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Chapter 290 Cafe State

Chapter 290

Meow Meow Cafe.

It was approaching noon, and as usual, this maid cafe started to get a little busy. In addition, because it was the weekend, many people on vacation chose to spend part of their precious time this weekend meeting these cute people. maids.

After all, for these dead houses, it is a very wonderful thing to be respectfully said in neon language by these lovely maids in maid outfits and white stockings, "Master, please have coffee".

Some "new players" who came to Mew Cafe for the purpose of trying something new or seeking novelties soon fell in love with the maids. In order to hear the sweet voices and win the favor of the maids, they kept drinking coffee. Order coffee.

And some old players, as well as ashes players, all quietly drank coffee in their seats with disdainful faces, and did not show the slightest interest in those maids who were usually rare.

It's not that they don't like maids and Baisi, on the contrary, these people used to be like these new players, obsessed with the maids of this shop all day long, and they were all stupid in order to win the favor of these maids, as if they were talking to their own As if he couldn't bear his shoulders, he kept ordering coffee to please the maids.

However, until one day, a new maid came to this shop... No!It's a loli maid!To be exact, it is a cat-eared loli maid!

It wasn't until they saw this cute little loli maid that they realized how short-sighted they were before. It turned out that there are such cute maids in this world!

It was also this cute cat-eared little loli maid who caught the appetite and eyes of everyone present after seeing her cuteness, even those ordinary maids who were originally cute , It must be completely out of the eyes of these people.

But it's a pity and regrettable... This cute little loli was just a flash in the pan at first, and never appeared again. Instead, there was a new person named "Hua Tian Xia Da Ji" on the Beep site.

loli.

Then these people were surprised to find that this little loli called 'Funny' was not the cat-eared and silver-haired loli maid I saw in Meow Meow Cafe?

At the beginning, these people still had some illusions about this cute little loli, thinking that she was just out of hobbies and simply wanted to show herself on the platform of Bizhan. She will return to this maid shop again, and change into a cat-eared maid outfit to work.

But who would have thought that everyone optimistically underestimated the potential of this little loli, no matter if it's house dance or music, even the game area, ghost animal area, and even the technology area have her traces, and she hasn't stopped at all. On the contrary, it is a posture of total dominance.

And its popularity has also risen straight like a rocket, until the little loli who was once within reach has evolved into the current high and unreachable situation...

……

In the corner of the coffee shop, a guy with rimless glasses and a standard otaku look is playing with the boxy sugar cube in his hand. The most conspicuous thing on him is the T-shirt with funny expressions on it. shirt.

Then the man seemed to remember something, and suddenly raised his head and asked the person sitting opposite him.

"Hey, Li Xinke, do you think she will come back to work?"

Li Xin naturally knew who the "she" was referring to. He absently stirred the coffee that had been cold for some time with a coffee spoon, shook his head and asked back with a bitter smile.

"work to earn a living?"

"It is impossible to work part-time, and it is impossible to work part-time in this life... I think we are wasting time coming to the coffee shop every day to wait for a miracle to happen."

After finishing speaking, Li Kexin, who had broken the jar, loosened the spoon that was stirring the coffee in his hand, and the metal and ceramic collided to produce a crisp sound.

This sound seemed to represent that the patience in his heart had been exhausted.

It's been a month... It's been almost a whole month, whenever Li Xinke has the opportunity and free time, he will come to this Meow Meow Cafe with eagerness and anticipation, but every time he opens the door, accompanied by 'ding' The ringtone of "Lingling" is the same as that of the ten thousand years, and the ears can almost hear the neon words of "Welcome, Master". After scanning but not finding that petite and cute figure, I feel inexplicably lost.

He gave up computer games, cultivating immortals, sleeping late, and his favorite book... Almost all of his free time is spent waiting...

However, after a month, what did I get?

Apart from my shrinking wallet, the only gain I've gained is probably that I got to know a lot of people here who were also 'poisoned' by this cute little loli.

These people also have the same goals and beliefs as me, and they come to this cafe every now and then to drink coffee with him throughout the day.

It's not how delicious the coffee here is, nor how cute these maids are. The only thing I want is to be able to meet that cute little loli again.

At this moment, the spectacled man opposite Li Xinke, whose gaze had been dazed and lost, suddenly clasped his hands together and muttered a prayer.

"God! Lord Kami! I pray that you can realize my wish! Please let me see the funny little loli with my own eyes! I don't ask for extravagance! Just meet once! If my wish comes true, I am willing. For the rest of my life..."

After praying to this point, the man gritted his teeth and raised his head and said with determination.

"Quit masturbation!"

puff--!

Before Li Xinke could complain, a customer drinking coffee at the next table spit out water first.

"Hahaha... Just you? Still want to meet the famous funny little loli? Are you still trying to stop masturbating?"

The customer hurriedly put down the coffee cup in his hand, wiped it with a paper towel, and said with a smile that he didn't care about his gaffe just now.

"Oh... I'm afraid you will never see the funny little loli again in your life... At the last comic exhibition, I was lucky enough to look at the cute figure of the funny little loli with my own eyes under the stage of the comic exhibition. It’s not that it’s too funny, I’m afraid that maybe I can still ask for a handshake and group photo plus an autograph..."

This person showed off triumphantly without regard for other people's feelings.

In fact, Li Xinke has also been to the comic exhibition last time, but it was a pity that he was still waiting in the coffee shop. When he received the news that the comic appeared at the comic exhibition, he took a taxi anxiously and even ran a red light. When the manga exhibition was on site, Hao Meng had already sneaked away from the backstage.

So the last time the comic exhibition came back without success, even he was sad and regretful for a long time.

Snapped--

Li Xinke, who was thinking wildly, suddenly heard the sound of something breaking. When Xun Sheng lowered his head and looked down, he was shocked to find that his deskmate blushed and in anger, crushed the sugar cube in his hand to pieces. You can't help but explode.

Not wanting to destroy this place full of good memories, Li Xinke hastily patted him on the shoulder and whispered comforting words.

"Don't be impulsive. Don't pay attention to this superior dog who is showing off his superiority. He doesn't know that it was us who came first. In fact, we are the earliest fans of the funny little lolita. For the sake of being funny, don't be impulsive..."

At this tense moment, the doorbell of the coffee shop suddenly trembled and rang...

(End of this chapter)