Math professor returns to routine

Chapter 522 Two Strong and Two Weak

"Old Gong, how tall are you?"

"1.86 meters tall."

"weight?"

"One hundred and three."

"You're 186cm tall and weigh about the same as me who's 176cm?" Zhang Zhichuang laughed twice. "You really are a bamboo pole!"

"Shark Arm!"

"Liao Bi, how tall are you?"

Bi Yangde twitched the corner of his mouth. "Can we not discuss this topic?"

"No way, everyone's been open and honest, why are you the only one being treated differently?"

"One meter sixty-eight."

"Hahahaha! Shorty!"

"I'll put your mouth shut!"

There's a lot of playful fighting here, while everything is quiet over there.

Lu You looked down at the message Tang Wan had sent, pondering the true thoughts it contained.

[My beloved wife: Husband, if I were a pig, would you still love me?]

First, break down the statement to identify the key points.

The first two characters are a nickname with no real meaning and can be ignored.

The key points are in the last two paragraphs: "If I were a pig" and "Would you still love me?"

Based on his understanding of Tang Wan, Lu You made a judgment and answered the question directly. It might not be wrong, but it was definitely incorrect.

When a woman wants to confirm a man's love for her, she usually only asks one question.

Do you love me?

Instead of adding unnecessary details or preconditions that are detrimental to oneself.

Once it's added, something must have happened to cause the preconditions to appear.

Based on this, the premise "If I were a pig" is analyzed and refined.

Without a doubt, the key word is "pig".

What are the characteristics of pigs?

Dirty, lazy, and fat.

Is Tang Wan dirty?

the answer is negative.

Whether in body, mind, past, or family, Tang Wan was utterly pure. Aside from her slightly tainted thoughts, she was completely devoid of any vulgarity.

Is Tang Wan lazy?

A little bit, but not much.

She usually loves to sleep in, but she can also get up when it's time to get up. She can do her job on time and doesn't procrastinate.

Needless to say, in terms of academics, a lazy person cannot possibly get into a top university in the capital based on their own abilities, let alone maintain top grades.

Eliminate all options, and what remains is the correct answer.

Tang Wan felt she was fat.

Why would someone have this idea?

Given the current context, the cause of the incident is obvious.

Tang Wan weighed herself, and the number exceeded her expectations.

Once you know the reason, the subsequent solutions will naturally follow.

[Husband: Honey, how could you be a pig?]

Husband: You're at best a slightly chubby sphinx.

Lu You also attached a photo.

【My beloved concubine: _】

[My beloved concubine: Is your penis itchy?]

[My beloved concubine: You just wait!]

[My beloved concubine: Tonight I'll drain you dry!]

"Classmate, classmate!"

The call brought Lu You back to her senses.

"It's your turn to have your lung capacity measured."

"Sorry, I just got distracted."

Lu You returned an apologetic smile, put away her phone, and handed over her student ID.

The boy in charge of operating the spirometer took the student ID, beeped it, and then returned it to Lu You.

"Take the mouthpiece from the bag; the ones in the bucket are used ones, so don't take the wrong one."

"Ok."

Lu You took out a mouthpiece from the bag. Under the light, it appeared translucent milky white, felt slightly cool and hard, and had a faint smell of alcohol.

Connect the mouthpiece to the tube, take a deep breath, press it tightly against your lips, and exhale forcefully until you have no air left.

Lu You took off the mouthpiece, threw it into the bucket, and looked at the boy.

The boy smiled and replied, "6500, that's a very high number. Should we test it again?"

"No need, this is fine."

For someone who maintains aerobic exercise routine over a long period, the number 6500 is not surprising.

If he could warm up properly, Lu You conservatively estimated that he could raise his score by at least 500.

After Lu You, it was Bi Yangde's turn to take the stage.

Put on the mouthpiece, take a deep breath, and exhale steadily.

The final value is 6400.

Looking at the numbers alone, Bi Yangde is not as good as Lu You, but considering the difference in their physiques, Bi Yangde's 6400 is obviously more valuable.

"It's your father's turn! He'll show you the power of a father!"

The third one is Zhang Zhichuang, who has the same preparatory movements: inhaling and exhaling.

"3200, want to try again?" the boy asked with a smile.

"Come on! I made a mistake just now, I didn't take enough breath. This time, I'm going to use all my strength!"

"please."

Zhang Zhichuang rolled up his sleeves, put on a new mouthpiece, took a deep breath, and blew hard.

As mentioned, Zhang Zhichuang did indeed exert all his strength, and his face turned red.

After a while.

Zhang Zhichuang released the mouthpiece, took a deep breath, and asked hurriedly, "How...how much?"

"Let me check." Bi Yangde craned his neck, saw the data on the instrument, and his eyes widened. He clapped his hands and laughed, "Strong, too strong! The combat power is an astonishing 2900!"

Zhang Zhichuang's expression changed drastically. "Impossible! You're lying to me!"

"If you don't believe me, see for yourself." Bi Yangde stepped back to make room.

Zhang Zhichuang stepped forward and took a look, then staggered two steps, his face full of shock and disbelief.

"Impossible! My lung capacity was 5000 when I was in high school, there's no reason it should drop so much in college. It's the machine, the machine must be broken!"

"I believe it, what about you?"

Bi Yangde looked at Lu You.

"I believe it now."

Since each person only has two chances to be measured, Zhang Zhichuang had no choice but to accept the fact that his lung capacity was 2900.

Why not 3200?

Because the mechanism takes the latest data, rather than taking the highest value twice.

Gong Qing was the last to be tested. He was more self-aware than Zhang Zhichuang, and he boasted that he scored 2500 points before leaving happily.

With limited physical fitness and a lack of regular exercise, it's impossible to increase lung capacity significantly.

From this point on, only one exercise remains in the indoor section: seated forward bend.

The four people lined up according to the rules.

After the people in front of them finished, Lu You and Bi Yangde took off their shoes and sat on the two machines, one on the left and one on the right.

The two men stepped on the pedals with their legs straight.

Upon hearing the instruction, the two bent over simultaneously, extended their hands forward, touched the barrier with their fingertips, pushed it away, held it at the limit for three seconds, and then released their force.

Lu You's score was 25.8cm, while Bi Yangde's score was slightly lower at 25.6cm.

"Are you two even human?"

Zhang Zhichuang's pupils dilated in shock. It was the first time he had ever seen someone sit with their body bent forward, extending not only their entire palm out of their toes but also their wrist.

Lu You got up and put on her shoes, saying calmly, "It's not a difficult thing. You can do it if you practice more."

Bi Yangde was taken aback upon hearing this.

This sounds familiar; I feel like I heard it not long ago.

Zhang Zhichuang and Gong Qing took the stage one after the other. Unlike Lu You and Bi Yangde, who were relaxed and carefree, the two of them struggled exceptionally, their expressions tense and their whole bodies trembling.

The final results were: Zhang Zhichuang 5.0cm, Gong Qing -2.0cm.

The two perfectly embody the image of a bright mind but simple body – a true academic genius.

After the indoor portion ended, the four moved outdoors.

"How should we proceed? Should we do the long jump first, or the pull-ups first?" Zhang Zhichuang implicitly decided to leave the sprint and long-distance running for last.

Before Gong Qing and Bi Yangde could express their opinions, Lu You directly issued instructions.

"Jump long first, it saves energy."

Anyway, those two just keep saying whatever, their opinions don't matter.

……

Tang Wan and her three roommates walked out of the classroom.

The gentle sunlight felt warm on my skin, bringing the warmth of spring.

"Finally finished the indoor physical fitness test!" Xiao Airen raised her arms high, stretching her muscles to her heart's content. "How about we call it a day? We can leave the long jump, sit-ups, and running for tomorrow?"

Park Soo-young glanced at Xiao Airen and said, "You have to finish things in one go. How can you do half of it today and leave the other half for tomorrow?"

"You're right," Xiao Airen said, shrinking back without daring to argue.

"Let's go over there for the long jump."

The four people walked along the track to the other side.

As they were about to pass the sandy area where the horizontal bar was located, Tang Wan and Xiao Airen stopped almost simultaneously.

"Dormitory head, you and Qingmeng go ahead first. I have something to do and will follow later."

Seeing that Tang Wan was staring intently in one direction, Park Soo-young followed her gaze.

Lu You, with one hand in his pocket, leaned casually against the parallel bars, standing out like a firefly in the night among the group of boys.

It was a very casual movement, but Lu You made it with a unique flair.

Really impressed!

It's one thing for people to have high IQs, but to have such an out-of-the-box statistic is another. Can't some of that be shared with those who need it?

Earth in the Trench Online Project!

Park Soo-young cursed inwardly, but her face remained expressionless.

She's a master at managing facial expressions.

"Xiao Ai, is something wrong with you too?"

As Park Soo-young spotted Lu You, she also saw Bi Yangde standing next to him.

Xiao Airen observed Park Soo-young's expression and asked cautiously, "Can...Is something wrong?"

Park Soo-young waved her hand at the two of them with annoyance, "You two hurry up and get out of here!"

Tang Wan and Xiao Airen didn't hesitate at all and ran away.

The original four-person team was reduced to only two in an instant.

"Qingmeng, you're not in trouble too, are you?" Park Sooyoung asked meaningfully, her eyes half-closed.

"Um... I don't have anything to do until the afternoon."

"Not bad, you can barely be considered half a person."

……

"Old Bi, how many pull-ups are you planning to do later?"

"Twenty. I've looked at the table; there are twenty-nine perfect scores for freshmen, and the extra one is a bonus."

“Okay, then I’ll make twenty too.” As soon as he finished speaking, Lu You frowned. “Oh no, my radar has activated.”

"What radar?"

"Tang Wan's exclusive sensor radar. When Tang Wan appears within a certain range centered on me, the radar will react."

"There's such a thing?" Bi Yangde asked, half believing and half doubting.

"Yes. I can feel it; she's right behind me."

After they finished speaking, they both turned around at the same time.

Just as Lu You had said, Tang Wan was less than five meters behind, acting furtively, with Xiao Airen following beside her.

After being discovered, Tang Wan was not embarrassed at all and walked over confidently.

What are you doing here?

Lu You pointed to the horizontal bar in front of him where someone was hanging, and said, "You're queuing up for pull-ups, can't you tell?"

Tang Wan took Lu You's hand, and the physical contact gave her a sense of security.

"Have you finished all your other projects?"

"Almost there, only sprints and long-distance running are left." Lu You seemed to have thought of something, and grinned. "Tell me your weight, okay?"

Tang Wan turned her face away and said haughtily, "I won't tell you, it's a girl's secret!"

"What secrets can there be between husband and wife?"

"I'm not going to tell you, what can you do about it?"

"I'll name a number," Lu You slowly raised her index finger, "One hundred yuan, are you in or not?"

"Done!"

If you can exchange one number for one hundred dollars, anyone would know which one to choose.

Tang Wan leaned close to Lu You's ear and whispered, "One hundred and seventeen jin."

"Frog Fun, you're such a big pig!"

Tang Wan, who was already sensitive about her weight, immediately bristled and punched Lu You twice after being provoked.

"Who are you calling a big pig? Who are you calling a big pig! I order you to change that name immediately!"

Lu You and Tang Wan had already skillfully entered into the playful banter of an old married couple, while Bi Yangde and Xiao Airen were displaying a completely different, innocent and affectionate style.

"What a coincidence, you're here for the physical fitness test too?"

"Yes, Tang Wan asked us to come."

"Have you had breakfast?"

"I ate at 8:30."

"What to eat?"

"Preserved egg and lean meat porridge."

Then came a ten-second silence.

"I'm going to do pull-ups later, do you want to watch?"

"Okay." (End of Chapter)