Chapter 73 Let's grow up, Sao Nian!
Chapter 73 Let's grow up, Sao Nian!
When Yun Chi came back, as soon as he opened the door, he was almost suffocated by the stench in the room, he frowned and covered his nose.The living room was empty, Bai Yi was not here, neither was AS163.He thought for a while and walked up to the second floor.
AS163 was circling in the hallway on the second floor like a headless fly.When it saw Yunchi's eyes lit up, it took the risk of domestic violence, jumped up and grabbed Yunchi, and said anxiously: "Something happened to the master, go in and have a look! "
Yun Chi was startled, and hurriedly said, "Open the door."
AS163 immediately exaggerated: "If I could open the door, I would have opened it a long time ago. Don't you think of this? This is really not like you!"
With a sullen face, Yun Chi let out a low growl: "Shut up." After saying that, he took out his black giant sword and slashed hard, causing the thick door to shatter immediately.
Yun Chi walked in quickly, AS163 followed behind him.
Everything is fine in the workshop, but... What is that thing lying in the middle? !Yun Chi and AS163 were stunned for a moment, of course, it can be seen from the appearance that this is a person!
Yun Chi squatted down, and the stench instantly rose several levels. He held his nose and felt a little helpless, because the body of this humanoid creature was really not ordinary dirty, with dark red blood streaks in the black mud. And also greasy.Yun Chi stretched out his hand and touched it. He was still alive, and his heartbeat and pulse were strong. Yun Chi felt relieved, but... Yun Chi's veins twitched on his forehead. Sooner or later, Bai Yi would frighten him into a heart attack. , he was sure!
AS163 was super winking, and yelled 'I'll put some hot water' before slipping away, leaving Bai Yi alone to face domestic violence.
Yun Chi walked out with Bai Yi in his arms, the clothes on his body became dirty in an instant, Bai Yi woke up with a groan, his eyelids seemed to be half-open, and he looked very listless.
Walking into the bathroom, Yun Chi rudely threw Bai Yi into the bathtub, but the force he used was clever, except for making Bai Yi drink a few sips of water, he didn't hurt him.
Bai Yi struggled to get out of the water, coughed while crawling, and shouted: "Hey! Honey, can't you be gentle?"
Yun Chi took off his dirty coat, sat by the bathtub, and rubbed Bai Yi's wet hair, "I'm already very gentle, don't you want to see a rougher one?!"
Bai Yi hurriedly shook his head and said, "Pretend I didn't say anything."
Yun Chi poured half a bottle of shampoo on Bai Yi's head, and then rubbed out some foam, which shows how dirty Bai Yi is, "Where have you been fooling around, pig's nest?! No, put Comparing you with pigs is an insult to pigs, even pigs are cleaner than you."
Bai Yibai glanced at Yun Chi, and said angrily, "Thank you so much for your compliment!"
"you are welcome."
The layer of dirt on Bai Yi's body could not be removed by hand, so Yun Chi had to find a bath towel, and it was made of roving. Most people wouldn't use this kind of bath towel because it was too painful to rub.
Yun Chi helped Bai Yi rub it carefully, but some people may have taken the wrong medicine today, and they were so courageous that they were all fat. He slightly raised his chin and exaggerated: "Haven't you eaten? Strength and tickling almost!"
Yun Chi stopped, with a cold expression on his face, and after a while, he narrowed his eyes lightly, threw away the bath towel in his hand, and laughed loudly, "Isn't it courageous?! You want to be beaten, don't you?" Just say no, I will definitely satisfy you, dear!"
Seeing Yun Chi's terrifying look, Bai Yi trembled for a moment, and only then realized what stupid thing he had done. He hurriedly showed an extremely flattering smile, threw himself on Yun Chi's neck, and said exaggeratedly: "Oh! , you are the most handsome and V5 man I have ever seen! I almost fall in love with you!"
Yun Chi put his arms around Bai Yi's waist in disgust, and said gently and dangerously: "'Are you going to fall in love with me?!' Didn't you fall in love with me before? En~ dear!"
Bai Yi froze, it was simply a language trap, no matter whether he answered yes or no, Yun Chi would distort the facts.In a flash of thought, he immediately made the most sensible choice, although doing so seemed to damage his masculinity a bit, but never mind!
Bai Yi was greasy on Yun Chi's body as if he had no bones, and his greasy tone made people's skin crawl, "Honey, I'm a disabled person, don't you have the heart to do it?"
Outside the bathroom, AS163, who was about to knock on the door, heard the words. He was so shabby that he shivered and retreated quickly!
The corners of Yun Chi's eyes twitched, and he said, "Can't you be normal?! Also, where are you hurt, where are you disabled, why didn't I see it."
Bai Yi suppressed his nausea, covered his heart and said, "My heart was hurt by you!"
Evil~~ Yun Chi's face became distorted in an instant, he tore Bai Yi off forcefully, threw him into the bath, said "wash yourself" and hurried away.
Lying in the water, Bai Yi was also disgusted by himself and felt cold all over his body, and it took him a long time to return to normal. He only felt that this trick should be used sparingly in the future.
It took more than an hour for Bai Yi to wash himself thoroughly.He was naked, standing in front of the full-length mirror, looking up and down, to see the difference between taking the body training pill and before taking it, otherwise it would have made him suffer for so long in vain, thinking of the reunion of muscles and bones before In great pain, Bai Yi still couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat. He didn't want to experience this kind of experience again if he was killed.
His body seemed to become firmer, his texture tighter, and his skin became more delicate, almost as silky as milk.He clenched his fist, as if filled with infinite power, he felt that he could almost kill a tiger with one punch now.
When Yun Chi came in, he happened to see Bai Yi standing in front of the full-length mirror, drooling at his body obsessively (?), and was instantly filled with chills.
With a sullen face, he said: "Can you explain to me what you are doing now, dear."
From Yun Chi's weird eyes, it can be seen that he is thinking crookedly, Bai Yi hurriedly put on his clothes, and said with a thick skin: "I am admiring the mirror, I just found out today that the mirror in our house is so beautiful."
Yun Chi: "..."
Bai Yi: "..."
Bai Yi's thick skin was a bit unbearable, he coughed and changed the subject, "What time is it now?"
"Three o'clock in the afternoon."
"Have you eaten yet?" Bai Yi asked.
Yun Chi leaned against the wall with arms folded, and said with a half-smile, "Are you asking about lunch or dinner?"
Bai Yi couldn't help covering his face: "..."
Yun Chi grinned mischievously, feeling that if he teased him again, he might explode, so he stretched out his arms to take him out, but... it's not impossible to have an extra meal at this time.
A few days later, Bai Yi fully understood the benefits of using the Body Refining Pill, such as infinite strength, he could easily lift boulders several times his size; he had sharp ears and eyesight, and improved memory, which could almost be said to be unforgettable; six I feel psychic, standing in place can hear and see people and things thousands of miles away; I am full of energy, and I don’t feel tired after drawing talismans for a day; the ability to heal wounds is almost terrifying...
The day after tomorrow is another public holiday, Bai Yi intends to let Yun Chi take the remaining half of the body training pill, but how can he let him take it, secretly put it in his meal, not to mention that it will destroy the effect of the medicine Well, secondly, no matter how you think about it, there is a suspicion of deception, and... when the body is tempered by the refining pill, the pain makes that person want to die, will Yun Chi blame him? !
Seeing that Bai Yi was about to lose his hair, AS163 asked, "Master, what's bothering you, I'm happy to serve you."
Bai Yi looked at AS163, sighed and said, "I have a magic elixir here, I want Yunchi to take it, but I don't know how to say it."
AS163 tilted his head, a little puzzled and said: "Just give it to him to eat."
"Will he eat it?"
AS163 said: "If Yunchi gave you food, would you eat it?"
Bai Yi said without thinking, "Of course."
"That's the end of it." AS163 spread his hands in a very elegant manner.
"It's just... It was very uncomfortable to take this medicine at first, will Yunchi blame me?"
AS163 rolled his eyes and said loudly: "God, don't you worry about domestic violence if you think like this?! If you let Yun Chi know that you have no confidence in him, then you will die!"
Bai Yi: "==..."
A few days before the public holiday, Bai Yi rushed day and night, and finally succeeded in carving eight spirit-gathering talismans on the peach wood.Previously, he proved through experiments that the effect of spells carved on metal is not as good as that carved on paper, but the effect of spells carved on wood is better than others. From this, he summed up the sequence, metal, Stones, talisman paper, fur, and wood are from weak to strong, and jade is currently unable to engrave talismans on it, so the effect is unknown.
So far, the effect of engraving spells on wood is good, but not every kind of wood is suitable for engraving spells, and the runes condensed by different woods are different. Pear wood is the weakest, black iron wood is stronger, and the others are in order. It is locust wood, peach wood, iron plow wood.
After successfully inscribing it, Bai Yi replaced the one previously carved on the talisman paper with this spell.Everything was ready, the spirit-gathering formation was in operation again, and spiritual energy from all directions rushed towards this side frantically. Bai Yi, who was standing in the center of the formation, was immediately impacted, but the spiritual veins in his body had been expanded several times, and he was almost hungry. After absorbing the spiritual energy, Bai Yi didn't feel uncomfortable, and thought about sitting down cross-legged.After a long time, his body was aching and his spiritual veins were saturated. If he continued to absorb it, he might be violent at any time, so he hurriedly struggled to get out of the formation.
Leaving the Spirit Gathering Formation, the restless aura stabilized and slowly nourished Bai Yi's body. If he appeared in front of others like this now, they would definitely think of the four words - Qi is like a banished fairy, of course This is not to say how beautiful he has become, but his temperament is impressive.
After restraining the aura, Bai Yi opened his eyes. The surprise in his eyes could not be hidden. He never thought that absorbing aura would be so good for the body. It seemed that he needed to set up a large spirit gathering array in the whole villa.
When Yunchi came back at noon, exactly as AS163 said, Yunchi took the half pill without asking what it was, just because it was Bai Yi who gave him it.In order to help Yun Chi reduce some pain, Bai Yi put a lot of harmless, colorless and tasteless ecstasy in his meals.
Before Yun Chi fell into a coma, he took a dangerous look at Bai Yi, and Bai Yi instantly felt a sense of terror that his heart was being pinched, he shook, and hurriedly carried Yun Chi to the center of the Spirit Gathering Formation on the second floor.Now the Spirit Gathering Formation is different from the past, and Yun Chi's body will definitely be tempered better by the Body Refining Pill.
Bai Yi sat next to him, waiting patiently. After a while, he couldn't help being startled. The pain from being tempered by the body refining pill still lingers in his heart. Besides, he didn't even snort, this terrifying endurance!
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