he is grotesque

Chapter 8

Gu Zheng felt that he was staying behind the mirror, and the brain cells of the mosquitoes trying to think of ways were almost dead!

But the efforts seem to be of no use.

He was about to fly out, so he first relaxed and looked for inspiration along the way.

Maybe he is like those great men, when he goes out to play and spends a day, his inspiration explodes!

When he wandered around and flew to the studio of the teaching building, he saw the sloppy and gluttonous ghost he had just passed through, sitting on the podium in a serious manner.

He was doing the movement of picking up a paint brush to draw, and opened and closed his mouth to the students who were studying by themselves, talking about the technical terms of painting.

Excuseme, o_O

Gu Zheng really didn't understand why ghosts in this world like to do useless work so much.

Fat smashed like this, even if he couldn't hit Liu Xian, he would beat him fat and fat every day.

Fat Zai did that to relieve his anger, Gu Zheng could understand it, but what was this sloppy glutton trying to do?

Teaching students to draw? ?Can any students see you?

And this ghost doesn't look like a teacher who teaches painting!Are you fucking kidding me?

Gu Zheng planned to inquire about it, although Gu Zheng had spoken to this ghost before, but that guy was greedy for ham sausages and ignored him.

This made Gu Zheng think that the ghost couldn't understand what he was talking about as a mosquito, and then later on, Gu Zheng blamed Fatma for not being able to understand him, and yelled at Fatmao.

Now Gu Zheng understood, that ghost didn't hear him call "big brother" to say hello, and they didn't even pay attention to him.

But Gu Zheng is good at this, thick-skinned, if you ignore me, I will ask you.

Of course, ahem...

Gu Zheng would never admit that it was his itchy mouth, and wanted to take the opportunity to ridicule that slob!

Tell you to hear me say hello and ignore me.snort!snort!

Gu Zhengfei approached the sloppy ghost, and buzzed, "Hey, buddy, when did you die, what are you doing?"

What are you doing?Be a teacher?You don't look like a great teacher, do you?Cameo? "

The sloppy ghost didn't even raise his eyelids, as if he couldn't hear Gu Zheng's words, he was doing the drawing and painting movements on his own.

Uh.....don't pay attention to me, there is something wrong with the auditory system.

Gu Zheng didn't give up, and asked in a different way: "The last time I saw big brother, you were staring at the ham in a daze. Do you want to eat something?"

The sloppy raised his head and glanced at Gu Zheng, then lost himself in his own world again.

Hey, there's play!If there is a response to eating, this sloppy ghost must have been a foodie during his lifetime!

Gu Zheng went on to say: "I ate the famous Maoxuewang from Qingyan University today, the taste is endless aftertaste, the fragrance is overflowing, it melts in the mouth, smack!! It's very delicious!

Hearing this, the sloppy raised his head again and stared at Gu Zheng.

Haha, hooked!

Gu Zheng continued: "Brother, do you want to eat it? I'll take you there! Although you can't eat it as a ghost, you can take a look! In addition to my wonderful explanation, I guarantee that you will be as excited as if you were eating it. Sample??"

After waiting for a long time without any response, Gu Zheng thought that this ghost would just stare at him.

Finally, the sloppy ghost condescended to speak: "Hehe..... Has the Yin-Yang Messenger changed his tricks now, and sent a mosquito to be a lobbyist."

Gu Zheng: "Huh????? What the hell, brother, I don't understand what you're saying, huh? What kind of yin and yang messenger?"

The sloppy put away his paralyzed face and said with a sneer: "Dare you say that you are not sent by the yin and yang messenger to lure me to reincarnate with food? I said, I don't want to reincarnate, stop playing tricks, you can't fool me!" mine"

With a confused face, uh, when will I make a cameo role as the Yin-Yang ambassador's little follower!

Gu Zheng quickly explained: "I don't know any yin and yang ambassadors, and I'm not here to persuade you to reincarnate. I'm just a mosquito. Brother, you think too much!"

The sloppy ghost stared at Gu Zheng suspiciously for a few seconds, and asked, "Really?"

Gu Zheng said helplessly: "Really, if I were the little follower of the Yin-Yang Ambassador, I would still look like this. Have you ever seen any underworld that sent mosquitoes out as lobbyists to demand their lives. This underworld is not poor and wants to eat dirt." Already!"

After doubting for a long time, the sloppy ghost finally believed Gu Zheng's words, and asked, "Then why are you here? If a mosquito doesn't hibernate well, cultivate hard, and become an adult soon, why do you fly out here?"

As soon as Gu Zheng was poked into something annoying, he immediately showed his chattering nature, complaining to the sloppy guy, talking about his mission and the sadness of not being able to complete the mission.

The sloppy ghost became interested when he heard it, and said, "I probably know the Fatty you're talking about. He's just a silly boy. I was there the day he was murdered. I almost died laughing watching it, haha~"

Ok

Brother Ghost, I don't want you to sympathize with that poor fat bastard, but let's stop laughing so brazenly! !

What else did that fat man do that made people laugh?

Gu Zheng asked curiously: "What's the matter? What stupid thing did Fatty do again?"

The sloppy ghost smiled and said, "Let's talk about how he died before he was alive, then he died stupidly.

He brought a group of people over to bully Liu Xian, and after being said a few words, he lost his temper, and didn't listen to anything, so he let his group of younger brothers go back.

You say he is capable, but no one said anything, the key is that he himself is not capable!If he failed to beat someone, he knocked himself out, not to mention, seeing that he had lost the fight, and even cursed at others.

If I were Liu Xian, I would also kick him into the river. "

Uh... Big brother murdered and violated the law! Gu Zheng reminded.

The sloppy nodded and continued: "However, I'm not as ruthless as that kid Liu Xian, if I kick Yang Pan in, I will definitely fish him out.

But Liu Xian didn't know how to use water, and he was worried that Yang Pan would retaliate against him even more when he woke up, so he ran away after cleaning the crime scene.

Let me talk about that fat man who was crushed to death and became a ghost. The Yin-Yang ambassador ran over as soon as he smelled a ghost, and told him to reincarnate. If he doesn't want to go, don't go, just refuse!

As a result, that person directly hugged the thigh of the Yin-Yang ambassador, and refused to let him go, saying that he wanted to avenge him.

The yin and yang ambassador doesn't care about the love and hatred in the world. If it wasn't for the underworld for a month to hook people's reincarnation indicators, who would have a big winter and not stay in the underworld, why would they come to the underworld?

The yin and yang ambassador that that boy was annoying was going crazy, and he was crying non-stop. I was almost killed by the crying, so I ran out and said, don't cry!

As a result, huh...

I was being targeted. I used to hide well before, but one sentence directly made all my previous efforts come to naught.

Ambassador Yin Yang didn't dare to provoke that fat bastard anymore, he couldn't afford it, couldn't afford it, whether he wanted to be reincarnated or not.

Instead, they just stared at me, lobbied me with various reasons, and sent all kinds of small followers to harass me. This is why I would say 'nonsense' when I saw you. Ignore you. "

After listening to the sloppy man's long speech, Gu Zheng nodded, expressing his understanding.

These days, it's not easy to be a yin and yang ambassador!

You still have to complete the quota. If you meet a fat person or a sloppy person, the wages of the underworld will be deducted. These two are nail households!

"Then, Brother Ghost, why are you wandering around the world without reincarnation? Is there any unfulfilled wish?" Gu Zheng asked.

The sloppy ghost blew his nose and said, "I don't have any wish, I just don't want to be reincarnated. It's enough to wander around the world, eat delicious food, and teach students to draw. Once reincarnated, you forget the past, are you still you?"

At first glance, this seems to be quite true! !

But......

Brother, how can you eat with just a ghost body!You can't even smell it!Not to mention teaching students to draw, people can't see you!What use are you doing?

Forget it, Gu Zheng said that it is better not to choke on this sloppy ghost anymore, how happy he is, how come he is here!

Just as Gu Zheng was thinking about Brother Gui's words, the sloppy ghost stopped his drawing and said, "I know you want to help Lin Miao. I've seen that girl before. It's a pity to be cheated by that kid Liu Xian. How about I Give you a trick, how about it?"

When Gu Zheng heard it, of course it was all right, Zhengchou had no idea!How could Gu Zheng not want our help.

So Gu Zheng quickly asked: "What's the idea? If you can help me, I will definitely thank your eight generations of ancestors."

This seems to be a little wrong, Gu Zheng quickly changed his words: "If you do me a favor, what request do you have, as long as I, a little mosquito, can do it, I will never refuse, and I will do it for you .”

The sloppy ghost waved his hands again and again and said, "No request, you, a weak mosquito, can't do anything big! Just introduce me to Maoxuewang you mentioned earlier!"

Gu Zheng raised his forehead: "...Your love is just for stuttering, no, it's just for looking at delicious food!"

The sloppy ghost nodded and said, "That's right, otherwise, why would I stay in the world?"

Gu Zheng: ...OK!You are awesome, if Ambassador Yin Yang hears this, he will probably be so angry that he vomits blood!

Whether Ambassador Yin Yang vomited blood, Gu Zheng didn't want to care about it, and he couldn't care. He only knew that if Lin Miao, that little silly girl, knew Liu Xian's true face, he would vomit blood.

So Gu Zhengpipidian immediately agreed, flapped his little wings, cleared the mosquito's ears, and pretended to be listening attentively.

The author has something to say: I feel like everyone doesn't like this story~ The author will speed up the plot next time, try not to be wordy, and finish this story quickly!