I'm an uncle

Chapter 53

Considering that he will be in the real world for quite a long time in the future, he will go to Mori's house to be a temporary male nanny, and he may not be online for a long time because of this. That night, as soon as Zhang Sirui returned home from the hospital, after serving his sister After tidying up the room a bit, he immediately lay down in the game cabin, entered the 'Gate of Traversing', and prepared to tell his substitute elf mirror.

As soon as he returned to Zhong Ashura's body, Zhang Sirui was thrown head-on by something fleshy, covering his entire face.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowows .

Unexpectedly, Mr. Jing, a little heartless guy, would have such a sentimental side. Zhang Sirui lamented that he didn't hurt the little guy in vain, but he was immediately overwhelmed by this little guy's words.

"Uncle, you forgot to put change by your side. I didn't have G value to eat all day, and I almost starved to death, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

"...Then won't you borrow some G points from Yin Hong and the others, or get some fruit to eat first?" Zhang Sirui was a little guilty, and the little guy's eyes were a little red from crying.

"Of course I want to, but the system just recognizes the G value given by the owner. No matter how much I eat other people's, it's useless. The beautiful master also said that I am not allowed to eat fruit. That dead Honghong took chicken feathers as an arrow, and used it as an arrow. In the name of the wife of the head of the Wang family, an injunction was issued, forbidding the members of the Ashura family to give me fruit, even the timid ones dared not give it to me, which made my eyes red from hunger." Mr. Jing opened his swollen eyelids from crying, revealing Two bloodshot eyeballs, glowing red like a wolf.

"If I give you fruit again, you'll lose your hair again." Yin Hong gloated and flew over, flapping the little devil's wings.

"Nonsense! You won't lose your hair if you eat fruit." Jun Jing raised his fists angrily and waved them at Yin Hong.

"Hey, then why are you shedding hair? You see, I never shed hair."

"Do you have hair on your wings? Even black angels lose their hair. You watch so many cartoons and movies. How can there be angels who don't shed their hair? Many angels lose their hair all the way from appearance to exit. This is called Atmosphere, atmosphere!" Mr. Jing argued hard.

Yin Hong grinned and cut her lips: "Hmph, but my master said that the one who shed hair is the birdman. In order to prevent Ashura's family from being called 'Birdman's House', you should give up."

A gust of cool wind blew and blew, blowing up the broken hair on the haggard little mirror's temples, and King Jing's heart was so cold that he threw himself into Zhang Sirui's arms with a wail: "Uncle! Did you see that, sir?" My wife is bullying the elves! The Ashura family is known as the 'Birdman's House' outside, and I can't blame me."

"Ah? Why is Ashura's family called 'Birdman's House'?" Zhang Sirui was very puzzled, didn't they belong to the "War God Wang's Family".

"Isn't it because the beautiful master is talking about business outside, a knife is sharply sharpened, and it hurts people's flesh, so it's no wonder that people don't scold us. And the second concubine, who is the master of his family, took him with him all day long. The single orc warriors under him who are in heat, go to our God of War Legion to find praying beauties, no matter if they are male or female, if they are attracted to them, they will keep stalking them, Odis has a terrible headache, and finally I couldn't bear to go to Qiyong and his master for a martial arts duel, Tian Tianliuji actually played a rogue and said 'compared to a bird', and even ripped off his pants in front of an Audi..." Jing Jun was talking vigorously, Zhang Sirui black-lined Covering its mouth, he figured out why Ashura's house would become the 'Birdman's House'.

"Are these people so boring?" Zhang Sirui, as the former governor of the joint special training, felt too humiliated.

"Hey, they will have work to do soon." Mrs. Ashura Ai Ling, who is also Sen Wu (disciple name: the forest of the wilderness), came in from the door with a smile.

"Just received the notification from Xiaoniao, and gave us real time to prepare for a day. Tomorrow afternoon, there will be a royal-level mission dispatched." Sen Wu looked at Zhang Sirui with a smile, and his smile was so happy that Zhang Sirui was so happy. Very unpleasant.

The corner of Zhang Sirui's mouth twitched, he really wanted Sen Wu not to laugh, but he couldn't find a reason to stop Sen Wu from smiling, so he had no choice but to fall into an unknown depression.

"Well, is there anything good for you? I'm glad to see you." Zhang Sirui still couldn't help asking.

"Well, I signed an alliance spell with the Huimao clan to deal with the Phantom Thieves before. Now, our contract with Tian Tianliuji can finally be terminated. You should divorce him immediately."

At that time, Sen Wu had no choice but to use the marriage contract with Tiantian Liuji to restrain the sincerity of both parties. Now that the strength of the Ashura family has increased greatly, they can finally send their merits to heaven. Send these troublesome beasts back to their lairs.

It's a pity that Sen Wu's thinking is beautiful, but the reality is always far from the ideal.

"I don't agree to divorce." Hang Hang Liu shook his head, his golden lion fur was elegant and majestic.

Sen Wu's smile froze: "Didn't you argue about divorcing uncle?"

"At that time, I didn't know that your Ashura royal family would be the royal family with the most beauties among the three thousand kings of Oli, ha, and I just discovered that with my current status, I can go directly to Paoyuan The beauty of the residents, it is so convenient!" Hang Hang Liu's satisfied appearance was like a stuffed lion.

Sen Wu sized Hang Hang Liu up and down suspiciously: "How could you have an extramarital affair if you signed the Scroll of the Alliance Spell with us?"

Aerospace Liu showed off a piece of cylindrical prop made of jade and said, "See what this is?"

Zhang Sirui and Sen Wu took a closer look, and found that there were three ancient Aoli characters written on the jade pillar, which was very fancy.

Sen Wu directly dropped the little mirror from mid-air, and then stuffed the jade pillar into the mouth of the little mirror: "Come on, let the little mirror appraise it."

Jing Jun hugged Zhang Sirui's arm and screamed again and again: "Uncle, help me, I will die if I eat that."

Zhang Sirui couldn't laugh or cry and said: "A Sen, let him go, such a big rock, do you want to choke Mr. Jing to death?"

Sen Wu explained: "You can let Mr. Jing appraise it like this, anyway, he can swallow it with his mouth."

Hang Hangliu hurriedly rescued his precious jade pillar from the mouth of the crying stand-in elf, looked nervously at it, and explained: "Take it lightly, don't touch it. This thing is the last time the cloud The good thing dropped by the boss is called 'the root of romance', and you can stay single when you 'necessary', without being constrained by the system's marriage system. from."

Sen Wu regrets, the last time the Yunliu boss dropped n many reward items, some of which have not yet been identified, he arranged the order of the prizes according to the merit value, why did Tianliu Guitar just touch this item.

Then, he suddenly realized something, and his expression changed: "What did you say? 'Root of Merry...'? Could it be that this thing is..."

Hang Hang Liu blushed, even the lion's fur couldn't stop him, and said a little coyly, "That's right, it's about the same as what you thought, alas, I thought the shape of this thing was very strange at first..."

Before he finished speaking, Sen Wu had already rushed out.

Zhang Sirui was puzzled: "Why did Asen rush out before he finished speaking?"

Hang Hang looked outside the door: "Go wash your hands, it seems that he still has a bit of a cleanliness."

Neither of them noticed that the little mirror was like hiding from a plague god, rolling and crawling on all fours, running far away, and then hiding in a corner, also feeling sick.

Qieqie quietly jumped out of his master's lion hair, sat on a jet eyeshadow brush, flew over and patted Mr. Jing on the back to comfort him: "It's all right, little mirror."

Yin Hong fluttered her little wings, her graceful feet were lifted off the ground, and she gloated at the little mirror bent over to vomit: "The little mirror is so pitiful, I almost ate that one, alas, although your identification function You must touch the identified object."

"Evil, that one is disgusting. How dare your master touch that thing." Little Mirror felt like throwing up as soon as he recalled it.

She tilted her head timidly and thought about it: "It's not that scary, I think my master takes that as a treasure and puts it next to his head when he sleeps. Also, when he goes to sleep with his beautiful brothers and sisters, he will also come with this thing use."

Yin Hong suddenly became energetic: "Qiqie, do you know how to use this thing?"

The little mirror was also curious and looked up at him.

With a blushing face, Qieqi beckoned them to listen to them, and then whispered BLABLABLA in Jing Jun and Yin Hong's ears.

Jing Jun and Yin Hong felt nauseated at the same time and bent over wanting to vomit: "Is this okay!?"

Zhang Sirui looked at the jade pillar that Hanghangliu was still fiddling with in his hand, and became curious, and couldn't help asking Hanghangliu: "What's the use of this thing?"

Hangtian Liu thief laughed: "This is a good thing, it is equivalent to my half body, so that I can get a very delicious experience even if I don't have sex with people directly. Do you want to try it~"

Just as Zhang Sirui was about to refuse, he heard a cold voice: "Don't spoil uncle."

A tall Oli man walked in from the door. Zhang Sirui was wondering why someone could freely enter and leave the Patriarch's lounge without their permission. Only the Patriarch himself and his spouses should be allowed in and out. Right to it.

The visitor saw Zhang Sirui's confusion and smiled slightly: "Uncle, don't you recognize me? I'm a bird in the bush."

Both Zhang Sirui and Hang Hang Liu were taken aback.

When did the little bird become so big? At this time, the man in front of them has the unique beauty of the Aoli tribe, and a strong and slender figure. Even standing between Zhang Sirui and Hang Hangliu, he still has a unique temperament that stands out from the crowd , is exactly the appearance of an adult Oli Meinan.

It's only been a few days, and the upgrade is not so fast.

Zhang Sirui was tongue-tied, because Chong Ashura was so short, he had to look up at the little bird now.

The uncle suddenly said something in his heart; the Ashura king's family is indeed the birdman's family.