Otherworldly Lord

Chapter 1

Song Mo is a military fanatic, and a gaming geek who can't cook anymore.

After playing online games for four years, the words I heard the most were: "Brother, are you my brother?"

"Yes."

"Then why did you shoot me black?!"

"Slippage for a while."

"I'm 343? %!"

Omit some curse words.

Either: "Brother, are you sure you are my brother?"

"of course."

"Well, you go and join the hostile forces!"

"Why?! I am determined not to be a zongzi!"

"Who asked you to be a zongzi? You join them, we are sure to win!"

"..."

Song Mo raised the machete in his hand and peeled off the last layer of blood from the ex-brother.

"Why cut me?!"

"Didn't you let me join the hostile forces? If you don't kill me, who will you kill?"

"I'm ERew4rt!"

Omit some curse words.

Hacking his ex-brother to death, Song Mo was hacked to death by his ex-brother's brother without any accident. He smashed the mouse and knocked over the coke can placed next to the keyboard. The coke spilled on the keyboard, and crackling sparks burst out instantly. Song Mo was startled, and wanted to stand up, but his hand seemed to be sucked to the keyboard, and sparks and electric current shot directly into his body along his fingertips.

Song Mo's hair stood on end, even his eyebrows stood up. There was only one thought in his mind: My life is over!

When she was lamenting that she was about to become the son-in-law of Hades before she lost her virginity, the sparks and electric current on the keyboard suddenly disappeared.

Song Mo froze for a moment, raised his hands, touched his head, hair like steel wire, touched his eyebrows, two rows of brushes, pinched his thigh, it hurts!

he is not dead? !

Just as he was about to cheer, his head suddenly felt like a needle prick. Countless lines and numbers were scrolling rapidly in his mind, and the sweat soaked Song Mo's T-shirt in an instant.

Song Mo quickly gave himself a mouth, this is definitely an illusion after being shocked by the electric shock!

After a while, the data in his mind gradually formed clear pictures, and Song Mo could tell that these were all weapon drawings and photos collected by himself and stored in the computer.

How is this going?

Song Mo shook his head, eyes were a little dark, the soles of his feet slipped, and with a bang, his face hit the computer screen directly, nosebleeds splattered everywhere...

The sudden electric current and sparks instantly surrounded his whole head, Song Mo thought, this time, he must die if he doesn't die...

The next day's XX morning newspaper published such a news: A man committed suicide by hitting a computer screen at home!

If Song Mo could still read this newspaper, he would definitely raise his middle finger, your sister committed suicide!

But he is dead now, so he can only be killed obediently.

Woohoo.

June [-], Guangming Continent Era

The Kingdom of Anris had just ended its war with the Kingdom of Chisa, and nearly one-third of the country was swallowed up by whales. As King Julian sat on the throne and beat his chest, he cursed those guys in the Kingdom of Qisa as bastards. At that time, a terrible thing happened in the territory of the Greenland family on the northwest border of Anlis. The owner of the territory, Song Mo Greenland, was struck by a bolt of lightning in broad daylight!

The follower's first reaction was not to save the smoking lord, but raised his head, looked at the cloudless sky, and dropped his jaw to the ground.Although the lord is not a good person, he didn't do anything bad. How could he be struck by lightning on a sunny day...

What is even more surprising is that the lord did not die after being hacked like this!

This is amazing!

Gossip ignited in the hearts of the citizens of Greenland, and the lord's castle gathered all the curious eyes of the territory.

But the center of the incident, Song Mo Grillian, woke up and stared blankly at the doctors and housekeepers around the bed. After understanding where he was, who he was, and what happened, Song Mo blinked. Blinking, smacking his mouth, he rolled his eyes crisply, and fainted.

Before I fainted, I was still thinking, did he make a profit or a loss?earned it...

A day later, the lord woke up again from his coma, and everyone in the lord's mansion breathed a sigh of relief.

Lying on the bed, Song Mo curled his lips as he looked at the doctor who was being praised by the housekeeper.He just woke up from starvation.After licking his dry lips, Song Mo interrupted the butler's compliments on the doctor: "Butler, I'm hungry."

The Lord's word is an order!

The loyal butler Old John, who had served the Gerryland family for generations, immediately threw aside the doctor who had just been praised, bowed to Song Mo, and exited the room to give the leader Luo breakfast.

The doctor, George, pushed the monocle on the bridge of his nose. Upholding his professionalism, he checked Song Mo again and left happily after making sure that there was nothing wrong with the lord.

As for the news that Song Mo was turned into coke by lightning, but recovered miraculously two days later, the news spread to every corner of Gerryland's territory as the doctor George walked out of the lord's mansion.

All the citizens expressed awe at the lord's miraculous turnaround. The men in the family stroked their beards and slapped the table to make a decision. Since the lord can't die even if he is struck by lightning, he can't evade taxes this year. Just pay as much as you need.

As a citizen under the rule of the Greenland family, tax evasion has become a tradition. Even if you can't escape the full amount, you can escape a little bit.It's not that these people are greedy by nature, it's that the people living in the Greenland territory, from the lords to the citizens, are all paupers!

If the economic development and living standards of the Kingdom of Angris were to be used as a standard, all the people in the Gerryland Territory lived below the state of abject poverty.

So, when Song Mo saw a piece of black bread on a delicate silver plate, he was dumbfounded.

He raised his head to look at the butler who was respectfully standing aside, and the maid behind the butler. Even though the pair of little white rabbits on the red-haired girl's chest were about to emerge, they couldn't attract Song Mo's attention at the moment.

He was just struck by lightning, okay?

Survive a catastrophe, okay?

Not to mention some bird's nest ginseng, just give him a piece of black bread with warm water? !Even on a silver platter, it's black bread!Oh no, there was a piece of bacon the length of your thumb, some carrots, and a piece of lettuce on the plate.

Is this the breakfast of a lord? !

Isn't it too badass?

"My lord, is it not to your taste?" The butler looked at Song Mo strangely, saw that he just stared at the plate blankly for a while, then raised his head and glared at himself, and instantly understood, "This is my fault." !Because you just recovered from a serious illness, I added a piece of bacon and a piece of lettuce to you without authorization, and this kind of thing will never happen in the future! The lord’s frugal spirit really makes me ashamed!"

Thrift your sister!

Song Mo seriously doubted that the guy who was struck to death by lightning was definitely more Grandet than Grandet. Otherwise, a dignified lord would only have a piece of black bread and a piece of carrot for breakfast?Is he masochistic?

The butler looked worriedly at Song Mo pressing back the veins on his forehead, and sighed silently. Presumably the lord is also sad, right?The glorious Gerryland family has declined to what it is today. Before four generations of kings, Gerryland, which was still the capital of Anris, can only retreat in the barren territory of the northwest border. As the leader of the family Your lord, how could you not be sad?

So, the butler, who was sad for the lord's sorrow, resolutely picked up the bacon and lettuce from the silver plate in front of Song Mo, put them on the silver plate held by the maid, and said to Song Mo: "My lord, I have Corrected the mistake, please have a meal."

Correct your sister!

Song Mo looked at the dinner plate with only black bread and carrots left, and the veins that had just been pushed down burst out again.

That morning, the people working in the lord's mansion heard the roar from the lord's bedroom and the butler's excuse. Everyone was relieved. It seemed that the lord was indeed all right.

Although Song Mo Griland has always been a mediocre lord, he is the only male and heir of the generation of the Griland family. If something happens to Song Mo, the Kingdom of Anglis will take back this territory according to the law.Although the place is very barren, for King Julian who has just lost a large piece of territory, no matter how thin the mosquito legs are, they are still meat!The country has just lost a battle, the treasury is empty, and the tax burden of the territory will definitely increase by a few percent!The new lord will not turn a blind eye to the tax evasion of the people like Song Mo Grillan, and he will not have the courage to say to the officials of the kingdom, "The Gerryland family is a poor man, and the people here are poor. They are also a group of poor people. If you want money, you will die!"

These were the words of Song Mo Grillan's father, and the old Grillan engraved these words on a stone tablet and placed them on the main road connecting the territory and the kingdom.Unlike the old Greland, Song Mo still squeezed out a little money to pay the kingdom's tax collectors as fare.For the rest, don't even think about it.

Lao Tzu didn't pay a penny, and his son gave out a few silver coins, which is considered unfilial, and dare to pay the full amount of tax?That is a great disobedience!

Therefore, there is absolutely a basis for tax evasion and tax evasion by the citizens in the territory of Greenland. The so-called top beam is not upright and the bottom beam is crooked, and the lords will not pay taxes.

Therefore, the Territory of Gerryland is well-known in the entire Kingdom of Anris, and here are a group of troublemakers who ignore the laws of the kingdom!From the lord to the people, not a single one is missed!

But King Julian has nothing to do with them. Regardless of the poverty here, maybe it is because of poverty. In order to survive, the men and women here have developed extremely strong bodies and sturdy personalities. They go up the mountain to catch birds and go down to the river to fish. , Not long ago, a 12-year-old girl caught a half-arm-long piranha in the river, and she was awarded by Song Mo Grillan!Of course, half of that fish was sent to the Lord's Mansion.It can be seen that this is a hard stubble, and if old Julian wants to take it down, he must have the consciousness to knock out a front tooth!

Therefore, the citizens of Greenland continued to evade taxes with peace of mind under the wise leadership of Song Mo Greenland, violating the laws of the kingdom, and King Julian could only ignore it.

When an accident happened to Song Mo Gerryland, the citizens were not only curious, but also very worried.In case the lord is really lost, how can they evade taxes in the future?

The news of Song Mo Grillan waking up gave everyone a shot in the arm. For the happiness of the people, Lord Lord, you should continue to live!In order to celebrate the lord's recovery, the citizens decided that they must pay taxes this year!Not one less!

Song Mo didn't know the decision of the citizens. He was opening his mouth wide at the moment, listening to the steward report to him about the financial problems of the lord's mansion in tears.When he learned that there were only three gold coins left in his small coffers, and that it was a miracle that he could eat black bread and carrots for three meals a day, he fainted gorgeously again.

I thought a pie fell from the sky, but the pie hit my head, only to find out that there is a steel plate inside!

Dressed as a lord, I thought I would finally become a nobleman, but I found out that the lord is a pauper who is so poor that his pants are so poor!

Song Mo raised his middle finger towards the sky, and if conditions permit, he would also raise his toes together!

Cross your sister!