Math professor returns to routine

Chapter 360 I have a video for you to watch



Chapter 360 I have a video for you to watch

Chapter 360 I have a video for you to watch

night time.

Lu You sat on the sofa, watching the National Mathematics Lecture without squinting, and at the same time, he didn't forget to play with the slippery little feet in his arms.

Lu You has always disagreed with the saying that beauty confuses people's hearts.

The ancients said that food and sex are the same, and humans are born lusty. This is the instinct of biological reproduction and cannot be separated.

Some people are obsessed with beauty and achieve nothing and become corrupted.

Is it Beauty's fault?

No, this is the fault of the person himself. It is the person's inability to control his desires.

People who indulge themselves and indulge in sensuality will be attracted by other things even if there is no interference from beauty.

The world is full of colors, and beauty is just one of the desires.

Lu You knows this very well. He happens to be a person with strong self-control, so he wants both study and beauty.

Not long after, the lecture playback ended.

Lu You leaned back on the sofa, closed his eyes, and sorted through the fragmented thoughts in his mind.

Mathematics is a subject that cannot be overstated to describe it as vast.

Even if Lu You was a professor in his previous life, he only reached the extreme in one branch. He had too much to learn.

At this time, Logan, who was half-lying and browsing short videos, felt the massage on his feet stop.

She tilted her head, poked out a pair of bright almond eyes from behind the phone, and asked in a low voice: "Is the study over?"

"It's over for now, we're making the final arrangements."

"How long will it take to sort out?"

Lu You opened his eyes, turned to look at Tang Wan, and asked, "Is something wrong?"

Tang Wan straightened up, moved her body and sat directly on Lu You's lap, and replied: "Your wife is very lonely and she wants her husband to accompany her. Is that okay?"

"Forget it! Of course it does!"

Lu You put his hands around Tang Wan's waist, kissed her lips quickly, and said, "Tell me, how do you want me to accompany you?"

Tang Wan rolled his eyes, hugged Lu You's neck, and asked meaningfully: "Husband, I have a video, do you want to watch it?"

"What video?"

"The white tiger sprays water."

Lu You raised his eyebrows and asked in surprise: "Is it so exciting? Did you film it?"

Logan shook his head and said, "No, I don't make this kind of video."

"Did someone else take that photo?"

"Yes."

"You won't be angry if I see it?"

"No. It's just a video. I don't have to be angry." Logan said nonchalantly.

Lu You licked her lips. Although she didn't know what Logan had in mind, she had already said so. If she didn't agree, she would be sorry for herself.

"oops!"

Lu You said with difficulty: "Actually, I don't particularly want to watch it. Since you strongly recommend it, I'll give you a favor! Where is the video? Quickly show it!"

"Wait a moment."

Tang Wan held the phone and operated it, then presented the screen to Lu You.

"Okay, look, the authentic white tiger squirts!"

The video shows an area of ​​an animal park.

A fat tiger with snow-white hair and black stripes all over its body walked out of the small dark room, slowly came to the pool, and then opened its huge mouth.

yue~

The tiger's big mouth is like a fire truck's high-pressure water gun, spraying out a colorful and indescribable water column.

Lu You watched the video with an expressionless expression. He should have expected this, but he was still fooled by Tang Wan.

Logan showed a proud smile and said, "How is it? I didn't lie to you, did I? Is the amount of water large enough? Is it amazing enough?"

Lu You raised the corners of his mouth and replied calmly: "I don't feel as good as you."

"No way, I don't have so many!"

Lu You came up to Tang Wan and said with a wicked smile: "It doesn't matter whether there is too much or not. What is important is that the water flows slowly and continuously."

Tang Wan's face turned slightly red. Unsuitable scenes for children in the afternoon played in his mind involuntarily, and his body became a little hot.

Lu You leaned against Tang Wan's face and blew gently into her ear.

"Hmm~"

A numbing current rushed from his spinal cord to his forehead, and Logan shuddered subconsciously.

"My beloved, it's late at night, do you want to take a bath together?" Lu You whispered in Tang Wan's ear.

Logan clamped her legs together, and the remaining reason brought her mind back.

"Wait a minute, I still have something to discuss with you."

Lu You's salty hands skillfully lifted the hem of Tang Wan's clothes and caressed the soft flesh of the girl's waist, which was as delicate as mutton fat.

"We can talk while washing."

Tang Wan put her hands on Lu You's chest and used her remaining strength to push him away.

"It's business!"

Lu You met Tang Wan's eyes and saw that she didn't seem to be lying, so he had to suppress the burning fire in his heart.

"It's best not to let me watch turtle probe videos again, otherwise, I promise not to beat you to death."

Lu You pulled his hand back and said, "Tell me what happened."

Tang Wan took off her hair tie, and her smooth black hair fell down on her shoulders, splashing with a light fragrance.

"Husband, do you think my hair looks good?"

"very nice."

Lu You was not complimenting, but telling the truth.

Logan's hair is of very good quality, black and shiny. Not only that, it is also exceptionally smooth and thick.

Just swipe it with your hands, just like what Dove's advertisement says, you can enjoy silky smoothness.

Tang Wan rhythmically asked, "Would you still feel good-looking if you dyed your hair a different color, such as red or purple?" Lu You suddenly realized, "Do you want to dye your hair?"

Logan nodded and admitted, "That's the plan."

"Why did you suddenly think of dyeing your hair?"

No wonder Lu You was confused. Before this, Logan had never shown any inclination to dye his hair.

Tang Wan's eyes drifted to the side and he said vaguely: "I accidentally browsed the video on Station B and saw that an up-and-comer has dyed her hair and it looks very good. I want to give it a try too."

"To be honest, your natural black color is already pretty enough." Lu You said seriously.

"Oh, I just want to try new things, okay~" Tang Wan pursed her lips and said coquettishly.

Lu You picked up a strand of hair and rubbed it with his fingers, making a rustling sound.

"How do you plan to dye it? Will it be all the same color, or just a part of it?"

"Don't you mind?" Tang Wan had a look of surprise in his eyes.

She originally thought that Lu You would refuse, and was even prepared for the subsequent hard work, but she didn't expect that he would agree so simply.

"It's just dyeing your hair. It's not a crime. Why do you mind?" Lu You said nonchalantly.

"What about the tattoo?"

"Tattoos are not allowed, absolutely not. If you dare to get a tattoo, I will not let you get it. This is not a joke."

In Lu You's view, although hair dyeing and tattooing are both pursuits of personal characteristics, the latter is too radical and exceeds the psychologically acceptable range.

If an unrelated person gets a tattoo, he can let go of the plot to help others, respect the fate of others, and turn a blind eye, but the people around him cannot.

The thought of an indelible pattern on the skin somewhere on Logan's body made him feel uncomfortable.

"Then what if I put a silver tattoo sticker on my belly?"

Lu You's expression became solemn and he asked repeatedly: "When will I buy it? Now? I'll go to Taobao to place an order!"

Tang Wan rolled her eyes at Lu You and said contemptuously: "You are really a beast in clothes! You are completely undisguised in front of me."

"We have practiced dual cultivation so many times and learned more than a dozen postures. Do we still need to pretend to be gentlemen?" Lu You asked.

Logan was speechless.

"By the way, have you decided what color to dye it?"

Tang Wan pondered for a moment and said, "There is a general direction. By the way, which color do you like?"

"As long as it's not green or fluorescent, I can accept it."

Just imagine, getting up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, opening your eyes and seeing a head of luminous green hair, it would be very eye-catching.

"I plan to get highlights ranging from red to purple, do you think it's suitable?"

"Um……"

Lu You nodded slightly thoughtfully and asked, "What is highlight?"

"I don't understand why you nod your head?"

Tang Wan punched Lu You in the chest and explained: "Highlighting, highlighting, just like the word, is to pick a part of the hair to dye."

"Oh, it's just a stray!"

Logan: ...

Always feel something is not right.

Suddenly, Logan seemed to have thought of something, and his face became a little more cautious.

"Husband, do you think my aunt would react when she saw me dyeing my hair? She wouldn't let me in, right?"

Lu You chuckled lightly and said, "You're overthinking it! Don't you understand my mother? In all likelihood, she will take a photo and then find Teacher Tony the next day to get the same model."

"Has Auntie dyed her hair too?" Logan asked curiously.

Lu You recalled for a while and said, "According to my dad, before I went to elementary school, my mom's hair changed several colors."

"Why didn't you dye it later?"

"I'm afraid I'm going to imitate him!"

Shen Yuyin adheres to teaching by words and deeds. Children have the strongest imitation ability. If you want your children to do something or not do something, parents should lead by example and set an example.

She didn't want Lu You to dye her hair at a young age, so she set an example and dyed her hair back to black.

"You must be very happy to have an aunt as your mother!" Logan said with sincere envy.

Lu You twitched the corner of his mouth and said speechlessly: "I can only say that you can see me today because I am lucky."

"Okay, since you don't mind and Auntie can accept it, the matter of dyeing hair is settled!"

Logan stood up, put on his slippers, and said, "I'm going to take a shower. Come and dry my hair later."

"Aren't you going to wash them together?"

"What a beautiful idea! I came here once in the afternoon, so I won't be allowed to be jealous tonight!"

After saying that, Logan quickly ran back to the room.

"Wait a minute!" Lu You hurriedly chased after him.

Unexpectedly, after Logan returned to the room, he locked the door and locked Lu You out.

"Good guy, you even learned to lock the door!"

Lu You knocked on the door and shouted loudly: "My beloved, don't you want me to help you dry your hair? How can I get in if you lock the door?"

Logan's voice came through the door.

"Just wait outside, I'll open the door after I take a shower."

"Don't! I won't do anything to you!"

"I do not believe!"

"I promise!"

"Promises are useless!"

No matter how sweet Lu You was, the door remained motionless.

Helpless, Lu You had no choice but to give up.

"Oh, this woman is getting harder and harder to deceive."

(End of this chapter)


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