armyinform Chapter 44
Chapter 44
It was the first time for Su Shen to type and chat with someone, and she still didn't know how to use pinyin. Fortunately, she knew how to adjust handwriting.
But handwriting was relatively slow, and Su Shen watched helplessly as messages came out one after another.
【say something】
【Is your name Chen Xiaoluo? Is that your first name or your nickname?】
【My name is Chen Ziang, you can call me Aang】
[I heard people say that you are very beautiful]
【Why don’t you have any photos in your circle of friends? It’s still set to be visible for three days. Is it a secret that’s inconvenient for me to see?】
At this moment, Su Shen finally finished writing slowly:
【what are you saying】
Nie Ziang's typing speed stopped for a while.
Immediately afterwards said:
[Traditional characters? 】
[I know, someone must have told you that I like Taiwan sister, and I have a heart, haha]
【But it’s not necessary, I’m a reasonable person, so you don’t need to make up things to please me】
[Sorry, I'm a bit straight, I don't have any twists and turns, I mean it literally, don't be upset]
Su Shen deleted and typed, typed and deleted, and finally got annoyed and sent a question mark.
【? 】
Nie Ziang said:
【What's the meaning? 】
[I don't like high-cold girls, I advise you not to post symbols]
【Do you have a photo? 】
This time Nie Ziang didn't say anything, Su Shen finally finished writing the reply successfully:
【No】
Nie Ziang came over like a machine gun:
【Is there no or dare not show me】
[It's okay, I don't judge people by their cover, that's too superficial]
【Send me a photo of you】
【quick】
Su Shen didn't understand why the other party was so urgent, she ran out of bed and smashed the bathroom door.
Chen Xiaoluo's voice came from across the door, full of impatience: "What are you doing?!"
"This person asked you for a photo, do you have it?"
"No! No!"
Su Shen returned to the bed slowly, and said as he walked, "It's not that I don't send it to you, it's true."
She was about to write when the other party's direct video request popped up.
Su Shen carefully identified it, and out of curiosity, he clicked on the answer.
Loud music mixed with loud human voices came from the small mobile phone.
The lights on the screen are flickering and colorful, reflecting on the magnified face in the middle, it looks like this face is colorful.
Su Shen slightly opened his eyes wide in surprise.
Nie Ziang was drinking, he held up half of the bottle, and saw the other party answering the video.
During the connection, he hugged his beautiful sister who was sitting on his lap in his arms, and said, "She is definitely an ugly girl. Later, you must be willing to bet and admit defeat, and don't play tricks."
Then he saw Su Shen.
Nie Ziang was stunned for a moment, then pushed his sister away, and immediately sat up straight.
The person on the screen has a delicate oval face, skin as white as creamy skin, and almond-cut eyes like a wine glass full of stars. One glance makes people want to drown in it.
Nie Ziang saw too many beauties and thought he was immune to women's looks, but after seeing this, he realized how short his previous knowledge was.
The looks of the people in the video are not the stereotyped beauty of modern plastic surgery beauties, but rather beautiful, as if they do not exist in the world, and there is an inexplicable hazy feeling, which makes people feel frightened and mysterious. It is so mysterious that publicizing it to the outside world seems to be a kind of blasphemy, so it can only be kept secret.
If at this moment, Chen Xiaoluo knew what he was thinking in his heart, he would definitely roll his eyes and ask again: Are you sure it wasn't a conditioned reflex produced by your sixth sense after seeing a ghost?
Nie Ziang raised his hand to stroke his chest, the heart inside was beating wildly.
I'm in love, he thought.
Su Shen looked at the red, green and green lights curiously, and asked, "What's on your side?"
"Ah? My side?" Nie Ziang hurried to the bathroom, and his companion called him from behind as if he would burn his ass, but he couldn't hear him at all, and only had 'Chen Xiaoluo' in his eyes. '
The sound insulation in the bathroom is good. Once the door is closed, all the feasting and feasting are isolated from the outside.
He was afraid of leaving a bad impression on 'Chen Xiaoluo', so he said: "It's okay, my friend bought a new lantern and it's showing it now."
"You have many friends." Su Shen thought of the noisy environment just now.
"Ah—it's okay, it's okay, men, they always need some friends, but you women can't do it."
"Why not?" Su Shen quite liked making friends.
"Fool," Nie Ziang said in a doting tone, with a tender and tired expression on his face, he deliberately pressed his voice to make a bubble sound, chuckled, and said, "Think about it, after we get married in the future, I will definitely not let you work. You have to take care of me at home. Now some women, watch a few videos, watch marketing accounts, and yell every day not to marry, not to be a full-time wife, and not at all feminine. I don’t like this, so you just stay Take care of our children at home, cook for me when I'm hungry, by the way, can you cook?"
Su Shen thought for a while, and said, "I don't think so. Chen Xiaoluo is a workaholic, and she won't agree to be a full-time wife."
Nie Ziang subconsciously thought that this person was calling his name, and he didn't think so, and this kind of self-proclaimed made him more sure that 'Chen Xiaoluo' was a silly and sweet person.
In his impression, this kind of girl likes to listen to sweet words, likes bags, lipsticks and cosmetics, as long as the money and greetings are in place at the same time, she can be coaxed without paying much attention.
"It's so tiring to go to work, and you have to look at other people's faces. Oh yes, Xiao Luo's family runs a company. I'm planning to start my own business. I'm still planning to enter what industry."
Su Shen didn't understand: "What do you mean?"
Nie Ziang said: "Of course we are in a good family together, little fool, I will go to Xiao Luo's house to help manage the company, which will save me the trouble of choosing a career. As for you, just stay at home and take care of the children. For women, it's better to be traditional, right? "
Su Shen felt that this person spoke strangely. She thought about adjectives for a long time, and Chen Ken said, "You are so confident."
"A man should be confident, and self-confidence is the foundation of a foothold."
"What about the woman?"
"Women also need to be confident, more confident than you, I will always love you, little idiot."
Su Shen was a little angry.
This person named Nie Ziang chatted for less than 5 minutes, calling her stupid, and saying she was stupid, endlessly paying back.
"How smart are you?"
"Huh?" Nie Ziang, who changed the topic, couldn't react in time. He turned his head and immediately understood that this person was really asking about the child's genes, so he said, "I scored [-] in mathematics and [-] in Chinese in elementary school."
Another unfamiliar word.
What is elementary school?
Su Shen had question marks on her face, but she understood what Nie Ziang wanted to express: "You mean you are very smart?"
"Of course, little idiot, how can you be a man if you're not smart, haha~" Nie Ziang leaned on the sink with one hand, rolled and rolled, and laughed softly.
again? !
Su Shen said angrily, "How stupid am I!"
"In my eyes, you will always be a little fool~"
Su Shen said with a blank expression: "Is it in your eyes? Wait, I'll go and gouge your eyes out!" She has never been wronged like this!
Su Shen put the phone away and ran to the bathroom without knocking on the door, just going through the wall.
Chen Xiaoluo was listening to music and singing comfortably, feeling something blocked in front of her, she opened her eyes and saw a magnified Su Shen who was close at hand.
Chen Xiaoluo shrinks silently into the foam.
Seeing that she had discovered him, Su Shen stepped back, folded his hands on his chest, frowned, and said in a tone of grievance, "When are we going out, I'm going to poach Nie Ziang's eyes."
Chen Xiaoluo: "???"
Impossible three words were about to blurt out almost immediately, she felt weird, so she came to a sudden stop when the words came to her mouth.
After making an agreement with Su Shen not to kill people, Su Shen seldom had the idea of using violence against living people, and perfectly abided by the agreement. Moreover, maybe he was alone in the tomb for too long, Su Shen liked to communicate with people very much, and like now This is the first time for someone to bluntly say that they want to goug someone's eyes.
Chen Xiaoluo said: "What happened?"
"He scolded me," Su Shen said, "he has been scolding me, saying that I will always be a fool in his eyes."
Chen Xiaoluo was full of question marks.
Swearing at people without saying a word, is there still such a person now?What kind of tutoring is this?
Chen Xian introduced something to her.
Chen Xiaoluo felt that she couldn't believe what the family said, she wanted to see the evidence.
"Bring me the phone."
"En," Su Shen raised his chin and nodded heavily.
Then angrily pierced through the wall.
Over there, Nie Ziang realized that there was only a ceiling left in the picture, and couldn't help but shouted.
"Where are you, Xiao Luo? Don't be shy, Xiao Luo, come out, did I say something wrong?"
No one answered.
But he has a sense of self-confidence, thinking that the other party must still be there, just to show his temper, to give him a blow, and let him take the initiative to coax him.
Nie Ziang said softly: "Oh, I was wrong, all my mistakes are my fault, baby, don't ignore me, my heart is broken, listen, he is breaking into pieces."
As he spoke, he put the phone against his chest, so that the sound of the heartbeat would be amplified and transmitted to the phone.
There was still no movement, Nie Zian was a little angry.
He felt that even if they were husband and wife in the future, he should not show weakness. After all, women can't get used to it, and the more they get used to it, the more they push their noses and faces.
Not only Chen Xiaoluo has a temper, he also has a temper, and he needs to be coaxed!
snort!
"Still talking? I'm angry."
"I'm wrong, what else do you want, let me see you."
"Who brought you down? I know you are not such a person, good boy, girls should be gentle, so that men will like it."
"Tsk, don't talk, it's boring, Chen Xiaoluo, I hate women who lose their temper the most."
Su Shen came out just in time to hear this sentence.
He took the phone and found that the other person's face was as smelly as someone who borrowed money from him and didn't pay it back.
Nie Ziang saw the camera move, and then the face that made his heart tremble reappeared in sight.
Nie Ziang was overjoyed, thinking that what he said had worked, he hurriedly said: "You figured it out, but you made me wait so anxiously, if you get angry again, I will blame myself to the point of jumping off the building."
When you see it, hurry up and coax it, and give a sweet date with a stick.
Nie Ziang, the prodigal son in love, knows this well, but he will only do this to one woman in the future, who made him have the ability to make him fall in love with this woman.
When Su Shen heard this, is there such a good thing?Hastily said: "Well, you go."
As he spoke, he walked to the bathroom.
Nie Ziang was taken aback, and said, "Where am I going, I'll go to your heart."
Su Shen said with disgust: "Why do you come to my heart, you go away, I don't want it."
Holding the mobile phone, she couldn't go through the wall, so she turned the handle with the other hand.
"If a woman says no, she wants it. I understand, playing hard to get, what a naughty little fool."
When Chen Xiaoluo heard this sentence for no reason, he shuddered suddenly.
"Oh, scold me again!" Su Shen was so angry that he immediately floated up.
"Chen Xiaoluo! Teach me to swear!"
Nie Ziang pinched his throat and acted like a spoiled child: "Oh, I will scold you as soon as I want, baby, I will only scold you from now on~ Hehe, Chen Xiaoluo is not allowed to swear, Chen Xiaoluo is a good boy, good babies can't swear."
Chen Xiaoluo's pupils trembled, and he felt nauseated.
"What's the matter with this man, Nie Ziang?"
The voice in the video paused for a moment, and immediately resumed the bubbly sound: "Baby, who is talking, is there anyone else around you?"
Chen Xiaoluo calmly said: "The voice switch is the arrow on the screen."
"Oh," Su Shen looked around the screen carefully, found the arrow, and after clicking it, the screen disappeared.
Chen Xiaoluo wiped her hands, turned to the phone, and pressed the loudspeaker.
Nie Ziang was halfway through speaking, and his voice was artificial: "...camera, I want to watch you, let me see you."
Chen Xiaoluo's stomach churned again, "Can you speak well? A 25-year-old can't even pronounce?"
There was silence again.
When speaking, he changed back to a sincere tone: "Are you?"
"Chen Xiaoluo."
Nie Ziang let out a chuckle: "Is it time to guess the wife now? I can still hear my wife's voice. Although your voice is nice, it's too delicate. Where's Xiao Luo? I want to talk to her."
Chen Xiaoluo flipped through the chat records, the more she frowns, the deeper she frowns, and even the eyes that look at the chat box become subtler.
When You Qi saw that this person still wanted to take over her company, his eyes immediately changed, as if looking at an idiot.
The live version of online jokes?Art comes from life?
Chen Xiaoluo laughed angrily.
She sent a screenshot of the chat history to Chen Jingxuan, and added: Uncle Chen Xian has a grudge against me?
The phone is still calling: "Xiao Luo? Xiao Luo, come out, don't play, I miss you, don't you miss me, don't you look at me, am I not good-looking?"
Chen Xiaoluo said: "Yes, it's not good-looking, don't bark, the pigs in the pig farm in the village are more beautiful than you, and the air bubbles should be cured, it's like a fermented septic tank, it can't be separated from people."
"Who are you?" Nie Ziang immediately changed his face: "You are Xiaoluo's girlfriend, right? Is there anyone who treats a girlfriend like this? Even jealousy is too blatant, the smell of tea makes you face."
"What do you have to be jealous of? Give me back the tea, do you deserve it?" Chen Xiaoluo said: "Go and treat your brain first, it looks like a big person with cerebral palsy, who gave you confidence, what do you call yourself, your full Do you have air bubbles stuck in your throat?"
At this time, Chen Jingxuan's news popped up.
First there are three bright red exclamation marks, followed by a sentence:
[I'll deal with it right away, you delete this idiot. 】
"Hey, I'm stupid, where did you come from, little girl, if you check upbringing like this, your family doesn't..."
Halfway through the conversation, the call was cut off.
Chen Xiaoluo took a deep breath, threw the phone to Su Shen, and climbed out of the bathtub by herself.
"Why?" Su Shen watched Chen Xiaoluo dry himself with the strong wind, and began to put on his clothes.
"Damn it." Chen Xiaoluo buttoned up his buttons as he spoke, his movements were quick and powerful, and he looked very angry.
Su Shen's eyes lit up: "Are you going to find him? How to do it, I want to poach my eyes."
Chen Xiaoluo was silent for a moment, and said: "Let me tell you, there are many ways to take revenge, and it doesn't have to be killing."
Su Shen tilted his head and asked doubtfully, "Then you want to release ghosts to scare him?"
Chen Xiaoluo was already fully dressed at this time, walked outside, passed by Su Shen, and patted her on the shoulder: "There are many ways, come with me, I will teach you a trick today."
"Oh," Su Shen seemed to understand, and followed Chen Xiaoluo.
Chen Xiaoluo made a phone call: "Chen Cheng, have you slept or not, I'm bothering you so late... I need your help with something, um, let me check things with you, the little ghost who detects the wind."
As she talked, she walked through an archway and courtyard to a door that was still lighted.
Knock on the door.
"Here we come," Chen Dongfeng's voice came out, and as the words fell, the door was opened, and Chen Dongfeng stood in front of the door in his pajamas: "Miss Xiao Luo? Su Shen? What's the use of the two late-night visits?"
Chen Xiaoluo said: "I'm in trouble, I'm asking you to borrow something."
Chen Dongfeng's eyes widened in shock: "Who is so powerful, ah no, so bold, and dares to trouble me, Miss Luo?"
Chen Xiaoluo said: "Let us go in first."
"Ah yes," Chen Dongfeng hurriedly stepped aside: "Please come in, please come in, I forgot, just sit down, drink water or Coke, do you want to drink Sprite?"
Chen Dongfeng's room has a half-size refrigerator.
Su Shen said, "Don't drink."
Chen Xiaoluo: "Can I have both Coke and Sprite?"
"Okay." Chen Dongfeng took out two bottles of Coke and Sprite with different flavors, and put them in front of Su Shen: "I know you can have a big appetite, drink it hard, and there will be more after drinking."
Su Shen unscrewed a bottle, and was surprised to find that there were countless bubbles rising up. She was anxious and quickly put the bottle mouth into her mouth.
Then it spewed out with a "poof--".
"What is this?!" Su Shen felt that Chen Dongfeng had poisoned her.
"Ah, wait for the bubbles to subside before you drink," Chen Dongfeng unscrewed a bottle and showed her, "like this", and took a sip by himself.
Under Su Shen's dull gaze, he took another bottle for her.
Only then did Su Shen stretch his brows, feeling satisfied.
Chen Xiaoluo said silently: "With your words, she can empty your refrigerator."
"What's the matter, and it doesn't cost much."
When Su Shen heard this, he was so moved that he almost cried: "You are such a good person, completely different from Chen Xiaoluo, I wronged you, I'm sorry!"
Chen Dongfeng: "?"
Seeing that the topic was becoming more and more weird, and there was a vague risk of burning himself, Chen Xiaoluo hurriedly returned to the topic, and said, "Lend me your dream-inducing talisman."
"Huh?" Chen Dongfeng was suddenly drawn back to his attention, "You want to entrust a dream? To whom."
Inducing dreams is similar to that of ghosts, but it is not as easy as ghosts. Not all ghosts can conjure dreams. Generally, only hanged ghosts and water ghosts who commit suicide can do it. Similarly, it is quite difficult for people to implement them. There is specialization in karma, and one must have a special practice secret method in order to learn this craft.
Chen Dongfeng's lineage relies on drawing talismans to drive away ghosts, and dream-inducing talismans is one of the undisclosed vacation methods.
"My blind date's girlfriend."
The amount of information was too large, Chen Dongfeng couldn't process it all at once, and was momentarily stunned: "Huh?"
The next moment, he slapped the table, his eyes lit up excitedly: "There are still such things! It's unreasonable, I like to watch this kind of things the most, leave it to me, and promise to complete the task!"
"So energetic," Chen Xiaoluo said with a smile, "Then please."
Chen Dongfeng got up, took out a beautifully patterned wooden box from the box on the bedside table, put it on the table and opened it.
A box full of painted spells.
Su Shen felt uncomfortable, dragging the chair and moved back half a step.
Chen Dongfeng glanced at Su Shen, and then said: "I don't have a classification, it's more complicated, there are ghost-suppressing charms and ghost-killing charms, sorry."
Su Shen hiccupped after drinking the sparkling water, and the whole ghost was in the state of drunken soda. He waved his hand and said indifferently: "It's okay, it just affects my appetite. I don't want to look at them."
Chen Dongfeng sighed, and turned the box around, with the back facing Su Shen, and the half-opened lid completely blocked the contents inside.
Ghost-suppressing charms and ghost-killing charms are existences that can directly put ghosts to death. Even the highest-level ghost-drawing charmer can only draw two pieces a day, and just putting them there can shock the ghosts around 20 meters away , The power is terrifying, many people ask for a piece of gold, and put it on their body for safety and blessing.
Chen Dongfeng is currently able to draw, but he can't draw for two days. Even so, he has used this spell to eliminate A+ level ghosts, and the deterrent effect is not small.
As for Su Shen, such close contact only affected his appetite, which shows that Su Shen's cultivation is far above him.
The most important thing is that he, Miss Luo, was able to subdue her.
Chen Dongfeng, who is determined to catch up with Chen Xiaoluo and feels that he will succeed within five years: …
He almost burst into tears.
Chen Dongfeng sighed secretly, put aside this super shocking matter, and said to Chen Xiaoluo: "Do you have a name and azimuth?"
Chen Xiaoluo: "Wait a minute, we'll be there soon."
As soon as the words fell, there was another knock on the door.
Because Chen Xiaoluo was there, Chen Dongfeng didn't close the door, but just closed it.
He raised his voice: "Come in!"
Chen Cheng pushed the door open and entered, holding a pale yellow Mingqian paper in his hand, and three ugly, monkey-like little ghosts hanging on his shoulders.
Seeing Su Shen, the three little ghosts immediately yelled and crawled towards Chen Cheng's back, trying to hide themselves.
Su Shen hiccupped and said, "I won't eat you."
The three little ghosts seemed to have received an amnesty order. They poked out half of their heads from different directions behind Chen Cheng. Their black eyes watched intently for a while, making sure that the other party was not malicious, and then crawled back to their original positions.
"I found it," Chen Cheng sat between Chen Xiaoluo and Chen Dongfeng, the farthest away from Su Shen, so that the kid would not be scared away by Su Shen's resentment.
Three people and one ghost sat around the Eight Immortals table.
"Miss Xiao Luo, you are right, I did find out, there are three in total, but why should I look for this?"
Chen Dongfeng flipped through the Mingqian paper and said, "Don't you know? These are the girlfriends of sister Xiao Luo's blind date. Tsk, there are all kinds of them, and they play quite fancy."
The words on the Mingqian paper seemed to be burned on fire, with teeth and claws, not so much words, but more like scribbles. These are the messages from the wind-detecting ghosts, ghost symbols in the true sense.
"..."
After a brief silence, Chen Cheng blurted out: "Damn it! You can't have this man!"
"There are even more powerful ones." Chen Xiaoluo took out his mobile phone and showed them the chat records.
......
"Wow, I'm going to throw up."
"My life is oily, but I am not oily!"
Chen Xiaoluo said: "There is still a recording, do you listen to it?"
The two looked at each other, and said in unison: "Listen!"
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The author has something to say:
Chen Xiaoluo (lifting his chin slightly, looking at him like trash): Who do you say is uneducated?
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Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Insatiable, 10251;
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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!