright moonlight, he naturally saw that the small and soft little fat ball in his hand was a strange bear, and it was hard to say that it was a black bear. It was still a white bear, and the little panda was a little unhappy when Feng Yan said that he was a bear. How could it be a stupid looking bear when it is obviously a beautiful panda?