armyinform Chapter 40
Chapter 40
"Can't you?" Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Su Shen sipped the candy and asked innocently and innocently.
Chen Xiaoluo wished she was dumb, and said, "Of course not."
Su Shen: "Why?"
She asked with a sincere attitude and a sincere tone, as if she really didn't think there was anything wrong with this behavior.
The two policemen frowned, keenly aware that things seemed not that simple.
"Ma'am, it's wrong to steal other people's things. Is there something wrong with your social cognition?"
Chen Xiaoluo had a weird expression and couldn't say a word.
It's not that there is a problem with Su Shen's social cognition, it is that the police uncle has a problem with Su Shen's cognition.
But it can't be left alone, Chen Xiaoluo has no doubts at all, if they say a few more words, Su Shen will have to be brought to the bureau for education.
She hurriedly said: "Brother policeman, she's joking, you don't look like a fool at such an age, right? She just doesn't count, and she doesn't care about the occasion when she gets naughty." She said to Su Shen, "Apologize quickly."
Su Shen frowned: "Why I... I'm joking, really." At the end, she raised her hand to caress her side waist, her mouth was flattened, her beautiful eyebrows twitched, as if she was enduring pain.
"What's the matter with you, are you okay?" Her small gesture still did not escape the eyes of the police, and the two policemen looked at each other.
"She's fine." Chen Xiaoluo hurriedly stepped forward to support Su Shen: "I'll take her away right away, so I won't cause trouble for you."
After finishing speaking, he tightly held Su Shen's arm with one hand, and wrapped his arms around her waist with the other, and walked away quickly in a posture that seemed to be supporting her on the surface, but was actually forcibly controlling her in his hands.
When walking back with the children, the shorter policeman recalled how they looked when they left, and always felt that something was wrong. He asked his companion, "Is there any problem?"
The tall man smiled: "The one in ancient costume, have you noticed her shadow?"
The short man thought for a while, but he really didn't pay much attention, so he couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong?"
"Her shadow is a little lighter than ours, with blurred edges, and the one with short hair, if I remember correctly, should be named Chen."
The short man still didn't understand, there weren't many people with the surname Chen: "...so?"
The tall man said: "You are really new here, you are new to everything, are you a local?"
"I am." He scratched his head, thought for two seconds, and finally thought about it, and couldn't help but "ah": "You mean?!"
The tall man nodded, motioning him not to speak.
This kind of matter has always been kept secret, and it is only suitable to stop it. It is enough for one to have a bottom line in one's heart, and not to make a fuss.
The short man, whose idea was confirmed, gasped, his heart pounded, irritating his eardrums one after another, he couldn't tell what mood he was in, he was excited, scared, but more fortunate.
He was going to investigate to the end just now, after all, that person had too many doubts, just when he was about to continue to question, his partner stopped him in time with his eyes.
Otherwise, what he will experience at this moment, even he himself dare not guess.
Su Shen was twisted by Chen Xiaoluo to the back of the greenery, away from the crowd before he was released.
"What are you doing, you are sick!" Su Shen hissed while clutching his side waist.
Chen Xiaoluo sat down on the bench next to her, and also covered her side waist, showing pain on her face.
Su Shen cursed: "Are you a masochist, you actually pinch yourself, and you pinch yourself so hard, hiss—"
Chen Xiaoluo sneered back: "You just save me a little worry."
"What's wrong with me?" Su Shen was circling in circles angrily, "I just took a cotton candy from the kid, and I didn't beat him or eat him. More than just a marshmallow, everything about him is mine, and there are no bones left."
"He is a human, a living person." Chen Xiaoluo said.
"Yeah, so what?"
Chen Xiaoluo took several deep breaths in a row, closed his eyes, and said in a low voice: "I know the rule in your ghost world is that the strong are respected, but you are now active in the human world, and the human world also has its own rules. The first is the law. You have to obey."
Su Shen's voice became cold, "You talk a lot of nonsense, are you teaching me how to do things?"
"..." Chen Xiaoluo almost made a move.
She turned around on the spot, put her forehead on the ornamental tree with the thickness of the mouth of the bowl, raised her hand and hammered it twice, then looked up at the light seeping in from the branches and leaves, took a deep breath, and said to herself: She is a ghost, She is an idiot, she soaked in the tomb for 3000 years, her brain was soaked, and then she read: This is the urban area, it is the urban area, it is not good to fight in the street, calm down, calm down, Chen Xiaoluo, you must be fine, calm down, take a deep breath, there is nothing wrong It's hard to get through, calm down!
After brainwashing myself for 3 minutes, I turned around again.
With his hands behind his back, Su Shen lowered his head and kicked the stones on the ground with his toes in boredom.
A laid-back look.
Chen Xiaoluo choked on anger again.
Good guy, I'm so angry here that my pimples are about to pop out, the culprit not only didn't realize it at all, but also... stayed out of it.
"Su Shen!"
Su Shen raised her head all of a sudden, the light reflected in her eyes, shining bright yellow, innocent and innocent.
Chen Xiaoluo: "..."
Not seeing the other party speak, Su Shen frowned, impatiently: "What are you doing!"
The innocent fantasy was instantly shattered, and the face in front of her returned to the familiar and hideous face. Chen Xiaoluo came back again after a moment of momentum, and she said seriously: "Of course I am teaching you how to do things, or would I ask you to sing a ditty? Drunk butterfly?"
Su Shen was stunned for a moment, blinked her eyes, and thought about it seriously: "...It's not impossible," she looked at Chen Xiaoluo suspiciously, with disgust in her doubts: "But you can sing? You are so old-fashioned and pedantic. people?"
An antique ghost from more than 3000 years ago, whose corpse has been weathered away, evaluates a young girl in her early twenties as old-fashioned and pedantic.
Chen Xiaoluo only felt that his eyes were dark, and he almost lost his breath.
She suspected that this ghost was engaging in personal attacks, but she had no evidence!
She simply gave up on reasoning, and said in a tone of asking you to die where you don't agree, and said word by word: "This is the human world, and future actions, no matter what the reason, must be based on the law. For the law, I will organize a copy and put it on the tablet, and you will memorize it within three days."
"why……"
"There's no reason, and there's no but." Chen Xiaoluo took a step forward and put his index finger on the tip of Su Shen's nose to stop what she was about to say, with an extremely terrifying smile.
Seeing this, Su Shen felt a sudden chill from the soles of her feet for some reason. She thought silently for three seconds, then nodded with difficulty.
Only then did Chen Xiaoluo return to her previous position. She supported Su Shen's shoulder and let out a heavy breath.
She has seen through it. When dealing with people like Su Shen, you can't be reasonable. The best reason is that there is no reason. No matter what 21 [-], you just do it for me, just do it without talking, if the result is in place, it means success.
"Go back," Chen Xiaoluo wiped his face: "You confused Chen Cheng, apologize to him."
She could guess Su Shen's reaction with her eyes closed, and as expected, Su Shen frowned, and a universal interrogative sentence popped out: "Why?"
"You stunned him! He believes in you so much!"
"What does he believe in me?" Su Shen said, "Besides, I'm confused about what he has to do with his belief in me."
"It doesn't matter what the relationship is, as long as you apologize."
"Oh." Su Shen wrinkled his nose, half understanding.
One person and one ghost returned to the place where Chen Cheng was sitting. Chen Cheng stood up from afar and waved hello: "Miss Xiao Luo! Here, here!"
Chen Xiaoluo led Su Shen over, and pushed Su Shen in front of Chen Cheng. Chen Cheng was startled: "What, what's wrong?"
Su Shen's facial features were all wrinkled together, as if he was in a dilemma.
Chen Xiaoluo urged
"talk."
Su Shen blurted out: "I'm sorry."
Chen Cheng was stunned for a moment, and immediately said: "Ah, it's okay, it's not your fault, it's because I didn't pay attention."
Because he is a seal master who needs to live with ghosts all the time, in order to better raise ghosts, Chen Cheng’s first tutoring lesson when he was a child was the habits and characters of ghosts. Therefore, he can’t understand the characters of ghosts very well. They have no heart. Every move is sincere, I really want to play with you, and I also really want to kill people. From a professional point of view, it should not be true that I was recruited this time.
Su Shen nodded: "This time it's my fault, next time I'll hit you directly, knock you unconscious, and you won't wake up for three days and three nights—oh!"
The back of Chen Xiaoluo's head suddenly hurt.
Part of it came from the common feeling of her beating Su Shen with her own hands, and part of it was out of anger.
"What are you doing! Do you think I can't deal with you, it's too much, a bully!" Su Shen wailed at the top of his voice, his voice was too loud, and once again attracted the attention of the people around him.
There was an old man who was tired from dancing and was resting on a chair. He had been looking this way since just now.
"Ah, don't hit her," Chen Cheng stammered, "She, she's not... Isn't she just like this! Just teach her slowly, there's no need to get angry."
Chen Xiaoluo nodded and said: "You are right, she is like this."
After finishing speaking, he pressed Su Shen's head: "Come with me."
"Hey, where are you going? Let me go! I can't see the way!"
"Miss Xiaoluo, calm down, why are you angry with her? If you get angry, you will be the one who suffers physically."
Chen Xiaoluo didn't let go, and didn't stop, "Tell Chen Jingyao, we're going back first."
Chen Cheng couldn't persuade her, and turned around in a hurry. Hearing this, she immediately said, "You haven't had dinner yet. Do you want to eat anything? I'll take it home for you."
Chen Xiaoluo had already walked a certain distance, waved his hands and said loudly: "Don't eat!"
There were no tears in Chen Cheng's quotations, and he couldn't stop muttering: It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over... Miss Xiao Luo won't overtake Su Shen in a fit of anger, no, my seal spirit, what can I do... ..
Not far there, Su Shen broke free from Chen Xiaoluo, yelling that she wanted to fight her, don't think that she is a ghost so you can bully her casually, she must separate from Chen Xiaoluo today who is the boss, give her some Take a look, let her respect herself in the future.
Thinking of her being a dignified figure with more than 3000 years of Taoism, who can walk sideways in the ghost world today, how can she not be bullied by a young girl every day, it is outrageous, a shame and a shame!You don't have the face to tell anyone!
Huainan Prefecture is a city of scenic spots. The commercial street they came to tonight is a newly developed scenic spot. The surrounding facilities are naturally complete, and all of them are repaired historic sites or antique buildings. B&Bs are naturally one of them.
Chen Xiaoluo chose an alley that was still under construction and was sparsely populated to go back to the B&B, just to prepare Su Shen to act as a demon.
It turns out that her choice was right.
"Chen Xiaoluo! I want to fight you one-on-one!"
Chen Xiaoluo clasped his arms together, and said in a contemptuous tone, "Okay."
Su Shen's hostility grew violently, and strong resentment gushed out of his body.
Resentment stained the weeds on the roadside, and the weeds quickly withered under the hazy moonlight as if they had been sucked dry.
The grievances of 3000-year-old ghosts are beyond the reach of ordinary weak flowers and plants.
"Wait a minute!" Chen Xiaoluo stretched out his hand and gestured for a stop.
The spread of resentment stopped abruptly.
"Why?" Su Shen didn't know why, and tilted his head to look at Chen Xiaoluo: "Admitted defeat?"
"Don't know how to fight every day, now is a civilized society, understand?"
Even if Su Shen didn't know much about today's world, he laughed out loud when he heard these remarks: "You have no right to say such things."
"Are you stupid?" Chen Xiaoluo said, "We both share the pain, and we suffer from two injuries."
"It doesn't matter." Su Shen raised his chin, and the moonlight cast a white shadow on her face, inexplicably adding a bit of heroic awe to her: "You can hit my head regardless of your body, and I can temporarily sacrifice my sense of pain , beat you up."
Chen Xiaoluo: "..."
Chen Xiaoluo: "I think we can compare with others."
Su Shen directly replied with a disdainful sneer: "You want to trick me again, you know I don't know anything and said that on purpose, are you lying to a fool?"
Chen Xiaoluo walked to the railing by the side of the road, lightly tapped the railing with his index finger, turned his head, and smiled calmly at Su Shen: "Will you have a drinking party?"
Su Shen asked in surprise, "You want to drink with me?"
"The elder brother of the massage shop owner paid a lot of money for the wine and said he gave it to us as a thank you. What do you mean the more the wine is, the more fragrant it will be?"
Su thought deeply for a second, and decisively agreed: "Okay!"
Among her few common sense of life, she vaguely remembers that the quality of wine seems to improve with time.
They returned to the B&B, and as soon as they entered the suite, a large wine jar with a height of seven and a half people was placed on the coffee table.
Before entering the door, I ran into the proprietress of the homestay, and the proprietress said: "Someone brought it over just now, did you buy wine? It's so big, the mud is not removed, it's very expensive."
Chen Xiaoluo smiled politely: "It was given by someone else."
After closing the door, while Chen Xiaoluo was changing shoes, Su Shen had already picked up an altar.
She weighed it, and the weight was not light: "How do you drink it?"
"You order."
"One person, one pot, whoever gets confused first loses."
Chen Xiaoluo had no objection: "Okay."
Chen Xiaoluo doesn't like drinking, but it doesn't mean she can't drink. In fact, she has never been drunk.
Others said that the more drunk she was, the more sober she became, but Chen Xiaoluo didn't think so, she just felt that she was not drunk.
Since the perception is shared with Su Shen, if Su Shen can't drink well, can she also experience the feeling of being drunk once?
It's a big deal to go to the toilet a few more times, anyway, I won't lose.
"Don't stay here, go back to your room."
Su Shen said, "Which room is yours?"
Chen Xiaoluo picked up a wine jar and entered a bedroom: "Come."
As soon as he entered the door, Chen Xiaoluo first sent a message to Chen Jingyao, explaining where the wine jar came from, and explaining about drinking with Su Shen, then turned off the phone, and set up a sound-proof barrier in the room.
The size of the bedroom is not small, it is twice the size of Chen Xiaoluo's own bedroom. The walls are painted in light pink, the floor is covered with fluffy white plush carpets, there is a double hammock in the middle, and there is a hanging basket on the balcony Chair.
Su Shen sat on the ground and peeled off the mud. Because the jar was too big to lift, she tilted the mouth of the jar towards Chen Xiaoluo.
A strong aroma of wine emerged from the wine jar, filling the whole room in a short while.
Su Shen's cheeks were a little red, and he didn't know whether it was because of excitement or the smell of alcohol.
Following Su Shen's example, Chen Xiaoluo sat on the floor facing her, peeled off the seal, and tilted the mouth of the altar towards Su Shen.
The glimmer of water is clearly visible from the mouth of the altar.
Su Shen has obviously been taught etiquette in this area, and his behavior is quite different from his usual behavior. He has never seen it before, but he is very logical, giving people a feeling: Although I don't understand it very well, it looks so powerful.
After drinking for about half an hour, Chen Xiaoluo suddenly felt dizzy after coming out of the toilet.
She leaned against the bathroom door, held the doorknob with her hands behind her back, shook her head, her eyes were hot.
If she is drunk now, there should be a double image in front of her eyes.
But she was not drunk, what she felt was only what Su Shen conveyed to her.
In ancient times, there were literati who were slightly drunk and wrote poems, but now there is Su Shen who is slightly drunk and has a headache.Maybe not drunk.
Chen Xiaoluo was very disappointed.
Whether it's the feeling of drinking too much, or Su Shen's drinking capacity.
On the other hand, Su Shen didn't have the slightest feeling that she had drunk too much, she was already on top, she stood up, her body swayed, and she held a wine jar that could put her in it with one hand, and it was more than enough to stuff a pillow, and said to Chen Xiaoluo: "Come on, keep drinking! What kind of toilet are you going to, are you not good enough?"
Chen Xiaoluo's head swelled badly, she opened the bathroom door again without looking at it, turned on the faucet, and poured cold water over her face.
The coolness of the water washed away some of the discomfort in my head.
She heard the slight sound of footsteps, she turned her head, and Su Shen came to the door of the toilet with the wine jar in her arms, trying to squeeze the jar which was obviously wider than the door frame.
Still muttering in his mouth: "Huh? Why can't I get in."
In a daze, she saw Chen Xiaoluo who was expressionless in front of her.
So he pointed at her and leaned back with a smile: "Haha, you admit defeat, you tricked me into not getting in, as long as I can't get in, you can't continue to compete with me, run away, shame on you!—— Huh? How did you become three, do you want to fight the few with more? No, no... I will change too."
Chen Xiaoluo watched helplessly as Su Shen hung the wine jar in the air and made... Naruto gestures.
Chen Xiaoluo: "..."
"Oh, why didn't it work, it changed like this on TV."
Su Shen began to use force, resentment gushed out of her body, and instantly smashed the door frame, Chen Xiaoluo didn't stop it.
The moment the broken door frame fell, it was wrapped in resentment and squeezed into slag, and the corpse was destroyed perfectly.
Chen Xiaoluo drove Gang Feng to break away the grievances, chanted quiet formulas in his mouth, dipped his fingertips in cinnabar, and followed the broken track to touch Su Shen's forehead. .
Su Shen froze for a second, and all the grievances dissipated.
All that's left is a messy bathroom.
Chen Xiaoluo slapped his forehead with a slap, and couldn't bear to look any further.
Sin ah.
She dragged Su Shen to the carpet in the middle of the room like she was dragging rubbish, "Drink, drink, drink! It's like a whole thing, I thought you were awesome, don't get drunk! "
Su Shen who has lost her freedom is not in a good mood. She still wants to drink, but she can't move. The strong thought is to drive her resentment again.
The wine jar at the door of the bathroom moved twice, was lifted up steadily, and floated in the air.
Chen Xiaoluo: "..."
She wanted to stop it, but as soon as she stretched out her hand, she saw the wine jar stop above Su Shen, then tilted slowly, the mouth of the jar was facing Su Shen's head.
Chen Xiaoluo frowned, realizing that the matter was not simple.
Maybe it's time to turn on your phone's video recording function.
Sure enough, seeing the wine tank pouring wine like a faucet, Chen Xiaoluo opened his mouth and started to drink like that.
"Pfft—" Chen Xiaoluo couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud.
How to describe it, this is probably, funny fucking opens the door for funny-funny is at home.
The key point is that this thing not only comes out when you open your mouth, but it is very considerate. When Su Shen swallows, the wine tank tilts slightly and stops pouring for a while.
Leng did not spill a drop, which can be called the most humane.
While watching it interestingly, Chen Xiaoluo's eyes suddenly went dark.
She had a clear mind, felt the changes in her body accurately, and knew that Su Shen could no longer drink.
I have to go back to my home tomorrow, but I can't go back dizzy.
"Wake up." Chen Xiaoluo took off the jar with a strong wind and sealed it: "I can't drink anymore, you are drunk."
Su Shen, who couldn't drink, groaned dissatisfiedly: "No, give it back to me, I want to drink."
"I think you look like wine." Chen Xiaoluo complained, picked up Su Shen, and was about to throw the wine-soaked ghost into the bathtub to fend for itself, while flushing the alcohol all over his body.
"What are you doing, don't touch me!" Su Shen suddenly struggled hard.
But she drank too much, and her strength was less than one-tenth of her usual strength. Coupled with the restraints, her hands and feet were weak and she couldn't use her strength.
I could only watch as I was carried away like a sack.
When passing by the door frame without a door, Su Shen straightened his body suddenly, like a steel plate, using his 1.6-meter height, to block himself against the door frame, just to prevent Chen Xiaoluo from taking a step forward.
Chen Xiaoluo gasped, not understanding why Su Shen did this.
"I! No! Come in! Ah!" Su Shenjin closed his eyes and howled at the top of his voice, "No! Yes! Move! Me!"
Chen Xiaoluo couldn't bear it anymore, and let go directly, and Su Shen fell heavily on the ground: "There is something wrong with you!"
Suddenly, Chen Xiaoluo's lower abdomen became hot, like a ball of ignorant karmic fire, which quickly spread to all limbs and bones.
It was hot and numb, with an indescribably itchy feeling.
Chen Xiaoluo was dazed on the spot, sat on the ground as if detached, and looked at Su Shen in shock. Su Shen's cheeks were flushed, his eyes were slightly squinted, the tails of his eyes were raised, and the corners of his lips were slightly parted, as if painted with cinnabar. , and unabashedly showed her what it means to be charming right in front of her eyes.
"You," the slight electric sensation spread all over her body from somewhere, and Chen Xiaoluo couldn't help bending her toes. Her tongue was tied up, and it became difficult to happen: "You, why do you still have this reaction after drinking?"
"Chen, Chen Xiaoluo." She broke free from the bondage at some point, Su Shen stretched out his hand, his eyes became deep, and his tone was ethereal, as if covered with a layer of veil: "I'm so hot, what happened?"
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The author has something to say:
Chen Xiaoluo: You ask me? !
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