Don't pass Hanhan

Chapter 17

In the end, Chen Xiaoluo spent double the delivery fee and ordered another barbecue takeaway. He reminded Su Shen to go through the front door when he went to get it, so as not to scare people anymore.

Su Shen sneered at this: "It's because they are timid, so it's none of my business."

After being ridiculed by Chen Xiaoluo, she obediently went to get it.

Chen Xiaoluo finally had the barbecue he had been longing for.

Three days later, the most difficult period for my aunt was over, Chen Xiaoluo was alive and kicking, and started to prepare for the trip to Mawu Village, Chuanji City.

"Are you really all right?" Su Shen sat on the crystal chandelier in the living room, his legs drooping, his eyes following the busy Chen Xiaoluo back and forth.

"But you still smell like blood..."

Chen Xiaoluo raised a hand and threw a book over: "Shut up! If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb."

The book was a few centimeters away from Su Shen, wrapped in a dense black mist that appeared instantly, and then slowly fell on Su Shen's lap.

"Air buns." Su Shen muttered in a low voice, picked up the book and was about to flip through it, when the bold characters on the cover came into view: "Female Physiology Common Sense Reader"

"What, I'm not human." Su Shen didn't understand, so he opened a page at random. After seeing the content, he was stunned for a moment, and looked down silently. After a while, he suddenly realized, and closed the book: "So it is!"

Chen Xiaoluo opened the refrigerator and checked the expiration date of the items inside: "So stop making those silly remarks, and read more when you have nothing to do."

Su Shen changed his posture, resting his chin in thought: "So your health is really poor, and it hurts so much. Hey, you will die early."

Chen Xiaoluo took out a box of salted egg yolk-flavored yogurt with half a bottle left, and was sad to find that it had expired. By the way, he choked on Su Shen: "You still worry about which hell you will go to."

"Well, you say you are a person," Su Shen pointed out Chen Xiaoluo's shortcomings with his fingers: "small-minded, angry, poisonous mouth, bad-hearted, violent woman... ah!" Ji Gangfeng knocked her off the chandelier directly.

Chen Xiaoluo's face was ferocious: "You mean your mother."

"Hiss—" Su Shen rubbed his knocked tailbone, and continued to dance wildly on the verge of Chen Xiaoluo's explosion: "Also swearing, vulgar."

"I never scold anyone." Chen Xiaoluo said, "I scold no one."

Su Shen frowned: "You are discriminating against ghosts."

"It's wrong again, I only discriminate against you."

"It doesn't matter." Su Shen stood up, swayed and sat on the sofa, with both hands on the back of the sofa, his chin leaning on his arm: "You can't kill me."

Chen Xiaoluo: "..."

She closed the refrigerator door, looked at Su Shen, her crimson eyes were foggy, "Don't talk too much, come and try?"

Su Shen opened his eyes slightly.

One person and one ghost stared at each other across the living room, and silence spread in the small space.

……

"No." Su Shen turned his face to one side.

Chen Xiaoluo smiled: "Are you afraid?"

"I'm not going to fight with you. You smell bloody bad. I'll be the one who has a stomach ache."

"Ha, just be cowardly, don't make excuses for yourself, why didn't you think so when you were angry with me."

Su Shen arched his body, lowered half his head, revealing a white forehead and a pair of dark eyes: "That's obviously normal communication, you are too narrow-minded."

Chen Xiaoluo suspected that Su Shen was out of his mind: "You scolded me in front of me, spoke ill of me, and you still don't allow me to get angry?"

Su Shen frowned, and defended himself: "I'm telling the truth."

Chen Xiaoluo was too lazy to quarrel with her, and said lightly: "You are a fool."

Su Shen patted the sofa: "Why do you scold me!"

Chen Xiaoluo: "I'm telling the truth."

Su Shen: "..."

"Okay, little fool," Chen Xiaoluo handed Su Shen a large bag of expired food that he packed out of the refrigerator, "Go and throw it away."

Su Shen was unhappy: "Why should I go!"

"Based on the trouble you caused me, I'm your boss."

"Don't go!" Su Shen turned her back angrily, the back of the sofa completely covered her, only a voice could be heard: "I'm tired and need to rest, I'm off work."

Chen Xiaoluo raised his eyebrows: "Who stipulated that you are off work? How come my boss doesn't know."

Su Shen had a big opinion: "The donkey pulling the mill at the entrance of the village needs to rest!"

"...It's not impossible for you to compare yourself like this."

Su Shen blinked, and found that he had been entangled again, and couldn't help being a little annoyed.

Chen Xiaoluo continued: "I haven't passed my menstrual period yet, so I can't exercise vigorously."

It is also written in this book.

Su Shen shuddered. Although it was her first time to experience this kind of pain, it was strong enough for her to engrave it into her DNA.

Definitely don't want to go through it again.

Having said that, but...

"It's just throwing trash, what kind of strenuous exercise." Su couldn't believe it.

"For me," Chen Xiaoluo said confidently, "Everyone's physical condition is different."

"Stop talking," Su Shen stood up, "I'll go."

Chen Xiaoluo sent her out with a smile, stood at the door waving, and said sweetly: "Go early and come back early~"

After saying that, before Su Shen could react, he slammed the door shut.

A posture of fearing that she would come back again.

Su Shen, a ghost carrying a garbage bag, stood alone in front of the door, feeling rather bleak in the wind.

"Women, you always like to say what you mean." She shook her head and sighed as she recited the lines she forgot where she heard them.

Although Chen Xiaoluo's house is small, it is also a villa area. Like other villa area residents, it enjoys higher-level property services. For example, garbage does not need to be thrown at the gate of the community, but can be placed in the garbage storage area outside the courtyard wall.

It takes less than 1 minute to go back and forth.

Su Shen put the garbage bag in the storage area, and she didn't know what Chen Xiaoluo was inside. She couldn't put it right, it was crooked, and it looked awkward. She had an obsessive-compulsive disorder and adjusted it several times. Finally, she found a supportable angle. The garbage bag won't be crooked, so I turned around and walked back.

At this time, two girls passed by the door, and one said: "That is to say, you know how to make me angry every day, a straight guy, a bad guy, I really want to break up."

The other said: "You say that every time, and forgive him every time."

"Oh, no, the main thing is that he gives me gifts every time, and he gives them with a lot of heart, so I can't help but forgive him."

"So whether you like him or a gift."

"Of course it's a person, a gift is a way of expressing regret..."

The two girls walked further and further away, and the words they said gradually became inaudible.

Su Shen glanced at them calmly. He seemed to have received something called a gift in his memory. It was a doll. He forgot what it looked like, and he couldn't remember who gave it to him. The corner of the clothes was embroidered with a bright "deep" character with gold thread. Someone told her in a gentle voice that this was her name.

She was thinking while walking, and when she came back to her senses, she found that she had returned to the courtyard, and in front of her was the door that Chen Xiaoluo had closed, and she raised her hand to knock on the door.

'Boom thump-'

No one opened.

Not surprised at all.

Su Shen stepped forward and walked through the door.

There was no one in the living room, but half a watermelon with a flat cut was placed on the counter in the open kitchen.

Su Shen floated over, picked it up and hugged it in his arms, looked around for a while, and then took a small spoon from the tableware rack next to him without a teacher.

Dig a spoon into your mouth and find it quite sweet.

Holding the watermelon in his arms, Su Shen followed the restraints to look for Chen Xiaoluo, only to find her in another room on the second floor.

This room is relatively spacious, larger than the bedroom, and the floor is covered with thick carpets.

Chen Xiaoluo was bouncing around and hitting sandbags, when Su Shen came in, she didn't look sideways, her eyes didn't look away, she didn't think it was a ghost.

Su Shen didn't care, looked around, found a yoga ball, floated up to sit on the yoga ball, and watched Chen Xiaoluo boxing while eating watermelon.

Chen Xiaoluo changed her clothes when Su Shen was taking out the trash. Her short fluffy hair was held up by a headband, her forehead was full, and she was wearing light and convenient sportswear. Wearing knee pads and wrist pads, her usual clothing is mainly loose and comfortable, and she looks somewhat sloppy. Now this outfit shows most of her curves, and Su Shen discovered that light and graceful can also be used to describe Chen Xiaoluo.

On the contrary, it was Chen Xiaoluo's imposing manner with every move. She punched fiercely, her movements were windy, and she exuded the vigor of a practicing family.

After watching for a while, Su Shen had almost eaten, chewed the watermelon, and called her inarticulately: "You think you need to exercise a lot when throwing garbage, so you'll be fine if you do this. Be careful not to get bloody."

Chen Xiaoluo ended the practice with a roundabout kick, pulled the towel to wipe off the sweat on his face, went to the wall again, took a sip of the ginger syrup, finished his work, and said slowly: "You care about me."

Because the interval was too long, Su Shen didn't react for a while, she thought the last topic was over, and was confused for a few seconds, then realized that Chen Xiaoluo was answering what she said.

Su Shen dug out a large piece of watermelon and stuffed it into his mouth, ignoring her.

Chen Xiaoluo stood up holding the cup, "I want to take a bath."

"Wash it."

Chen Xiaoluo stretched out a finger and shook it left and right: "No peeking."

Su Shen: "..."

She ate another spoonful of watermelon.

The gym has a whole wall of floor-to-ceiling windows, and outside the floor-to-ceiling windows is a large balcony connected to Chen Xiaoluo's bedroom. There is a hanging basket chair and a small table, and a few pots of lush ornamental plants at the end.

It looks like a perfect place for afternoon tea.

Su Shen stood up holding the watermelon, walked to the hanging chair and sat down. This angle was very good, and he could see the yard downstairs and the street outside at a glance.

She shook the gondola lightly, watching the passing cars downstairs wandering away.

She can hardly remember the events of her life. The most common thing in her memory is nothing more than the old and cramped tomb. Everywhere she looks is dark, and she can't feel the passage of time. The years are meaningless to her, as if the world It was like this, until one day, when she saw the sun again, she didn't know why she used the word 're'. She just thought so in her subconscious mind, and then she saw living beings of all shapes and sizes, and all things grew up. Surprised, this is the original appearance of the world.

What she thought before was just a blind spot in the narrow gap.

"Su Shen!"

Chen Xiaoluo called her suddenly.

Su Shen ignored it, but Chen Xiaoluo didn't know what was wrong, and kept shouting like a ghost.

"What's wrong?" Su Shen was annoyed by Chenggong and decided to go over to have a look.

Chen Xiaoluo sat on the bed, her hair was wet, and half of her snow-white calf was exposed under the bathrobe.

"Are you probably this tall?" She held the sweater she wore on the plane when she came back, and gestured to the pocket.

"what?"

Chen Xiaoluo pondered: "I remember that when you were in my pocket, you could completely cover it so you couldn't see it. Is the smallest one so tall?"

She looked up at Su Shen.

Su Shen said: "I don't know, what are you doing?"

"You don't have an ID card. We're leaving right now, and we have to fly. Let me try to bring a big bag."

Su Shen's eyes lit up, and he immediately said, "I'm outside the plane!"

Chen Xiaoluo changed his face in a second, his face was ferocious: "Don't even think about it."

Su Shen turned his head and clicked his tongue.

"Then what should I do, let me make you look smaller?"

Chen Xiaoluo nodded: "Yes."

Su Shen put the watermelon aside and raised his legs on the bed. A black mist appeared out of nowhere and gathered around him.

A few seconds later, the black mist dissipated, and Su Shen, who was as big as a thumb, stood on a small flower on the bed sheet, with his hands on his hips, and raised his neck and said loudly, "How about this?"

Chen Xiaoluo narrowed his eyes slightly, and raised his hand to cover a golden bird. The speed was so fast that it was too late for Su Shen to react.

"what?!"

"Ah, it's kind of cute." Chen Xiaoluo raised the palm-sized birdcage, and looked at it carefully with great interest, as if looking at a rare item.

Su Shen panicked while being stunned, grasping the cage rod with both hands, baring his teeth and claws like a little chick.

"Chen Xiaoluo! Are you a dog! Ah? You are a dog!!"

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The author has something to say:

Su Shen: You don't do anything that touches people.

Chen Xiaoluo: I took a picture: D

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感谢在2021-06-2101:59:09~2021-06-2203:08:50期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Siyuan Wowotou; 10 bottles of fresh chives; 5 bottles of A-little villain;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!