Math professor returns to routine

Chapter 470 1 horizontal and 1 vertical

Ten p.m.

Tang Yixiong returned the car keys to Lu You with a satisfied look on his face.

"Uncle, how do you feel?" Lu You asked with a smile.

Tang Yixiong nodded slightly and said, "I can only say that Maybach is worthy of being the world's top luxury car. The driving experience is excellent. The only shortcoming is that the car computer is too ordinary and far inferior to my level."

Lu You deeply agreed with this, and even felt that Tang Yixiong's wording was too conservative. He could have said with confidence that the Mercedes-Benz car computer was a pure piece of nonsense.

"Uncle, when I get the keys to the Grand Lisboa, I'll take you and Auntie for a ride. I guarantee it'll get more people turning their heads than a Maybach."

"Okay, okay! I'll wait!"

Tang Yixiong laughed twice and thought to himself: This kid is getting more and more pleasing to the eye the more I look at him!

The night is getting darker.

Tang Wan returned to the room with a hair dryer in hand and wet hair. She closed the door and sat down at the desk.

"Honey, come and help me blow dry my hair!"

Lu You put down the "Les Miserables" in his hand, stood up from the bed, walked behind Tang Wan, took the hair dryer she handed over with his right hand, picked up a strand of hair with his left hand, and then turned on the switch.

buzzing-

The noise of the motor echoed in the room, and stuffy hot air rolled out from the air outlet.

Lu You couldn't remember how many times he had blow-dried Tang Wan's hair, but he was already very good at it.

Blow your head first, then the ends of your hair, from top to bottom. The air outlet should not stay on one area for more than three seconds. During this time, you need to use your fingers to smooth your hair to prevent tangles.

Tang Wan closed her eyes and enjoyed Lu You's service, and said, "Husband, are you going to take a shower later?"

Lu You lowered the hair dryer's speed and replied, "I brought clothes here, so of course I have to wash them."

"I just had a big bowel movement. I ate a lot of meat these past two days, and it was very smelly. I suggest you wait ten minutes and let the hair dryer work for a while before washing it, so as not to stink you."

Lu You paused for a moment and said speechlessly, "You don't care about your image at all now, right?"

Tang Wan said disapprovingly, "Which part of my body have you not seen? The image is long gone!"

"Can't you just hold yourself back a bit and act more ladylike?"

Tang Wan opened her eyes and looked at Lu You through the mirror on the table.

"It's tiring to pretend. You don't get paid, so why should I pretend for you?"

"Money, money, money. You keep talking about money." Lu You raised his hand and patted Tang Wan on the head, saying unhappily, "You must be obsessed with money!"

"I studied accounting, which is about managing money."

The two argued for a while, but neither side was sure who would win.

Lu You was too lazy to waste words, so after helping Tang Wan dry her hair, he went to take a shower with his clothes.

The bathing conditions in Tang Wan's house were not as good as the ones Lu You had used before, but they were not bad either. They had everything they needed, except that the water pressure was a little low, so the bathing was not as comfortable.

As a new round of cold air moved south in recent days, the temperature in Guangzhou dropped by several degrees, falling below single digits at night. In addition, there was no heating in Tang Wan's bathroom, so Lu You inevitably procrastinated a little.

What usually takes five to ten minutes now takes a quarter of an hour.

Return to the room again.

Tang Wan was sitting on the bed with her legs bent and her back against the headboard, reading a book intently.

On her left hand side, there was an open notebook with a gel pen lying on the page.

This is Tang Wan’s favorite learning posture, and Lu You has seen it no less than a hundred times.

According to Tang Wan, a bed is where people sleep. It gathers the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and the spirit of all things. It has the effects of calming the mind, refreshing the brain, and improving thinking, and is of great benefit to learning.

Adhering to the principle that "practice is the sole criterion for testing truth", Lu You experienced it personally and came to a conclusion.

What Tang Wan said might make sense, but it is unlikely that what Tang Wan said made sense.

In the process of Lu You acquiring knowledge, he needs to use paper and pen to sort out the logic of the formula derivation process. Although he can do calculations while lying in bed, the efficiency is too low and is far worse than sitting at the desk.

Lu You had no intention of disturbing Tang Wan's studies, so he picked up the hair dryer and prepared to go out.

"Wait." Tang Wan showed half of her face from behind the book and asked, "Where are you going?"

"Go out and blow dry your hair."

"No need to go out, just blow it here, I'll help you."

Tang Wan left her book behind, ran hurriedly to Lu You, pushed him down on the chair, and snatched the hair dryer.

Not long after I sat down, I felt a heat coming from the top of my head, followed by five fingers pressing into my hair.

Lu You felt that his head was like a pot, Tang Wan was in the hands of the owner of a street fried noodle pawnshop, and his hair was the rice noodles that were constantly being fried.

The moisture level of the hair drops dramatically at a rate visible to the naked eye.

In less than five minutes, Lu You's hair was basically dry.

Tang Wan turned off the hair dryer and helped Lu You comb his hair.

The hair that has just been blown still has a distinct fluffy feel and feels very much like a freshly baked cake base.

While combing her hair, Tang Wan asked suggestively, "Honey, is there any show tonight?"

Lu You pretended not to understand and said as a matter of course: "Of course I'm going to sleep! Do you want to go out for a midnight snack?"

Now it was Tang Wan's turn to slap Lu You on the head and said unhappily, "Don't play dumb! You know what I mean."

Lu You didn't dare to pretend anymore, and said, "I have three questions for you. First, is your room soundproofed?"

Thinking about the past few days, when she was woken up in the morning by the sound of pots and pans made by Zhao Huijuan, and the painful torture from Tang Yixiong's loud audio, Tang Wan looked embarrassed.

"I tried my best not to make a sound."

Lu You subconsciously imagined a scene in his mind.

Tang Wan was pressed under him, her hair disheveled, her body hit again and again, but she could only cover her mouth and hold back her tears, occasionally letting out a muffled groan or two.

You know what, it’s really quite exciting!

Feeling the blood in his body gathering downwards, Lu You quickly shook his head to get rid of the charming thoughts.

"Second, is your bed sturdy?"

“It should be reliable, right?”

As she spoke, Tang Wan sat down on the bed, and two teeth grinding sounds were heard.

The scene was a little awkward.

Tang Wan coughed twice and said seriously, "In fact, I think it's interesting to slowly feel each other's strengths and depths."

"Third question, do you have any Smurfs?"

Tang Wan rolled her eyes and said, "My parents must have it. I can borrow it from them."

"You're going to borrow it?"

Tang Wan waved her hands repeatedly and said, "I won't go. You are thick-skinned, so you go."

"I won't go either. You are the one who wants to go, not me."

Tang Wan looked embarrassed. It was okay for her to sneak a Smurf from her parents' room, but asking them to borrow one in person was like shooting her to death.

"How about trying Wu Tao?"

"No, there is no room for compromise on the bottom line!" Lu You refused decisively.

Unable to find a solution and too lazy to go downstairs to the grocery store, Tang Wan had to give up the idea and reluctantly turned off the lights and went to bed.

Tang Wan’s bed was neither too big nor too small, more than enough for one person to sleep on, but a bit crowded for two people.

Fortunately, it is winter, so crowding is not a problem and it will be warmer.

Lu You was lying on his back as usual, and Tang Wan was using Lu You as a pillow as usual, wrapping her arms and legs around him.

Lu You folded his hands on his stomach, closed his eyes, breathed evenly, and quietly fell asleep.

Tang Wan used the little light coming through the gap in the curtains to stare at Lu You's profile.

"Hubby, tell me honestly, are you no longer interested in me?"

Lu You still closed his eyes and replied calmly: "If I wasn't interested in you, I wouldn't have come to see you today."

"Then how did you resist touching me? Did you masturbate in the bathroom while taking a shower?"

The corners of Lu You's eyes twitched and he almost couldn't hold it together.

"Like is unbridled, love is restraint."

Tang Wan was very satisfied with Lu You's answer. The corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise, and her right index finger gently drew circles on his chest.

"Hey, I don't mind if you act a little bit wild occasionally~"

Lu You grabbed Tang Wan's restless little hand and pushed it away to prevent her from further arousing him.

"As the old saying goes, don't talk while eating and don't talk while sleeping. I hope you will respect yourself."

"Hmph, I want to see how long you can pretend!"

Tang Wan shrank her head and crawled into the bed.

There are two mouths, one horizontal and one vertical. If you can't use the vertical one, can't you just use the horizontal one?

After a cup of tea, Lu You suddenly opened his eyes and let out a long sigh.

After all, the night is long.

……

the next morning.

Lu You slowly woke up amid the clatter of pots and pans.

He stretched his arm with difficulty, touched the mobile phone on the desk, turned on the screen, and squinted to check the time.

【6: 48】

In the past, Lu You would wake up around this time.

But the succubus sucked my energy last night, so I’m still a little sleepy now.

Lu You tried to take a nap, but the scattered noises outside kept drilling into his ears, making him lose his concentration.

Helplessly, Lu You had to push away the arms and long legs that were pressing on him, tuck in the quilt for Tang Wan, and tiptoe out of the room.

It was just after seven o'clock, when the sun had risen completely.

The sunlight flows into the living room from the balcony, making it bright.

Zhao Huijuan happened to walk out of the kitchen carrying a pot of porridge and met Lu You.

"You got up so early, Xiao Lu! Can't you sleep a little longer?"

I wanted to sleep too, but someone didn't allow me.

Despite his thoughts, Lu You still put on a polite smile and replied, "No, I usually get up at this time."

"That's great, come over and have breakfast!"

"Okay, Auntie."

Lu You went to the small balcony on the other side and borrowed Tang Wan's cup to rinse his mouth.

If he had a choice, Lu You would still prefer to brush his teeth, but unfortunately he didn't.

When he returned to the restaurant, Zhao Huijuan had already prepared a bowl of hot porridge for him.

The porridge was slightly sticky, with a few green vegetable leaves floating in it, as well as strips of pork and preserved egg pieces.

"I forgot to ask, do you eat preserved eggs?"

"I'm not picky about food."

Zhao Huijuan became more and more satisfied with Lu You.

Lu You sat down at the dining table, picked up the spoon, scooped a spoonful of porridge along the edge of the bowl, and sipped it into his mouth in small sips.

It is neither salty nor bland, and has the unique flavor of preserved eggs. Overall, it is pretty good.

Zhao Huijuan's gentle gaze was glued to Lu You's face. When she saw him take a mouthful of porridge, she asked, "Did you sleep well last night?"

"Very good, slept till dawn."

“Is the bed too small?”

"No, I don't toss and turn much when I sleep, so two people is just right."

Before going to bed last night, Zhao Huijuan asked Lu You if he wanted to sleep alone so that she could clean up the study.

Lu You decisively said no.

Are you kidding? Living under the same roof with my girlfriend but not sleeping in the same bed is nothing.

The two chatted idly, with Zhao Huijuan mainly asking about her university life and the health of her elders at home, and Lu You patiently answered them one by one.

Soon, Zhao Huijuan's bowl was empty, while Lu You's was still half full.

Sometimes Lu You admired adults for how quickly they could eat hot things, whether it was hot tea, hot water, hot soup, or hot Chinese medicine.

Zhao Huijuan put down the spoon, crossed her hands on the table, and asked with interest: "Xiao Lu, when are you going to go back?"

Lu You thought about it and replied, "It should be around two, three or four in the afternoon."

"Take Wanwan with you?"

"if you can."

Zhao Huijuan had no objection. A few days ago, Tang Wan had also approached her to discuss going to Lu You's hometown to pay New Year's greetings, and she had agreed.

"I'm going to the market to buy some groceries later, would you like to come with me?"

"I listen to you."

"Okay, I'll leave after you finish your porridge." (End of this chapter)