he is grotesque

Chapter 2

Gu Zheng stopped on the trash can, shook his little wings expressionlessly, and glanced at the virtual screen of the system in front again. After confirming the task, he endured it. ..." just a howl.

He is sad!I'm about to die of grief, does the system ask him to do the task or send him to die immediately.Death is easier than this, right?

If a mosquito had a heart, Gu Zheng felt that 80.00% of his deaths were caused by being scared to death by the system.

Without him, the system displays the mission: Rescue Lin Miao

Who is Lin Miao?

She is the school belle of Qingyan University in this world, a black belt in Taekwondo, and a female man with a broken force value, fall! ╰_╯

Even if Gu Zheng is an individual, he may not be able to beat Lin Miao, and it is not certain who protects who.

You say you are a mosquito, why are you joining in the fun, what can you do?You say, what can you do?

Even if Gu Zheng has skills, he can see ghosts, for example, he can see this sloppy and delicious ghost drooling beside the trash can, staring deeply, looking at half a sausage on the ground like a lover.

But what's the use of it, he "buzzed" howled a few times at the big brother, intending to say hello, but the ghost didn't respond at all.

Gu Zheng was almost desperate, hehe... To save Lin Miao, this mission is of epic difficulty, right? System, are you sure you don't want to take this opportunity to kill me?

Gu Zheng lifted the mosquito's head, stared at the sky, and acted melancholy, thinking about how to proceed with this task.

With just a few words, the system only told him the basic situation of this world and Lin Miao.

This world is similar to modern society, except for the difference in aesthetics, other things are basically similar.

Modern society pays attention to thinness as beauty, but in this world, thin people are ugly and have no human rights, and fat people are true love.So when the system told him that the chubby girl in the picture was a school beauty, who he saved, Gu Zheng thought the dog system was crazy?

But now in this society, I see girls who are regarded as beauties in modern times are severely rejected by a fat and ugly boy who is called a school girl. The reason is: "You are too ugly to be with me." fall in love."

Gu Zheng: ...>_

When I heard that sentence, I almost couldn't help but want to give that fat man a slap in the face, I want you, you don't know how to be blessed, you don't want it, give it to me.

At first, I still felt sad for the fucking aesthetics of this world, but now, Gu Zheng got used to it just by looking at it.

What can you do if you are not used to it, hit the wall?Aesthetic distortion that knocks the brain out?

well!Forget it, Gu Zheng is afraid of pain, so hurry up and think about how to complete the task.

After thinking about it for a long time, why did the system save her by itself? Is it because the system wanted to give him a chance to get out of the order and come to a hero to save the beauty?Mosquito turned prince?But being fat like that, Gu Zheng really can't accept it!

Apart from random thoughts, Gu Zheng doesn't have any serious clues?Oh, no matter, anyway, to save Lin Miao, it is always right to find Lin Miao first and then follow her.

Gu Zheng flew around a few times, and got some information from the gossip of a few passers-by.

First: Lin Miao has an ex-boyfriend, and her ex-boyfriend Yang Pan is a rich second generation. Half a year ago, in order to go abroad, uh...cough cough...it is said that he is not satisfied with his image problem, so he wants to go abroad. After undergoing weight-enhancing surgery, the result was gone forever, and Lin Miao was angry and broke up.

Second: Lin Miao has a suitor, the current school grass Liu Xian.Just the little bitch who rejected beauties in a serious manner with the catchphrase "You are too thin, too ugly, not good enough for me", which made Gu Zheng want to bite him.

It is said that this little bitch is an orphan, the family is poor, and he is physically disabled (with an expressionless face all the year round).... Uh, it seems that I used the wrong idiom, no matter..., anyway, he is almost a poor boy with a paralyzed face. After chasing Lin Miao, the "beauty" she hugged returned.

Third: Yang Panya is a brat, she doesn't want to see Liu Xian very much, she's used to doing things in her own way, and always follows her younger brother by her side.Before going abroad, he brought a group of underworld gangsters, red-haired and green-haired men, to threaten and bully Liu Xian.

After summarizing the above information, Gu Zheng finally had some understanding in his heart, probably it was a bloody story caused by a love triangle.

What Gu Zheng was thinking about:

Yang Pan: I love you, Lin Miao, but I have to leave... to gain weight, and come back to you when I am so handsome. Wait for me.

Lin Miao: Don’t come back after you leave, my baby, I’m in love with Liu Xian

Liu Xian: (^o^)

杨畔回国：我为你增肥，你TM爱上了别人，还是刘现那个臭男人，呵呵，那么就别怪我不客气了，带着一群暴力男就狠狠揍着刘现，不打死Don't give up.

Liu Xian: //(ㄒoㄒ)//

Lin Miao: If you want to hit me, hit me, I will die for him, woo woo woo...

Then Lin Miao suddenly.

How touching....Ah...Bah! The classic dog-blood story, Gu Zheng, who thought he had guessed the truth, quickly flapped his little wings and praised his wit, haha, what the hell? Smart. ^v^

Complacent, Gu Zheng sped up his speed and flew to the girls' dormitory, wanting to check on Lin Miao's situation and verify the truth of the news by the way.As a result, as soon as he flew to the stairs of the floor where Lin Miao lived, he heard bursts of tenor voices, crying sputteringly.

Gu Zheng was stunned. What's going on? It's already ten o'clock in the evening, and the female hosts are all locked. Except for me, a male mosquito, where did the male creatures come from?

It was a flower picker, but if it was a flower picker, wouldn't it be a girl who cried?This man is crying like this, uh, what is he trying to do? □□Be raped instead?

Gu Zheng flew to the side of this crying miserably man with curiosity, and he became even more curious when he looked at him.

The man was wet all over, and his clothes were dripping with water, like a water ghost just crawled out of the river.

Uh...wait, water ghost... isn't this a ghost, the clothes have been dripping for a long time and the floor is not even a little wet.

Gu Zheng flew back a certain distance out of instinct, MMP is really a ghost, or the drowning ghost that Gu Zheng fears most.

If you want to ask why Gu Zheng is afraid of drowning ghosts, the origin lies in his father who cheated his son. He took him to swim, but he didn't teach him, which caused Gu Zheng to almost drown in the sea. When he was a child, he thought it was the water ghost who caused the trouble. , I was terrified when I heard about water ghosts later.Although I grew up and knew that it was caused by leg cramps, but the psychological shadow has been lingering.

Gu Zheng was terrified, although the water ghost buddy didn't notice the mosquito three or four steps away from him at all, and was crying vigorously, but Gu Zheng didn't dare to relax his vigilance, and stopped on the porcelain plate to admire the ghost brother's Fancy crying show.

10 minutes later, Brother Ghost was crying... Gu Zheng admired it with gusto

Half an hour later, Big Brother Ghost was still crying... Gu Zheng closed his mosquito eyes and fell asleep... told himself to hold back...

Two hours later, Big Brother Ghost was still crying...I'll go, Gu Zheng couldn't take it anymore.

Directly "buzzing buzzing" roared: "Can you cry in another place, you are in my way, you are so fat."

God knows how hard Gu Zheng endured, if it wasn't for this fat man blocking the only passage into Lin Miao's bedroom with his huge body, the ghost... ah, no, Ben Mozi would be lazy to talk to him.

But Gu Zheng dared to howl because the ghost couldn't hear him. Anyway, he couldn't hear him, so he cursed a few more words, just to relieve the anger brought by the dog system.

"Buzz buzz..." "Damn system, dead fat smash..." Gu Zheng cursed happily, without even noticing that the water ghost was shocked when he heard his first curse. Gradually stopped crying, hiccupping incessantly.

When Gu Zheng finished cursing, the water ghost hiccup gradually stopped, and he said angrily, "Who? Who is scolding me? I don't want to live anymore, and dare to scold me. Do you know who I am? Come out for me? "

Gu Zheng: ...>_

I ask: What should I do if my swearing is heard by the Lord?Wait online, hurry up! ! !

What can be done?of course.....

Of course, I continued to scold, and I wanted to scold even louder and more ugly.

After finally finding a ghost who can understand his speech, can Gu Zheng let him go?

Of course not, scolding hard, trying to attract his attention?Otherwise, who would have thought that it was a mosquito talking.

"Buzzing, buzzing...", "I'm here, you fat man, I'm this mosquito..." The emperor paid off!Finally, under Gu Zheng's relentless scolding, the water ghost found the source of the sound.

A mosquito the size of a mung bean was flapping its wings, buzzing and talking with its head held high.

Water ghost: ..... these days, even a mosquito has become a sperm.

The water ghost raised his hand, Gu Zheng thought he was coming to catch him, so as to facilitate the communication between the two parties, so he flew over happily.

Unexpectedly, that fat man slapped Gu Zheng backhandedly.

Gu Zheng:......, Gu Zheng was instantly stunned, what kind of plot is this?I won't be shot to death, right? He hurriedly checked his body, it's okay, it's okay, this ghost can't hit him.

After checking the security, Gu Zheng yelled: "What the hell do you want to do, this mosquito... the mosquito fairy, it is your honor to condescend to scold you, but you dare to shoot me and put me to death. Damn , believe it or not, I'll kill you."

The fat man was afraid at first, and then said indifferently: "I'm a ghost anyway, how do you want to beat me to death?"

Gu Zheng: ......, so reasonable, I was speechless.

But Gu is the one who gets choked so easily... Ah, no, a choking mosquito?

Of course not, so he pretended to threaten: "Hehe, you are dead, I can't fix it, your relatives and friends are always alive, I'll fix them, what can you do?"

Having said that, Gu Zheng felt that his skin seemed to be a foot thicker, but it was just talking, and it wouldn't be a big deal.

When the fat man heard me say this, a sneer flashed across his face, and he immediately answered, "I'm just an older brother, not from the same father and the same mother, you can go to him for revenge, I will definitely support him with both hands and feet. "

Gu Zheng: ...Is there any younger brother who is so looking forward to his elder brother being punished?Si Fat, if your brother knew what you said, he might beat you to death, right?

But in order to maintain his unfathomable and unfathomable posture of the mosquito fairy, Gu Zheng still asked solemnly: "Who is your brother, please report his name."

"Liu Xian, the school girl of this university, you go find him. It's best to kill him." The fat man replied, eager to try and extremely happy.

Gu Zheng: "Liu Xian? Didn't I hear that Liu Xian has a silly younger brother? Who are you, fat?"

The author has something to say: Who is this little fat man? ?Can you guess it?

small theater:

System: Host, I will give you a peerless beauty

Gu Zheng: ^v^ Come, come, come, very welcome

System: Look at the photo, my Lin Miao

Gu Zheng: ╰_╯, get lost