Chapter 27
Chapter 27
Chen Xiaoluo didn't blush and was not out of breath: "No, he is a serious worker. He works eight hours a day. When he is busy, he can't live. If he is very tired, I will provide you with food, drink, shelter, and I will even open the door for you. The salary allows you to buy donkey meat and burn it, which is already very interesting.”
As soon as Su Shen mentioned this, he became angry: "You didn't feed me at all! Liar!"
"Are you eating less, am I starving you?"
"But didn't I find that all by myself? And your mission?"
"Yes, the task." Chen Xiaoluo quickly forgot about it: "The task I gave you is to let you eat, fill your stomach with wages and make up for it. There is nothing wrong with all benefits, and you have made a lot of money."
Su Shen thought for a while, and it seemed that this was the case. She tilted her head and thought about it, but she always felt that something was wrong. After all, Chen Xiaoluo has such a doggy character, and things that seem to be taking advantage of her often occur without her knowing. The place suffered a lot secretly.
"Look, I even bought you a plane ticket." Chen Xiaoluo picked up the boarding pass and tapped it on his hand: "It's so expensive, it's worth three months of your salary."
"Then I don't want this thing, I want three months' salary."
"..." Chen Xiaoluo choked, and said with difficulty, "No."
"So this kind of thing has nothing to do with me, don't count it on me." Su Shen counted carefully with his fingers: "Also, I don't have to live in your house, all I eat is mine. The workload can't be said to feed me."
She originally counted which one to drink, but it was indeed the soda water given by Chen Xiaoluo for nothing, so she ignored it after a little thought.
"Do you have to count on me like this?" Chen Xiaoluo lowered her eyelashes and flattened the corners of her lips, not very happy.
Su Shen narrowed his eyes: "You did the calculation first."
Chen Xiaoluo denied it without hesitation: "I haven't."
Su Shen didn't want to have a verbal argument with her, so he didn't realize it, and then pointed to the mashed potatoes: "I want to eat that."
Chen Xiaoluo: "..." Why did the topic go back.
She stared at Su Shen for a while: "Do you really want to eat?"
Su Shen nodded.
"Salary advance."
Su Shen didn't care about it: "Okay!"
So she got her wish and ate mashed potatoes.
If she had eaten mashed potatoes from other places, she would feel that this was unpalatable from the bottom of her heart, but she didn't, and everything looked fresh, even if there was a weird taste, it was automatically classified as this thing, even if it tasted so good Son.
Seeing that she was eating with gusto, Chen Xiaoluo suddenly wanted to eat too, so without thinking too much, he ordered one.
After taking the first bite from the spoon, she was taken aback. She looked at the contents of the bowl in disbelief, her eyes full of condemnation.
...what is this?Mouth full of plastic.
If it weren't for the fact that the potatoes were not worth much, she would have believed in the food lightning protection guide in the family group, thinking that this thing was synthetic.
But Su Shenyan almost squinted his eyes when he ate it, what a terrible taste!
She couldn't help asking: "...how do you think the taste is?"
"Well, it's pretty good. It's glutinous, but it's a bit dry. It's potatoes. It's amazing to be able to make something that doesn't taste like potatoes at all!" She praised the chef sincerely.
Chen Xiaoluo bowed down, thinking that he was worthy of his powerful taste buds, and based on the principle of spending money not to waste, he pushed his share to Su Shen: "This is also for you, eat slowly."
Su Shen hesitated with the spoon in his mouth.
The risk of being rejected is what Chen Xiaoluo didn't think of: "?"
"I don't want this, can I have a drink of the same price?"
Chen Xiaoluo refused: "It's on the plane."
Su Shen didn't even think about it: "Advance payment." It was easy to say.
Chen Xiaoluo suddenly regretted letting Su Shen learn such a new word, what is the difference between this and unrestrained loans!
She closed her eyes, and said the words as if squeezed out from between her teeth: "Are you still worth it?"
Su Shen looked puzzled: "It's not expensive, why can't I pay it back..." Halfway through her words, she was so blessed that she changed her thinking line: "Or are you dying soon? Don't worry, I will definitely live longer than you How long!"
She puffed out her small breasts proudly.
Chen Xiaoluo was so angry with her, she said with a smirk: "Don't worry, I'll just say this to you, if that day really happens, I will die with you."
Su Shen poked his head and smiled brightly: "I want watermelon juice."
"I think you look like watermelon juice!" After Chen Xiaoluo said angrily, he slapped the table and got up to buy watermelon juice for her.
It turned out that it was watermelon juice, but it was pure watermelon juice.
If there is anything special, it is nothing more than adding two crystal clear ice hockey inside.
Chen Xiaoluo stared at the glass in his hand and doubted his life.
She felt that she still didn't know Su Shen well enough.
Otherwise, at this price, go to the vegetable market and buy two watermelons to hug and chew. Isn't it delicious?
Those who are willing to eat ice, the big deal is to chill it?
Seeing the bright red watermelon juice, Su Shen's eyes lit up. She couldn't wait for Chen Xiaoluo to sit down. She leaned forward, took the glass with both hands, and said in a sweet voice that she didn't realize: "Thank you~"
It can be seen that he is happy from the bottom of his heart.
Su Shen's voice is a slightly low-pitched girlish voice, with a slight nasal sound at the end of the pronunciation, but the tone of the voice at this time is more sharp and agile.
Hearing this, Chen Xiaoluo was in a trance for a moment, and for some reason suddenly remembered the voice of the elf in the cartoons when she was a child. She covered her ears, calmed down the rapid heartbeat, pulled out the chair and sat down.
"It's super delicious!" Su Shen took a deep breath, satisfied.
Chen Xiaoluo said: "Take it easy, I'll settle the bill for you."
Su Shen waved his hands indifferently: "I know, I know, you are the cheapest."
Then she ate camphor tea duck, steamed buns, and a bag of sweet-scented osmanthus cake.
The sweet-scented osmanthus cake was bought at a snack shop, and there was no stool, so Su Shen was willing to follow Chen Xiaoluo to the departure hall.
After a while, Su Shen's mouth became dry and he didn't want to eat any more. He recalled the Landlord Fight he had just learned, and pulled Chen Xiaoluo's sleeve with great interest.
"Chen Xiaoluo, Chen Xiaoluo!"
Chen Xiaoluo was calculating Su Shen's negative balance, wondering what to do to make it up, without raising his head, "What are you doing?"
"Let's play cards."
Chen Xiaoluo paused her fingers, looked up at Su Shen: "Who gave it to you?"
She doesn't like playing cards, and she doesn't have such things at home, and it's even more impossible to go out.
"It's just in the mortuary of the hospital, do you know it? It doesn't matter, I'll teach you to fight the landlord!"
Chen Xiaoluo: "..." This is really bad all around!
"Don't come, Landlord is a three-player game, we don't have enough people."
Su Shen said: "It doesn't matter, I can fight left and right!"
As he spoke, both hands stretched out in front of Chen Xiaoluo, and the left and right hands began to fight asynchronously.
"..." Still rejected: "No."
Su Shen's face fell instantly: "But it's so boring, aren't you bored?"
"Do not."
Su Shen curled his lips, propped his arms on his knees and supported his face with his hands, and fell silent.
Chen Xiaoluo continued to count.
After a while.
"Chen Xiaoluo, Chen Xiaoluo." Su Shen tugged on Chen Xiaoluo's sleeve.
"What are you doing?"
"Look!" Su Shen pointed excitedly at the young man and woman sitting together in front of him: "They drink a bottle of water together, they must be a couple!"
The voice was too loud, it could be said that it was not concealed, and it attracted the attention of the person on the other side.
Looking at each other, Su Shen didn't feel embarrassed, and waved warmly to say hello: "Hello~"
Chen Xiaoluo supported his forehead, and couldn't help thinking about which link went wrong.
Why did Su Shen, a thousand-year-old ghost with no emotion, become so naive and sweet, more energetic than a serious living person like her.
This is not normal, too lively.
"Su Shen," Chen Xiaoluo called her.
Su Shen withdrew his hand, with an innocent expression on his face: "Huh?"
She lowered her voice so that only she and Su Shen could hear: "What do those two people look like to you?"
"It's human." Su Shen was puzzled.
"Do you have an appetite?" After a pause, she added, "I don't really want you to eat."
Su Shen curled his lips and said without the slightest hesitation: "No."
"why?"
"I still want to eat you more, although the male, nutritional content? That's what I said, it's a little higher than the female, but compared with you, tsk..." Su Shen shook his head: " It's the difference between fly legs and kebabs."
Chen Xiaoluo understood that Su Shen was being picky.
but--
"Is it just kebabs? It shouldn't be more advanced, such as Man Han Banquet or something."
One of Su Shen's ability to focus on key points can be: "What is the Manchu Banquet?"
"...No, it's okay, you don't need to know."
Su Shen was suspicious: "Is it for food?"
"You should play Doudizhu." Chen Xiaoluo said, took out the tablet from his bag, and downloaded Doudizhu on the spot.
Su Shen said firmly: "It must be for food."
"Do you want to play?" Chen Xiaoluo raised his eyebrows.
"I want to eat..."
Chen Xiaoluo covered her mouth and said: "It's fine with a full banquet, not only you can't afford that stuff, but I can't afford it either."
Su Shen's long eyelashes blinked, and he put his hands together, pulled Chen Xiaoluo's hand away, and said in disgust, "You are so humble, how can you be so big, you can't even afford a full banquet."
"You understand what the Manchu Banquet is before you talk." Chen Xiaoluo was too lazy to argue with her, and just wanted to quickly expose this topic.
After all, if Su Shen knew that there were 108 dishes in the Manchu Banquet, she would definitely try none of them, even one dish a day.
Scary to think about.
Chen Xiaoluo took the tablet and confronted Su Shen: "Do you want to play Fight the Landlord?"
Su Shen didn't understand, so: "There are no cards, didn't you say you want three people?"
"I don't understand." Chen Xiaoluo smiled slightly: "Go to the Internet, there are people anytime, anywhere."
Su Shen: "?"
"I teach you."
Su Shen is a ghost who is willing to accept new things, and he learns quickly. He has mastered the basic operations and gameplay in a short while, and can draw inferences.
So Su Shen plunged in.
Chen Xiaoluo said: "I'm going to the bathroom, you just sit down obediently and don't run around."
"Hmm." Su Shen nodded indiscriminately.
Chen Xiaoluo was still worried: "Why don't you go with me."
Su Shen didn't even raise his head: "You're a pervert, you go to the toilet and find a ghost to stand guard."
"..." Chen Xiaoluo said: "Okay, then you are not allowed to scare people."
"Oh, I got it, you're so annoying, go and go!" Su Shen pulled out his hand to push her in the midst of his busy schedule.
Chen Xiaoluo walked away step by step.
The toilet is not far away, and you can see it when you look up, but there are too many people today, so you have to queue up.
By the time she came out, 10 minutes had passed.
He didn't come in, but from afar, he could see Su Shen, who was buried in fighting the landlord, and two young boys sitting on the left and right.
Chen Xiaoluo: "..."
As she walked that way, the exorcist's superior five senses brought convenience, allowing her to hear their conversation clearly from a long distance away.
How should I put it, those two people seemed to be instructing Su Shen to play cards, because Su Shen played too badly and had a bad temper, so from time to time, such conversations spread:
"Shunzi, yes, just get these three, blow them up, yes yes yes..."
Su Shen: "I know, I will do it myself."
"That can't be dismantled! Ah, ah, why did you get out?"
Su Shen: "Why, why don't I take one if he offers one?"
When Chen Xiaoluo walked in, he intentionally made loud footsteps.
The boy in the white shirt on the left raised his head when he heard the voice, his eyes lit up when he saw Chen Xiaoluo, and he smiled politely and reservedly: "What's the matter?"
Before Chen Xiaoluo could speak, Su Shen didn't lift his head and said: "That's her place, she's back, you get up and drive."
"Ah...ah, so," the boy showed embarrassment, and hurriedly got up to apologize: "I'm sorry, I don't know."
Chen Xiaoluo ignored him, looking at the chair that the man sat on, he didn't need to think about it to know that it was warm.
She picked up the bag she put aside and said, "You play first, I'll go and sit there."
Su Shen finally raised his head and asked in surprise, "Hey? Why?"
"Hot." Chen Xiaoluo dropped a word and left without looking back.
The two boys looked at each other and saw question marks on each other's faces.
The boy in the white shirt and glasses chased after him and said, "I'm sorry, that, I didn't know there was someone there before, so I was being reckless."
Chen Xiaoluo didn't look straight at him until he sat down in the new seat, and said calmly, "It's okay, I just don't like being crowded with many people."
The boy didn't know what he misunderstood. He lowered his head and laughed, his cheeks flushed a little: "Actually, I don't like being crowded with many people."
Chen Xiaoluo tilted his head and questioned with his eyes: "?" It means do you have anything else to do?
The boys became even redder. He rolled his eyes, and stretched his ass to Chen Xiaoluo's side, stretched out his hand, and said familiarly: "Hello Miss, my name is..."
Chen Xiaoluo raised her hand between the two, interrupting him: "No need to introduce yourself, I don't want to know you."
"Ah...that's fine." The boy scratched the back of his head embarrassingly, and said, "Is that young lady in Hanfu Doudizhu your best friend? She's very fun to play games."
Chen Xiaoluo moved his eyes down, saw the boy's clothes that were about to rub against his body, and moved back a seat.
Boy: "..." No matter how thick-skinned he is, the topic can't continue.
But the other party is so good-looking, good-looking and cute, if you miss this time, you may never have the chance in your life, so I am really unwilling to give up like this, even if you want a WeChat...
Thinking of this, he made persistent efforts and prepared to continue looking for topics: "Where are you..."
The unfinished words were interrupted again, but this time, he was lifted by the back collar.
He froze for a moment, then looked back, but before he saw his face, what caught his eye was the crimson Hanfu skirt.
Su Shen held the tablet in one hand, and carried him in the other, like carrying a chick.
"Go away." The man who was nearly 1.9 meters tall and weighed [-] catties was easily thrown away, and he was a little confused when he landed. The other boy who followed was also a little confused watching this development. Looking at you, I feel a little dreamy.
"Chen Xiaoluo." Su Shen sat down next to Chen Xiaoluo and asked, "Why did you leave?"
"No." Chen Xiaoluo lowered his head and fiddled with the phone.
Su Shen frowned and thought for a long time, when an electronic sound came from the tablet to urge flowers to bloom.
Chen Xiaoluo: "Aren't you going to fight?"
Su Shen answered irrelevantly: "Are you angry?"
The gaze was too hot, Chen Xiaoluo felt a little uncomfortable, she turned her face to the other side: "No, why am I angry?"
Unexpectedly, Su Shen stood up directly, ran to the other side to sit down, and looked at her intently, his dark eyes were wet, like a puppy trying to please his master: "So why are you angry?"
She threw the question back unchallenged.
Chen Xiaoluo took a deep breath and patiently explained: "I'm not angry."
"Really?"
"Really." Chen Xiaoluo nodded.
Su Shen stretched out his hand: "Then I will advance the wages, give money, and ask for cash."
"..." Chen Xiaoluo couldn't catch her breath and almost choked herself. She unconsciously raised her voice and asked, "What did you say?"
Su Shen puffed up her face: "Aren't you angry? Give me the money." As she spoke, she counted: "At least thirty."
Chen Xiaoluo blurted out: "I'll give you three sticks."
She couldn't understand Su Shen's brain circuit more and more. Is this the generation gap?The gap across the ages? !
"Oh, give it to me~" Su Shen frowned, and spoke in a coquettish tone.
Chen Xiaoluo's heart trembled.
She couldn't stand Su Shen's tone, and she couldn't help but feel soft-hearted when she heard it, her ears itched, and she scratched her heart and lungs.
"Give it to me!" Subconsciously, Su Shen sensed Chen Xiaoluo's weak mood swings, and instinctively made a more favorable choice for her—continue acting like a baby.
"Alright, alright, alright," Chen Xiaoluo turned impatiently through her small bag with a dirty face.
After poking around for a long time, I only found out ten yuan.
"That's it, love or not."
"It's so little." Su Shen took the banknotes, slightly disgusted.
Chen Xiaoluo glared at her: "Don't pay me back!"
Su Shen smiled: "Just kidding, this is for you."
She threw the tablet into Chen Xiaoluo's arms and ran towards the snack shop.
Watching her walking away, Chen Xiaoluo touched her earlobe.
It's getting warm there.
The two boys saw the one in the Hanfu go, and wanted to talk to Chen Xiaoluo.
Before he could get closer, Chen Xiaoluo gave him a murderous look, and immediately froze in place.
There is no doubt that the girl's appearance is the cutest they have ever seen. It is not an exaggeration to describe it as a sunflower, just like the warm autumn sun, not scorching hot, with just the right temperature, just looking at it is crazy addictive , especially those rare crimson pupils, when being watched, there is a feeling of being in the clouds in the sky.
The two boys thought they were good looking, and they were often confessed to in school, so they struck up a conversation again and again. After all, girls, coldness does not necessarily mean coldness, most of them are out of embarrassment, as long as the man Thick-skinned, more sincere, plus the blessing of the face, nine out of ten you will succeed in striking up a conversation.
But this look made them feel cold, and for some reason they suddenly became frightened, their hearts beat so hard that they stopped abruptly, not daring to take a step forward.
"Get out." Chen Xiaoluo's vermilion lips parted lightly, the mouth shape was elegant, and the words and image did not match at all.
The two of them felt that a catastrophe was imminent, they couldn't explain why, they didn't dare to stay any longer, and walked away in desperation.
After a while, Su Shen came back.
She came to Chen Xiaoluo and looked down at her.
Chen Xiaoluo raised his eyebrows, one person and one ghost looked at each other speechlessly.
"..."
"..."
Su Shen: "Stretch out your hand."
"What are you doing, what did you buy?"
"Stretch out your hand." Su Shen repeated patiently.
Chen Xiaoluo didn't know why, so he stretched out his hand cooperatively.
A small snowflake puff fell on the palm of the hand, it was icy cold, and the edge of the seal made the skin slightly itchy.
Chen Xiaoluo opened his eyes slightly.
There are small white snowflakes printed on the bag of snowflake crisps, inside are light yellow sugar cubes, inside are soft and sweet biscuits, green melon seeds and red dried cranberries, and the outermost layer is covered with a layer of milky white milk powder, very beautiful, It looks like an ordinary snowflake crisp, and you can buy a whole bag for ten yuan outside.
For the first time, Chen Xiaoluo didn't feel sorry for the cheated money.
"I'll buy you candy, don't be angry." Su Shen's voice was very soft, coaxing.
"..." Chen Xiaoluo raised his eyes and said with a smile, "You can get rid of me for ten yuan?"
Su Shen glared at her, "Then you don't want to eat it, I'll eat it myself." Saying that, he reached out to grab it.
Chen Xiaoluo took the first step to clenched his fist, and Su Shen took it empty.
"Who said I won't eat."
Su Shen turned and sat on the chair, and said, "Don't get angry after eating."
"I'm not angry in the first place. I have nothing to be angry about." She pushed the candy wrapper away, and a sweet smell flooded into her nostrils.
Su Shen sneaked a peek at Snowflake Crisp like a thief, then quickly looked away, his throat rolled, and he said, "Yes, yes, who knows why you are angry, it's inexplicable, your human emotions are twisted."
Chen Xiaoluo shook the candy in front of Su Shen, and said, "It smells so good~"
In exchange, Su Shen stared at her, turned around and ignored her.
"Su Shen." Chen Xiaoluo patted her on the shoulder.
Su Shen responded angrily: "Why?"
"Turn around."
Su Shen thought that the other party would give her sugar again so that he wouldn't be fooled a second time: "No!"
"Su Shen." Chen Xiaoluo called out again.
"Eat quickly!" Su Shen was very annoyed, feeling that this person didn't know what was good and what was wrong, and he didn't know how to cherish food from the mouth of a ghost.
In fact, Su Shen couldn't figure it out either. Chen Xiaoluo was obviously a hot-tempered bun, and she was used to getting angry every day, but why she felt uncomfortable this time when she got angry, and couldn't continue playing Dou Dizhu. After much deliberation, it might be from the past No matter how angry Chen Xiaoluo was, he never refused to contact her. He didn't run to another place to sit so far away from her like this time.
The person behind said: "I'm done eating."
Only then did Su Shen turn around.
Then Chen Xiaoluo stuffed something into his mouth, it was sweet and had a strong milky fragrance.
Su Shen subconsciously chewed twice, his pupils dilated.
Chen Xiaoluo bit the other half of Snowflake Crisp, and said, "I wouldn't even buy any candy. This candy is too big to eat in one bite. I broke it apart."
Su Shen glanced at her with contempt and vagueness: "Then you don't know how to separate, how stupid you are."
Chen Xiaoluo: "..." What the hell am I doing? ?
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The author has something to say:
Su Shen: This man is so stupid.
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感谢在2021-07-0423:51:41~2021-07-0523:51:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 6 giant towers of Luoshen;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of A-little villain; 5 bottles of looking at the stars;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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